Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “A-ha moments are ideas”

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Andrew: “And so, I started shoving those as far down the hole as I could and lighting them”

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Andrew: “He who dealt it, melted it?”

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Andrew: “Hola, Mr. Cola”

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Andrew: “I don’t work for Bravo, Luke! I don’t work for Bravo.”

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Andrew: “I’m a seventy-four doll-ounaire, dollarnaire”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Sorry, I realized how ridiculous this is”

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Andrew: “Long story long”

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Andrew: “Now, that might mean that I have a bunch of friends who are like, ‘Aw, shit, Andrew’s giving me another stupid candle for Christmas'”

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Andrew: “Of all the crazy things that you do or don’t do to your body, Luke; and, I’m not even talking about the diets here”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, here comes that word ‘spend-thrifty’ again”

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Andrew: Stretched out “No!”

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Andrew: “We just spent all the calories on everything! It’s all out the window!”

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Andrew: “Yes!!”

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Luke: “Alright, the Top Story that I want to talk about, it’s not on our actual list of Top Stories; which, never bodes well for the actual Top Stories of the day”

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Luke: “Bangles ‘Eternal Flame’ level donors of the day”

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Luke: “Ho, boy”

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Luke: “See how long it takes somebody to ask you, ‘What the fuck are you talking about?'”

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Luke: “Smells like a winner”

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Luke: “That brings all the Pod-dogs to the yard”

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Luke: “We want to thank our coastal elitist level donors of the day”

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Luke and Andrew: “Also, I just farted; so, it’s good that we lit a match. Maybe it should be our thank you gifts next year: candles.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew having a good laugh at Luke’s “World Star” story

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s surprising to me. You’d think that they would be all up in that candle game. That’s what I would think too!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is exa–This is where I really wanted to go with this conversation was… Oh, good, only fifteen minutes later”

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Luke and Andrew: Wondering if people are still listening after playing Smash Mouth’s ‘All Star’ song in all C to close out the show

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re making candles now, this is your new hobby?!? Yeah! Well, you know I’m famous for my drawings of candles”

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Andrew: “Aaaahhhhh! I’m in over my head! I don’t know much about football. I–Run away! Run away!”

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Andrew: “Damn, donor!”

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Andrew: “Do you paint your bald spot?”

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Andrew: “I don’t question the, the ethics of what’s going on on America’s Kids Got Lip Syncing”

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Andrew: “I’m such a lazy TV watcher”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Now I’m just, now I’m just babbling, man.”

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Andrew: “Oh, God. Luke, I’m gonna shut up the rest of the show, okay? You got it from here?”

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Andrew: “That’s groovy, daddy-o!”

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Andrew: “There are still chop ‘n’ shops all over this country, God bless ’em!”

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Andrew: “Well, also, I’m a drama queen.”

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Andrew: “What the hell is going on!!?”

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Andrew: “You made up, you just made up that you went to a… concert?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I usually say, ‘That’s groovy, daddy-o!’ That’s so bad!”

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Luke: “Cook these fucking oysters!”

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Luke: “Dog poop is thawing. That’s when you know spring is just around the corner. If the dog poop sees its shadow today means two more weeks of winter. I think, I’m not fully sure on that. But, anyway”

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Luke: “I wish I was making any of this up… dear listeners. I wish I was making any of it up.”

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Luke: “Oh, man! Everything I say makes me think of other things I want to say to you”

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Luke: “She has never done sex!”

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Luke: Singing “How does it feel… to not have lost your mind”

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Luke: Singing “Tell me, how does it feel?”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew wants Luke to stop saying “Groovy Daddy”

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Luke and Andrew: “How much of this desire is just so that you can re-create that there will be blood seen, though? Most of it. Hey, would you to like to come over for some bowling later? I’ve got a hankering for a milkshake. (Can I) Oh, you have one.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t need to tell people how to enjoy their music, but… But, I will.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke confesses to faking a story about going to an Air concert

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s having trouble speaking

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Luke and Andrew: Os, As and ‘Ello

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Luke and Andrew: Reacting to lyrics from Sophie B. Hawkins’s “Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover”

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Andrew: “Are you ready to rumble?”

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Andrew: “Fix my clock!”

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Andrew: “Forget it, mate. We have great lawyers!”

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Andrew: “I can’t podcast with this loud clanking sound”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what it is. I doubt I could pronounce it. What are you talking about?”

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Andrew: “I want to know what the hell is going on”

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Andrew: Making breaking news teletype sounds

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Andrew: “Vacuum cleaners and toilet bowls are two things that I am ready to eff with at any moment”

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Andrew: “What is ‘Walsh, Walsh and Doormat’?”

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Andrew: “Why do I keep on getting in to these conversations all week, when I’m just always wrong about them?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Gotta, gotta make this a good show. Gotta make this a good, good show today, Luke. (Yes) Can we do that?”

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Andrew and Luke: “He was in the ship movie, right, where he plays cook? Yeah, yeah, that was Under Siege. Under Siege, right, I got one. (Yeah) Sort of. Probably, dude.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Instead of, ‘Yes, and,’ we’re more of a ‘Probably, okay’ type of situation (Mmm-hmm) here at TBTL. (Yeah!) We’re a ‘Probably, of’. What would you replace ‘and’ with?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s, let’s make Alabama Hill (Burbank Springs) great again (Yeah, exactly)”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke continues to mumble/sing “Only Girl (in the World)” while Andrew is talking

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Luke: “Are you ready to THRIVE review with Nate Tobey?”

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Luke: “But for tomorrow, I’m gonna drown my sorrows in soup dumplings in Canadia”

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Luke: “Homeboy is so in bed with Putin, it’s not even funny”

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Luke: “I’ll, I’ll, I’ll hip ’em to these deets, to these dazzling deuts”

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Luke: Mumbling along to Rihanna’s “Only Girl (in the World)”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “Uhh, are you kidding?”

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Luke: “We tried to get to it yesterday; and, I think my story of my, my on the nose nose musings were just so fierce, they were so fire yesterday”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke tells Andrew to go down to the basement after making a crack at Luke’s previous comments about voting

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Luke and Andrew: Luke will bundle his wife and head north

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Luke and Andrew: “They were our MxPx ‘Move to Bremerton’ (I’m so glad you remembered) level donors of the day”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is what it sounds like when doves dry. How did I, how did I not see that coming?”

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Andrew: “And, I’m not saying that I’m only happy when it rains”

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Andrew: “I just broke your brain”

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Andrew: “I’m not a psycho”

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Andrew: “It’s immaterial!”

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Andrew: “Mother… of God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Just don’t do an Andrew here, you’re President Obama”

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Andrew: “PS: Do you know who I am?”

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Andrew: “Sir, you must understand… it’s a laser! It’s kind of a big deal.”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, I’m not gonna lie and I don’t think you’re gonna be surprised to hear; that, I don’t actually know what that’s from. What?”

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Andrew and Luke: “He’s never gonna pay off that machine! That’s what I was thinking! What is the business model here, Starla? Like…”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, we’ve spent the whole damn show talking about something on your nose. I mean, I think… I think I’m within my rights. Oh, man. This whole show has been too on my nose.”

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Luke: “Easy Amy… easy with the Hebrew”

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Luke: “El shaddai, El-elyon na adonia, Age to age you’re still the same”

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Luke: “Not to brag”

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Luke: “Recovering from a minor, elective, dermatological, medical intervention”

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Luke: Singing “I guess the Wells Fargo laser is-a coming down the street, I…”

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Luke: “That’s either the best or worst audio drop we’ve ever played on this show”

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Luke: “The only answer for a bad guy with a seltzer is a good guy with a seltzer. Everybody’s packing heat.”

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Luke: “Was that bad… my PS?”

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Luke: “What a world”

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Luke and Andrew: “Geez, Louise, what am I even doing here? Alright, so that whole… You’re having a, I can hear in your voice, you’re not happy with Luke today.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I Love Lukie? I Love Lukie”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’d like to take a, a moment here to thank our Amy Grant, El Shaddai level donors (Nice, this is a jam) of the day”

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Luke and Andrew: “It feels like it’s ‘G’day mate’ but it’s actually ‘G’night mate’ where I’m coming from. I’m totally thrown off. Power out.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing the I Love Lucy theme and Andrew saying “I told you, I don’t know Coldplay songs!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Possible show title: “Ooh, you bad, Bill Maher”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re gonna have the most trombones. We’re gonna have a hundred and one of them; but, we’re only gonna have seventy six Dalmatians. Oh, that was good.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Where’s the El Shaddai? Not enough El Shaddai. Not enough El Shad–more El Shaddai”

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The Beatles’ song “Taxman” was brought up during a conversation about songs used on radio segments. With a portion of the song playing in the background, Andrew said “Taxman” in a semi-interesting manner.

Andrew: “Taxman”

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Since it has been a (new and recent) tradition to create little mixes and/or mashups of Luke and/or Andrew saying or singing something against some music, I created this little mix of “Taxman” and Andrew saying “Taxman”.

The Beatles x Andrew Walsh: Taxman

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Andrew: “206-414-8285. I can’t hit the last note. But, umm…”

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Andrew: “And then, they all just laughed at me for the next two and a half hours”

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Andrew: “Chhhk, that’s not working for me, Luke”

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Andrew: “Hola, friendola”

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Andrew: “Hola, friendola. How ya doing?”

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Andrew: “I don’t get it”

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Andrew: “I’m back, baby”

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Andrew: “I’m just gonna spoil it for everybody now”

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Andrew: “I’m looking forward to our meeting tomorrow, boss.”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, I am just tangenting away today”

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Andrew: “Okay. We’re done. We did it.”

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Andrew: “Shit, there’s a Treaty of Wallingford”

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Andrew: “Ten seconds! Five seconds!”

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Andrew: “The only time that I give a look that kills”

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Andrew: “Uh, never mind. I was gonna make a dark joke, and it’s not, it’s not, it’s not funny enough to outweigh the darkness. So, never mind.”

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Andrew: “Wanna do some cat talk?”

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Andrew: “Weiner, have you seen it?”

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Andrew: “Yip, yip, yip!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh God, we’re doing this. We’re doing this! (We’re doing it) Everybody, fast forward about three minutes”

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Andrew and Luke: “Your drops are too loud. Look who has–how dare you. I share my vulnerability with you, and then you use it against me. And, the bit about the cat went nowhere.”

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Luke: “Aw, Andrew”

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Luke: “Because, I’ve lost my mind and have become the embodiment of a Garfield cartoon”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Damn everyone”

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Luke: “Ha-ha!”

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Luke: “How dare you”

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Luke: “More names, mo’ problems. Call me killer whale.”

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Luke: “Wow, I just found something more boring than the audio drops”

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