Clips From TBTL #2642: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “And, again, it wasn’t cuz I was trying to VidYank myself”

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Andrew: “And, that’s from… Rich ‘We discovered Hawaii’ Eagles”

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Andrew: “Bad joke”

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Andrew: “By the way, I do not know why my brain… just went here”

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Andrew: “Check, check that out as well”

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Andrew: “Dog-human-bird”

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Andrew: Drawn out “A-ha!”

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Andrew: “Even I don’t know about dogmen; but, you’ve, you have my attention now”

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Andrew: “Franco, my dear… I don’t give a damn”

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Andrew: “Goodness”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “I thought that was a given”

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Andrew: “I’m scared to go back and listen to yesterday’s show”

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Andrew: “It was shocking and specific”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Nah!”

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Andrew: “Now I sound naggy”

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Andrew: “Okay, gunshoes!”

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Andrew: “Our, our mouths are writing checks that our ass can’t cash”

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Andrew: Saying “I’ll say this as quickly as I can” and then some quick speaking gibberish

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Andrew: “Spoiler alert for Dazzling Donor purists!”

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Andrew: “The absurd… comedy meat”

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Andrew: “They also gave us ‘absurd comedy meat'”

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Andrew: “VidYank”

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Andrew: “We got a show about farts… we wanna talk about farts”

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Andrew: “Why do I just keep on stretching this out into… territories I’m not sure”

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Andrew: “YankyTubes”

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Andrew: “You look like Seth Rogen!!”

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Andrew: “You, sir… you’re a hero… You are a hero… for remembering that”

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Andrew and Luke: Absurd comedy meat

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Andrew and Luke: “Alright, here’s the only thing I will consider doing… (Okay, I’m all ears) just take, just taking ten minutes of Chris Hayes’s new podcast”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, man… Do you know why I’m embarrassed about that drop? Uh, why? It isn’t about… just the silliness that I’m saying that”

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Andrew and Luke: “I would say that I have mixed emotions about it… You’re not the only one… That was good. Thanks for picking that up, brother!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna tell you… what I, what Andrew and Luke told WBUR… ‘Nah!’ (Yeah!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s, it’s just, it’s a lot of work for something that I, I don’t think we’re ready… (What if we ask Linh to send in his favorite ten minutes?) But… we didn’t pitch TBTL!”

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Andrew and Luke: “No, shit! Yeah! What a weird thing!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wait, did you have a spot on his old weekend show once. Didn’t you, weren’t you a guest one time? One time, Andrew. One time. Well, that’s not nothing, dude”

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Clips From TBTL #2641

Andrew: “Also, can I just say though, that that was a really dumb thing for me to say; because, of course, a lot of poor people… actually voted for Trump. So, I don’t even know what I was saying there”

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Andrew: “Because, if I say anything other than that; like, I will get destroyed”

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Andrew: “Cuz, this is… ba-nuts!”

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Andrew: “First of all… I’m an idiot”

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Andrew: “I can only hear ‘Yanny’ now”

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Andrew: “I love that!”

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Andrew: “I love this world! I hate this world”

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Andrew: “I was destroyed for weeks!”

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Andrew: “I was destroyed for weeks… online for suggesting that… traveling on an airplane with children is not a human right”

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Andrew: “I… wanna let you know, though, don’t… don’t worry about your place on this show. As a matter of fact… before… today’s show… Hanna and I had a little meeting… and, she says it’s totally cool for you to come back… So, I wouldn’t worry about it at all”

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Andrew: “I’m any woman”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to stamp on you”

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Andrew: “Just like the classic Yanny and Hardy”

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Andrew: “Right now, when you’re playing that through my headphones, I only hear ‘Laurel'”

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Andrew: Saying “Laurel. Laurel. Laurel” or “Yanny. Yanny. Yanny”

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Andrew: Saying “Laurel. Laurel. Laurel” or “Yanny. Yanny. Yanny” #2

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Andrew: Saying “Ooh… it’ll be as good as the British Office” in a snobby manner

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Andrew: Saying “Yanny. Yanny. Yanny” or “Laurel. Laurel. Laurel”

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Andrew: Something locked up on Andrew when he played an audio drop and said “Whoa… it locked up on me”

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Andrew: “This is a trap! You’re baiting me”

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Andrew: “Tingles… up… my goddamned spine!”

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Andrew: “What an asshole I am!”

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Andrew: “You sound fun”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke snickering

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Cody” instead of “Corey” in reference to an APM engineer

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Andrew and Luke: “Hold on one second… just one moment… Linh? Okay, go ahead. You know what to do”

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Andrew and Luke: “I hear little noises coming from Genevieve’s phone. I’m like, ‘What is that?’ And, she turns it up and it’s saying, ‘Yanny. Yanny. Yanny’ She’s playing (What!?) the same thing… only I can only hear ‘Yanny’ now. I can only hear ‘Yanny’ now (Wow!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I like it stricken from the record; because, that was a, the, the dumbest thing I could have possibly said there. No, no, no, no, no, no… no. I can think of dumber”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke… What!?! Tingles… up… my goddamned spine!”

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Andrew and Luke: “The small talk that lovers… engage in? Oh, yeah… (Ooh) I try to not to say ‘Lovers’ on the show. We pitch, we pitch a lotta woo… Sure”

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Luke: “Ah! Your table is ready; that, you reserved months ago”

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Luke: “Because, Remko… donated a dazzling amount… of donation… I know that’s a lotta Ds, dude”

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Luke: “By the way, Linh, if you could grab… if you could please isolate… Andrew saying, ‘I only hear ‘Yanny”… and send that to me. I would quite appreciate that… Last request this week, I promise”

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Luke: “Carey, we gotta get outta here… This is bullshit”

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Luke: “Don’t cry for Lizzie, Argentina”

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Luke: “Don’t get into it. Don’t get into it. Don’t get into it”

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Luke: “Here’s, here’s one of the sweet moves this couple pulled”

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Luke: “Holy shit!”

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Luke: “I can’t hear shit in a loud room anymore”

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Luke: “I did it on the fly, bro”

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Luke: “I have listened to this clip… at this point, probably, fifty times; and, all I hear is ‘Yanny’. It is… I don’t know what people are–they’re hearing ‘Laurel’? I’m just hearing ‘Yanny'”

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Luke: “I love kids and I love babies”

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Luke: “I’m saying: Don’t tread on me”

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Luke: “I’m still on island time”

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Luke: “I’ve totally lost it”

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Luke: “Is that just being a total snob?”

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Luke: “Knee-deep in the hoopla here”

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Luke: “Maui me?”

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Luke: “No, no, no, no, no, no… no”

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Luke: “Now, the comment in our household… is, ‘I have high-frequency hearing loss’… But, I do”

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Luke: “Oh my God in Heaven!”

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Luke: “Oh, this is exciting, everybody! (Ooooh!)”

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Luke: “Okay!!”

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Luke: Quietly saying “This dangerous, it’s a dangerous game”

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Luke: Saying “But, I do” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “Hey! My name is the Roly-Poly Teddy Bear… I roly and I poly!” in a funny children’s show voice

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Luke: Saying “I know you guys think… that you’re just like… you get it so much… and, whatever. It doesn’t even matter… but… one… one other thing” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “You know; and, another thing” in a funny manner

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Luke: “That’s a classic blunder”

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Luke: “Things got hella weird”

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Luke: Trying to mashup the “Skyjinks” drop with Andrew’s “Ooooh!” drop

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Luke: “Way ahead’you, bruh”

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Luke: Whispering “Secrets”

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Luke: “Whoa! Really?”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way… you know… Oh, God. Don’t… Just stop it Luke… Oh, no. Don’t”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we do it in ten minutes? For once in our life, can we just do something in ten minutes? Alright, let’s just try to do it in ten minutes”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke and Andrew are extremely careful when it comes to copyright

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Luke and Andrew: “She was finishing everyone’s… she would, she would never let anyone finish their sentence… (Sandwiches?) I don’t follow… I was trying to finish your sentence”

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Luke and Andrew: “The mom… has the earphones in! I’m like… the only person that this programming is designed doesn’t have the earphones in! They’re draping it across the aisles too!? Across the (Like, how are…) aisle, Andrew!!! How are the, how are the, how is the staff allowing for this?”

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Clips From TBTL #2640

Andrew: “Agent!”

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Andrew: “Alright, don’t talk about Cano. Don’t talk about Cano. Don’t talk about Cano. Hey, guys! Sorry, I didn’t see you there… I was just sitting here not thinking about Robinson Cano”

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Andrew: “Alright, enough of this crap! We’re not here to talk about the end of the Mariners’ hopes for a post-season”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit”

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Andrew: “Boy, I’m a fraud. I don’t even know what kind of vacuum cleaner I have”

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Andrew: “Cleanliness is next to podliness”

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Andrew: “God bless ya. Go play XBOX”

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Andrew: “How is that for enticing you to listen to this… Monday edition, Tuesday edition of TBTL”

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Andrew: “I had a lot of fun on the show yesterday; but, I realized, during the program, that I was less prepared than I thought I was… So, I woke up super early today… super early… before nine. I woke up before nine today”

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Andrew: Making weirded-out sounds

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Andrew: “No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!!”

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Andrew: “Ohh, so cute”

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Andrew: “Okay, you know… We’re not talking about this! We’re not talking about this”

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Andrew: Saying “I’ve been known to do that” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Shit’s out of… order”

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Andrew: “We can’t talk about this!”

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Andrew: “Wham-bam”

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Andrew: “When you’re just hardcore puttering… you don’t know exactly where the next mess is gonna take you”

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Andrew: “Without getting really… technogeek with spreadsheety on this”

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Andrew: “Yeah. Also, like, don’t have kids. Just kidding! I’m just kidding”

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Andrew: “You know her as the ‘Human Air Horn'”

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Andrew: “You’re speaking my damn language!”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “I was just getting, like, that foam… like, stuff… which, I’m sure is just like… (Yeah) I’m sure I killed a million… I don’t know, like… What’s a cute animal? Dogs?”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Okay, I’m gonna restart in just a second; but, we have a bunch of critical updates for Windows 10. Oh, God! Hanna… Because you’re on Windows. Hanna… Hanna… How many updates? (At least a half hour) Shut the front door”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Sorry, did you just see a booger fall out of my nose? Cuz, that did–definitely did not happen. Do you need the scratchy Kleenex or the nice Kleenex?”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Take it outside, kids (Take it outside)”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “That’s my weak spot. Like, (Yeah) I don’t want to crawl up in there”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “The glued shoe worked out better than I thought. Really? Yeah. Oh, okay. I was gonna say, I’ll show you later… Nope, not that kind of friendship”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “They sent me a new modem… I didn’t ask for a no, a new modem. I didn’t want a new modem. My old modem was fine. But, apparently, model DM-32…4T (Oh, man) had some issue that they didn’t (Yeah) like with it”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “We’re… no kids, two blankets… Dual income… dual income… dual blankets, no kids”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “You and I are a couple of neatniks. Yep”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “And, like, you’ll be walking on sunshine, baby”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Because, I cannot be constrained by fabric… whenst cleaning”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Get the coupons!”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Get yourself one!”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Justin Verlander said some real dipshit stuff on Twitter later in the day”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: Laughing

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: Making a non-excited, air horn sound

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Not for your nose… No boogers”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “One!”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: Saying “I’m gonna be late!” in a funny manner

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Stop the show”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen and Andrew: Hanna clapping and making air horn sounds and Andrew saying “I don’t know if that was right drop or not”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen and Andrew: “If, you know, if you’re a parent and you don’t always have time to like… clean and clean and clean, like… cut yourself a break, man. (Yeah) Like, you’re doing a hard thing; like, do that thing. Yeah. Yeah. Also, like, don’t have kids. Just kidding! I’m just kidding”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen and Andrew: “Like Downton Abbey? I’ll… Yes… Genevieve is upstairs, I’m downstairs, and I gossip about her all the time. Well, of course”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen and Andrew: “Person! Yes! Human being!”

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Clips From TBTL #2639

Andrew: “Boy, they always say, ‘Turn up the bass in your headphones’… That’s what they say… The bass is turned up too high–That is the whitest thing that I’ve ever said; but, the bass is too high on my headphones”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Yes!”

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Andrew: Drawn out, sing-songy “Ohh”

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Andrew: “First though… I keep talking about these guests… who are they, why won’t I let them talk… I will let them talk, right now. Let me introduce them to you”

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Andrew: “Hello!”

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Andrew: “I don’t give a shit about Thor… Sorry, Thor lovers… I don’t have the Thor Thirst”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what the hell is going on here”

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Andrew: “I thought I had the show on lock today… like, honestly, I thought, like, this is it, I’m prepared… there’s nothing more I could possibly do to make this show good. And, it turns out, there was a lot I could do to make this show good; including… asking Luke to join us”

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Andrew: “I’m a brown thing guy”

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Andrew: “Interesting order; and, I love the dazzling details”

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Andrew: “Is that a thing?”

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Andrew: “It’s back, baby!”

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Andrew: “Lukles and Andrew… please don’t ever again play… American Pie”

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Andrew: Making a funny sound

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Andrew: Making a weirded-out sound

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Andrew: “Neiner Neiner Weiner”

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Andrew: “Nick, touch your nose. I’m cutting that out”

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Andrew: “Nick… ‘Jar Jar’ Jarin”

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Andrew: “People are not gonna like that I’m saying; cuz, this is a little… this is a little… shade throwy by me and I apologize”

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Andrew: Saying “I can’t handle this young crowd” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “What was it!? Somebody explain this damn thing!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Will everybody be my best friend?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Shit. I also had a thought”

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Andrew: Singing “Let’s just close that out”

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Andrew: “They were trying to say that you were drunk. You had eight beers”

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Andrew: “This is classic Andrew. Cuz, I can’t remember any teams involved or the names of the players; but…”

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Andrew: “This is the show… in case you don’t know… that is dolphinately Too Beautiful To Live (Dolphinately. For sharks)”

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Andrew: “Turn the bass down on my headphone”

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Andrew: “Wait, hold on. What?”

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Andrew: “We’re going to be talking about bears today! We have bears in the news! I’m hoping we can call the segment, ‘Bearly the News’… Gotta clear that with my co-host first”

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Andrew: “Well, you’re back with TBTL on your… hot talk station… WAL… SH. Ooh, God. That fell apart”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: Andrew making the iconic Law & Order sound and Hanna singing the opening notes to its theme song

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Cano is your boy, though, right? Well, of course!”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Let’s talk about branding. What do we call it? Do we keep, ‘Neiner Neiner Weiner’? No”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “That’s your lucky money. Ohh, it became unlucky money so fast!”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “When somebody asks us to not to do something… we always do it… Sometimes, it’s just out of fun. Sometimes, it’s out of malice… But, of course, we do that; that’s how we react… But, San Jose Barbie is a Dazzling Donor. Like, this is the one time where I really feel like my hands are tied. I cannot throw this back in her face; (Yeah) and, it… is… killing me!! It is killing me!”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Alright, Nick… you have a hot take on Infinity Wars… Yeah, it’s not good… Yeah, there’s… there’s no… (We’ll be back after this) Go ahead. Go ahead”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: Andrew accidentally plays the e-mail frenzy drop instead of the regular one

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Andrew, Nick Jarin and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “And, we did three hours of hot talk radio… had its moments… some good, some not. It had its pretzel parts and its brown things parts… That was such a good callback!”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Brown things… are always the good ones”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Couldn’t get your sail up on your schooner?”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: Doing the TBTL Breaking News drop

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Em-bear-assed”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Hunh!”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: Laughing

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: Laughing #2

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: Laughing #3

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Oh my God. He’s really tip-tappin'”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: Quietly saying “Crunch”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Who is this?”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Yeah, I’m doing an unfortunate dance”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen and Andrew: “I only have eight beers today… (I can’t find…) that’s all I had”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen and Andrew: “The Venn diagram of bears and cleaning is, like, there’s a decent overlap in the middle. You think so? Well, how do you get bear shit outta your lawn? I don’t know. That’s a good question: why is there bear shit in your lawn?”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen and Nick Jarin: “I bought a pair of PF Flyers!! Right!? Yes. I have a pair!”

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Nick Jarin: “I’m also… personally… already impressed with myself… for not interrupting… your intro, like I usually do”

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: “Law & Order: DSW? Law & Order: DSW”

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Nick Jarin and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “No mountain too tall; and, good luck to all”

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Clips From TBTL #2638

Andrew: All of Andrew’s browser tabs were muted just when he wanted to play something

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Andrew: “Andrew’s my co-pilot”

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Andrew: “Andrew’s taking the wheel”

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Andrew: “Fucking come at me”

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Andrew: “Holy shit!!!”

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Andrew: Holy shit!!! How did you do that?!”

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Andrew: “It’s the… Temple of… Dubious… Racial Stereotypes, I think”

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Andrew: “Luke, I told you, they’re a good band. I watched a move with young people! What!?!”

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Andrew: “Oh, dang!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Ooh, God. I feel so much pressure to say something funny right now”

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Andrew: “Ooh! They smell like Everlane”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Goddamnit, Walsh”

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Andrew: “Shit!”

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Andrew: “Windows is making this so fucking difficult”

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Andrew: “You like it all the different ways”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew and Luke got a little too excited when they got clips of “Passage”, “Of”, and “Time” to play properly

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “This is the best debate ever!” and Luke singing “Dueling Banjos” over “Microfiche” and “Humanism” clips

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Andrew and Luke: “Here’s the deal. Okay. I’m ready… I don’t wanna turn all negative here; (Alright) but, things are really falling apart for me and this Music for Your Weekend”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, for this quiz. It’s not even really a quiz, Luke. It’s more like a game… and, essentially, you and I are on the same team. (Oooh) And, it’s gonna be a disaster. Okay”

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Andrew and Luke: “Son of a gun, we are amazing! (See?)”

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Luke: “Double-bonk theory”

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Luke: “He is known for his drawings of tall spoons, their grace and their splendor”

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Luke: “I don’t feel like I’m getting better at managing the audio drops this week… I’m possibly getting worse”

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Luke: “I give zero Za(c)ks”

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Luke: “I’m pretty out of touch with the NBA, no joke, ever since the… Sonics were stolen”

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Luke: Known unknowables and unknown unknowables

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Luke: “Linh? Isolate and send!”

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Luke: Making ray gun-like air horn sounds

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Luke: Making ray gun-like air horn sounds #2

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Luke: Making ray gun-like air horn sounds #3

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Luke: “Oh, Andrew!”

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Luke: “Okay”

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Luke: “One Za(c)k to rule them all”

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Luke: “Ouch”

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Luke: “Papa’s gotta get even!”

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Luke: “Pew-manism!”

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Luke: “Poop diddy whoop shoop”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: Whispering a drawn out “Secrets”

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Luke: “Zero Za(c)ks given”

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Luke and Andrew: Making ray gun-like air horn sounds

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Luke and Andrew: “The Miracle on Dirty 4th Street? Write it down!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’ll do some Music for Your Weekend. Oh yeah, by the way, it’s Friday, Andrew… so, I hope you’re thinking of a song. Oh, dang! I’ll come up with something. I totally forgot. (Linh? Isolate and send!) My new favorite drop is Andrew saying, ‘Oh, dang!’ I totally forgot”

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Clips From TBTL #2637: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “Andrew, this is why you play the game”

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Luke: “Because, that stuff rules!”

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Luke: “But, I need… to get eyes on that ice cream!”

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Luke: “Cowabunga, dude!”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: Cute Laugh #2

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Luke: “For folks that don’t know, or don’t care”

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Luke: “It was so… effing good!”

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Luke: “Mahalo means… hello… and goodbye. Mahalo!”

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Luke: “Meow!”

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Luke: “Not today, Satan”

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Luke: “Rat-a-tat Zak… of Zakings… Guess who’s Zak in the motherfucking house?”

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Luke: “Really?”

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Luke: Saying “Mahalo!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Happy, happy birthday. Meow!”

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Luke: Singing “I’ll reverse Porky’s you… like you want me to”

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Luke: Singing “There’s a place in France where the naked ladies dance. There’s a hole in the wall where the boys can see it all”

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Luke: Singing a truncated funky bass line

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Luke: “Sorry I’m getting heated”

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Luke: “That sounds dirty”

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Luke: “Uhh, that sounds scary”

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Luke: “You’ll get nothing and like it!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, the nice lady, who’s now asked him, like, four times to please come down and put his fingerprint on my bald medicine… That sounds dirty… His fingerprints are all over that baldness medicine”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, my concern over time became… that Yousef might’ve thought that I was sexing him. Mmm-hmm. Because, he… The fact that you call it, ‘sexing,’ makes me think that you’re not ready for this. I do all the different ways, Andrew”

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Luke and Andrew: “Guess what? We got too many pictures on our wall! And, some of them are in small frames! And, some of them are crooked; but, you can’t straighten them! Okay. Yeah, yeah. You’ve seen the Statue of Liberty. Have you seen it holding a burger? Who can handle this merriment?”

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Luke and Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Luke and Andrew: “I ordered my bacon extra not flaccid… Mmm, okay. Oh, you had turgid bacon? I ate tumescent bacon!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was sitting there… at Burbank Springs yesterday for, like, a good half hour just playing the sound effects, just delighting myself. Oh, and I’ll bet you everybody in the house was happy that he got you that as well. Umm… now that I think about it… no, actually. (Really?) It was, it was annoying to everyone else”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s my birthday week, bishes! (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Man! I’ll tell you what I did with these hot dogs… Oh, God! Is that how we got here? Yeah, we did. This is turning into a real hot dog story”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ooh! Explicit! Ooooh!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Seriously? Oh, God. You’re not, not even in the ballpark”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing Happy, happy birthday, may all your dreams come true! Happy, happy birthday da-da-da-da-da-da! Yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “The more that we move into the future of broadcast technology. I don’t mean us as a show. (No) We’re lagging, we’re a lagging indicator”

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Luke and Andrew: “There’s an app that you can put on your iPad; which, I had a long time ago. (Me too) Although, there is that, there’s that latency. We’re really just doing this. At what point do we become the official podcast… of… slightly outdated radio technology?”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re joking! No, I’m not”

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