Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2426: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “And, it is… disconcerting… to the say the least!”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “From Beep”

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Andrew: “Hey you, get outta here!! What do you think you’re doin’!?”

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Andrew: “Hey-ey… did you just hear me clunking around over here?”

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Andrew: “How did I miss that!!?”

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Andrew: “I couldn’t remember their names. Surprise! Write that down, I couldn’t remember somebody’s name”

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Andrew: “I had a whole freezer full of… you know… what I’d call ‘Dukakis Carcasses'”

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Andrew: “I set you up”

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Andrew: “I’m just mmmmmmmm-blocking out the eighters”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Oh, man!”

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Andrew: Reacting to a funny

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Andrew: “That… is not… bad!”

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Andrew: “The Incredible, Edible Eight”

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Andrew: “This is how you eight a stranger in the Alps, Larry!!”

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Andrew: Trying to go native with with pronouncing “New Orleans”

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Andrew: “Uhh, I was, uh… yeah”

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Andrew: “Waka Waka Waka!”

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Andrew: “What… the hell was that!? Where were, what was going on!? And how would you broach that?”

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Andrew: “While I know, we’re not, we’re not losing a Luke. We’re gaining a whole host of really exciting co-hosts over the next couple of weeks”

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Andrew: “Why am I telling you this?”

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Andrew: “Yaris! Yaris!”

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Andrew: “Yes! I know that Luke is gone; but, I still have years of text message chains that I can read on the air, damnit!”

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Andrew: “You waka know it, baby!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you, did you re-‘ello my bro?”

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Andrew and Luke: Dukakis Carcasses, or Dukcarcasses

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Clips From TBTL #2425

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Andrew: “And then, at one point, I gotta admit… This is where things get not so great for me”

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Andrew: “And then, I would just have to squeak out of there in my clown shoes!”

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Andrew: “And, I’m loving it, Luke!”

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Andrew: “As I go back to my book, I realized that the librarian… watched me do that. And, now… This is so bad”

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Andrew: “How many… how many drinks a night does the scooter tend to have?”

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Andrew: “I did, kind of, reach over… and I closed its mouth for a second and it popped back open… And, I smiled at it”

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Andrew: “I didn’t get really aggro”

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Andrew: “I didn’t write down any show dang titles!”

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Andrew: “I gotta take this scooter in; but, I don’t ’em to tell me I have to lose weight”

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Andrew: “I want it on the record: My name is Andrew Walsh. I was sitting in this library. I’m the guy who you had to kick off the couch”

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Andrew: “I was a little, like… irked at the time. I think cuz you get irked… You get irked when somebody bosses you around anyway”

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Andrew: “I was just molesting a stuffed animal in a kids room”

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Andrew: “I’m in the wrong here”

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Andrew: “I’m just always grumpy getting told what to do”

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Andrew: “I’m like this 40 year old, somewhat lumbering, bearded guy”

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Andrew: “Irked”

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Andrew: “Irked” #2

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Andrew: “Irked” #3

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Andrew: “Is there something wrong with me!?”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ! What am I doing!? What is wrong with me!?”

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Andrew: “My name is Andrew Walsh. I was sitting in this library. I’m the guy who you had to kick off the couch”

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Andrew: “My… god, man! What are you doing to yourself and how can you enjoy that?”

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Andrew: Saying “Slowly chopping tomatoes and making sure everything is exactly the same size” in a slowed-down manner

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Andrew: “That was a hell of an introduction!”

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Andrew: “This is where things get not so great for me”

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Andrew: “Well, let me broaden it out a little bit; and, just say, ‘Everybody’s awful’. No.”

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Andrew: “You read it, you read it, you read it; and then, you forget it”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Forgot that he already said “The show that just might be Too Beautiful To Live” a few seconds ago

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Luke: “I would probably be at a monkey knife fight… somewhere, just in international waters”

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Luke: “Now, you may be thinking… ‘Hey Luke… I didn’t know you were a Spanish food expert’ You were thinking right… I’m not.”

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Luke: “Oh, shit!”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah! That’s how you make the money. Duh!”

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Luke: “To Catch a Walshator”

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Luke: “True story”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew would be Luke’s personal hero if Andrew had responded to the librarian by saying that the stuffed toy was his nephew

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Luke and Andrew: “Yes! Life Hackett Buddy! (Mmm-hmm)”

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Clips From TBTL #2424

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Andrew: “God…damn, he’s good looking!”

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Andrew: “Holy crap”

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Andrew: “I, I think there’s something wrong with my brain. I think my brain is bad.”

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Andrew: “Jesus! What!?!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I know”

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Andrew: Saying “Robbie” as a fan would say it

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Andrew: “The complete other end of the spectrum is like, what, a plate of spaghetti… served in, like, a bathtub”

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Andrew: “This is just a weird… thought that I had, two nights ago”

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Andrew: “This is where people will get mad”

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Andrew: “Umm, alright!”

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Andrew: “What’s up with the Light Phone, dude?”

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Andrew: “Wow, that’s… I’ll bet… Wow! Lot of reaction from me on this”

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Luke: “Bawitdabanhmi”

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Luke: “Deal-eo”

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Luke: “For what it’s worth”

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Luke: “I was kind of hermitting it up”

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Luke: “Long story longer”

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Luke: Making a baby crying or screaming sound

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Luke: “Not my circus, not my monkeys”

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Luke: Saying “Robbie!!” as a fan would say it

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Luke: “Somebody… better get these motherfucking kids off this motherfucking public radio show!”

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Luke: Stu-bot spoofed on Twitter that a Kid Rock-themed restaurant should be called “Bawitdabanhmi”

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Luke: “That sounds like a person”

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Luke: “What I did next… will shock you”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because yesterday, we talked about #ButtholeGate… use the promo code: Too Loud Too Specific. Get twenty-five percent off, I quit!”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2423

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Andrew: “And, uh, check out some BBQ. Maybe we can get the BBQ place to be a sponsor too. Now I’m saying BBQ. I don’t approve of that at all!”

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Andrew: “Being so naked!”

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Andrew: “Big bearded Andy. Big bearded baby, I should say.”

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Andrew: “But, I think that’s sweet revenge”

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Andrew: “But, only organisms that live within this house… have bed permission right now”

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Andrew: “But, there was just a lot of naked time”

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Andrew: “But… holy crap, did we behave”

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Andrew: “Hey man… still has your musk in here. Gonna air it out later.”

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Andrew: “I guess I’m just… an oinker”

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Andrew: “I know that it’s maybe not brand new sheets… but, you don’t know that. They feel like brand new sheets; unless, something really went sideways the night before”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to be funny here. I was never assaulted by anybody’s genitalia, so far, that I remember.”

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Andrew: “I’m sure they love that”

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Andrew: “‘Isn’t that so cute? Ohh!’ And, kind of ‘aww-ing’ and ‘ahh-ing'”

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Andrew: “It does not feature Luke Burbank laying in my bed”

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Andrew: “Just a dab of crows”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! I’ve seen the butt stuff with this chair just in the moments that I’m here. God knows what happens when I’m gone!”

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Andrew: “Ooh, I want the nose! I want the nose!”

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Andrew: “Real? Question mark. Sports? Question mark.”

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Andrew: “She’s just… b-b-b-blocking out the haters”

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Andrew: “Shit got real, real fast”

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Andrew: “That really pisses me off! That pisses me off way more than it should.”

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Andrew: Throat Clearing

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Andrew: “You son of a gun!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, yeah. Cuz, Luke needed a cocktail stirrer… earlier this evening. And, he decided to use my remote control for it. Wait!! Do you seriously… I had a feeling you didn’t remember that”

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Luke: “And, I was so zonked out this morning”

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Luke: “And, it just kept going”

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Luke: “Because, we clearly state, on the menu… that children’s buttholes will be visible. Not really. I put that part in there.”

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Luke: “I know it sounds like I definitely stole this”

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Luke: “It is… muggy here in Chicago today!”

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Luke: “It was… very close to being a situation”

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Luke: “Let’s, move over to #ButtholeGate”

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Luke: Saying “They did not see my…” and then cleared his throat

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Luke: Singing “Imagine there’s no heaven… or buttholes. It’s easy if you try… just don’t think about buttholes. No hell below us… just a butthole. Above us, only sky… and maybe a butthole.”

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Luke: Throat Clearing

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Luke: “Today’s show… a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL, this is gonna be… just… first class everybody. Very limited sexual dribble-drabble”

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Luke: “What have you heard about the toilet!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew… when you find out what those kids do with the remote control. Oh, God… I gotta go… You’re never even gonna go to the state of Oregon, again”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you want me saying #ButtholeGate? (No, I don’t)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Fine. You can bill Nate Toby. Our boss.”

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Audio Clips

Let Luke and Andrew Clear Their Throats

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On TBTL #2422, Luke described that, instead of actually saying a part of a woman’s anatomy in which Prince put his head and mouth in the vicinity of in a performance, he would clear his throat. During this discussion and a little bit afterwards, Luke and Andrew would end up clearing their throats a total of six times:

Luke and Andrew: Throat Clearing

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All of that lovely throat clearing reminded me of DJ Kool’s “Let Me Clear My Throat”, which uses two samples that Luke uses for his Exciting Celebrate Music drop. I also found a clip of Luke saying “Let Me Clear My Throat” and knew that a mashup had to be created. The following is the mashup in the style of DJ Kool’s song:

Luke and Andrew: Let Luke and Andrew Clear Their Throats

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Clips From TBTL #2422

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Andrew: “But, I gotta constantly check my fly”

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Andrew: “But, if you were to use that in your own tweet or something, yeah, that would be weird”

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Andrew: “Did you know that in… in Chicago, they get real snobby about this. They do not put nothing ketchup on nothing hot dogs”

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Andrew: “Flimsy-ass screen door”

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Andrew: “I wanna be the bad boy of public radio!”

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Andrew: “Keep it as public radio as possible”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, no! This is the end of me”

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Andrew: “Otherwise, I’m just walking around… touching my fly all the time”

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Andrew: Singing “Let the good times roll”

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Andrew: “The zipper won’t stay up”

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Andrew: “This shit’s analog!!”

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Andrew: Throat Clearing

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Andrew: Throat Clearing #2

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Andrew and Luke: “Set a new land… speed record for getting weird quickly on TBTL with that one today… (I just) daddy”

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Andrew and Luke: “You talk, I’ll write. Okay. I’m the scribe”

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Luke: “Are… you… even… serious… right now!?”

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Luke: “For sharks!”

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Luke: “God! This is… why… Why must I always pull the curtain… back on my ridiculous decision making process?”

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Luke: “I wasn’t even supposed to be there today!”

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Luke: Luke is Pod-dad and Andrew is Pod-son

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Luke: Throat Clearing

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Luke: Throat Clearing #2

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Luke: Throat Clearing #3

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Luke: Throat Clearing #4

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Luke: “Wait a second!”

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Luke: “Ya organic turkeys!”

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Luke and Andrew: High point of TBTL was when Luke continued the discussion with “Now, don’t you fret. Now, don’t you frown. Cuz, I caught that branch, on the way back down”

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Luke and Andrew: “No, that would be moose knuckles. There… there it is.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Possible show title? Possibly… not.”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “The Other Day, I Met a Bear”

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