Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “Ah, here comes Old Dime Bags!”

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Andrew: Andrew refuses to use emojis and ends friendly sentences with exclamation points

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Andrew: “Bragger”

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Andrew: “Dime Bags Burbank”

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Andrew: Funny Laugh

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Andrew: “I found the video, by the way. Your, your secret file ain’t so secret anymore.”

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Andrew: “I’ve never looked great; but, with my personality, I’ve always been like a grumpy old man who doesn’t want to go out and hates crowded bars”

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Andrew: “If you were in the middle of ‘I Am The Walrus,’ well then, dang it, you would start in the middle of ‘I Am The Walrus’.”

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Andrew: “It’s like forty dollars a year!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: Laughing #5

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Andrew: Laughing #6

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Andrew: “No Fences or Rope in the Head?”

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Andrew: “No, thank you. Receipts are for old people; and, I’m not old.”

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Andrew: “Nobody look it up, okay? I don’t wanna know.”

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Andrew: “Quick little braggy time”

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Andrew: Saying “I don’t know. I don’t know” and Laughing

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Andrew: Saying “Okay” and Laughing

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Andrew: “Scott Adams is a mad man”

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Andrew: “Snohomie?”

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Andrew: “Sorry ladies, I’m taken.”

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Andrew: “Well, aloha jabroha”

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Andrew: “Whoa. Things got crazy at a party somewhere”

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Andrew: “Why’d you wake up so early, Andrew?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, no, no, he is really bad news bears”

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Andrew: “Yet, I’ve pooped myself twice since we’ve brought it up”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is trying to keep the podcast relationship fresh and add some spice to it

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Andrew and Luke: “Chris Haines was a third alter ego. Chris Haines was Chris Gaines’s alter ego.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I feel like it’s gotta be that, I feel like it’s gotta be the sec–Number two? I actually didn’t set it up that way, but I stand by it as an extremely solid spoof.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was so excited to be giving Adam Felber a ride in my tiny Toyota Tercel. That a lotta Ts, dude.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke plays Taps in honor of Andrew’s voice

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke, will you spend the rest of your life in a spacesuit with me? Absolutely.”

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Andrew and Luke: “One hundo for me, one hundo for you. (One hundo for you) That’s rich. That’s rich.”

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Andrew and Luke: “What would you call somebody that you’re tutoring, my tutees? I tell my tutees… No. That’s definitely not what (No) you call them… (I’m pretty sure) your protégés. Hey, who’s the peer writing assistant here?”

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Luke: “Alright, fine!”

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Luke: “As… Andrew… per usual”

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Luke: “BTDubs”

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Luke: “But, if you’re wearing a spacesuit for a long time, it could get a little funky”

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Luke: “By the way, I’m dolphinately getting one of those”

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Luke: “David Was, who was the other Was in Was (Not Was)”

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Luke: “I got bait-and-switched!”

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Luke: “It is a gross day. It is nasty out there.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “LeAnn Rimes, Unchained Melody: The Early Years, long before she was mostly known for stealing that one lady’s husband, Blue Moon of Kentucky level donors of the day”

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Luke: “Lewis”

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Luke: “Sad!”

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Luke: Saying “We love that deal” as Tom Leykis

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Luke: “Think of money as a good thought that we can spend on things. Here’s, here’s what we’re going today”

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Luke: “This is just a public radio podcart”

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Luke: “Wow! Wow! Let me say that again. Wow!”

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Luke: “You don’t worry your pretty little head”

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Luke and Andrew: “‘Aloha jabroha’ means hello and goodbye. That’s exactly what it means.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you ready (Oh) to hear (Yikes) the sound of evil?”

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s got a soul patch, he’s got his hair in his eyes. I was gonna go with ‘flavor saver,’ but okay.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wow! Wow! You like that? Let me say that again. (Coming in, coming in strong) Wow! Where did you think of that?”

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Luke: “All of those words are true”

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Luke: “Also, your home for political correctness run amoke, day in and day out”

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Luke: “But, di-but, but what, but it c–but, but I think, I think it’s safe to say”

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Luke: “Conan O’Brien, Blue Moon of Kentucky, live performance on his show because there was a writer’s strike and they can get to fill time… level donors of the day”

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Luke: Doing the Car Toys “Car Toys: A Better Way To Go!” Jingle

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Luke: “DTB: Dump That B!”

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Luke: “He can’t win. Tom Shane cannot win.”

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Luke: “How are ya, imaginary radio friendos?”

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Luke: “I got sharp-shot by a Stu-bot”

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Luke: “I know I keep trying to like… sort of bro down on being the most O.G. Tom Shane listener”

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Luke: “I’m here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And, I’m all out of bubblegum.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing while Andrew is talking

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Luke: “Let the fun begin”

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Luke: “Now, you have a friend in the cartridge blowing… business”

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Luke: “Now, you have a friend in the diamond business”

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Luke: “Now, you have a friend in the Flash Friday business”

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Luke: “Now, you have a friend in the not tax paying business”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah!!!”

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Luke: Re-enacting a Shane Co radio advert

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Luke: Saying “I’m Tom Shane” in a nasally manner

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Luke: Saying “Super Mario Bros.” using the other “Mario” pronunciation

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Luke: Saying “Thirty classic games, including: Super Mario Bros., Donkey Kong, The Legend of Zelda, and Tecmo Bowl” as Tom Shane

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Luke: “See, you gotta understand. Me and Shane Co, we go way back.”

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Luke: Singing “Gold coins in the fish tank, each one seeking happiness”

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Luke: “There’s some dazzling deuts”

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Luke: “Why in the heck-fire”

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Luke: “YODO, YOLO to you Robin. YODO, YOLO to you.”

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Luke: “You already declared ‘Power out!’, which is a legally binding statement on this show. Which means, we should just move on.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew continues to laugh and giggle while Luke is talking

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Luke and Andrew: Football Biscuit Dot Net

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Luke and Andrew: “I got no end of not getting the validation. I got no end of non-validation.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke went a little too far on this Tom Shane impression

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Luke and Andrew: “Shit through a tennis racket, didn’t hit a string. Ooh… God!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well also, didn’t he have any pockets on his kilt? One hundred percent chance this guys was in a kilt. You nailed it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You don’t like to be hollered at. True.”

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Andrew: “And we fricking hit it!”

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Andrew: “Bubblegum dash kick dash ass dash Roddy dash Piper dash they dash live”

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Andrew: Doing an aggro take on a Shane Co radio advert

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Andrew: “Dombass”

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Andrew: Fast Blow

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Andrew: “I am elated!”

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Andrew: “I listen to them. I hate them. But, I also think that tagline, ‘You have a friend in the jewelry business,’ is genius.”

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Andrew: “I would kick his ass!”

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Andrew: “Kevin, you dumb shit!”

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Andrew: “Luke!”

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Andrew: “Ooh, yes!”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: Re-enacting a Shane Co Radio Advert Part 1

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Andrew: Re-enacting a Shane Co Radio Advert Part 2

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Andrew: Slow Blow

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Andrew: “That’s how those other guys getcha!”

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Andrew: “The dombass isn’t getting it”

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Andrew: “There was a lot of blowing on the cartridges, both fast and slow”

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Andrew: “This. Just. Happened!”

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Andrew: Whispering “Fine!”

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Andrew: “Yes!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew started playing a radio station’s live stream at the right time to get a Shane Co advert

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Andrew and Luke: FootballBiscuit.net was not taken as of the recording of the show

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Andrew and Luke: Having way too much fun with Shane Co-like adverts

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m a kid… I’m not watching the news, cuz I’m a kid. I was just curious about that”

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Andrew and Luke: “Now, you have a friend in the bubblegum (In the kilt) business”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing the Underground Theme from Super Mario Bros.

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Luke: “And we’re not going here, Andrew. We’re not going here!”

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Luke: “Andrew! Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I’m sorry.”

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Luke: “Bring your yellow lab to work day”

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Luke: “Haute-y taute-y, French, snooty city”

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Luke: “I dunno why I’m swearing. I just figured we don’t have any listeners at this point in the show, so it’s fine.”

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Luke: “I’m forty also, and I have to tell you, it’s not as bad as I was expecting. So, that’s just a message from the other side.”

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Luke: “Ice, Ice Maybe?”

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Luke: “If Dallas turds the Florida”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Luke Burbank, Northwest Cable News”

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Luke: “Luke Burbank, Northwest Keiko News”

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Luke: “No, I have no morals”

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Luke: “Oh, holy shit. Look at what we did”

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Luke: “Rudy the Pod-dog”

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Luke: Saying “Today… I’d like to say… this is one of the worst… ending to… TBTL… of all time…” with a faux echo effect

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Luke: Saying “Yeah, this airline, or this particular aircraft we’re in has all kinds of new features, including live DirecTV; which, will work for about four more minutes, until we’re over the ocean” as airplane pilot over PA

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Luke: “Seattle losing to the Tampa Bay Bucs, fourteen to five. That’s a weird, ugly football number”

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Luke: “See, that shit would be interesting!”

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Luke: Singing “D-I-V-O-R-C-E”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: Snorting #2

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Luke: “So I thought, stupidly”

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Luke: “Special times with ol’ Dad-skis”

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Luke: “The ‘G’ is for Glass”

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Luke: “We got a Pod-dog here in the room with us. I don’t know why I’m saying ‘with us,’ like, there’s multiple people and then the dog in the room. It’s just me.”

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Luke: “We just went and laid a turd”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke: “What!?!” #2

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Luke: “Yo, lay off the after-the-whistle stuff”

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Luke and Andrew: “He a shit eater to me! Whoa!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hold on. You know what…? What’s going on? What’s gonna happen here?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I love this story. (Your story) It’s a beautiful story. I love your story.”

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Luke and Andrew: “In China, which, I want to clarify, is not Japan. Hmm… You sure?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Should we thank our Patsy Cline (Oh, yeah) … Blue Moon of Kentucky level donors of the day?”

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Luke and Andrew: “The coach from Oz! He’s so distracting with his good looks.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re such a good friend, Andrew. (No problem) I really appreciate it… (Now it’s time)”

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Andrew: “Andrew Walsh in 2016 needs meat to survive”

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Andrew: “Are you allowed to cough on stage during Live Wire; cuz, now I’m worried about that”

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Andrew: “Assuming that it’s a fun show and you’re making me laugh a lot, Luke”

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Andrew: “But, I dunno, man”

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Andrew: Chuckle

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Andrew: “Don’t make a mountain out of a hill, please.”

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Andrew: “Dr. Frankenstein’s fant? Is that what you’re trying to think of here?”

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Andrew: “Everybody’s interested in Super Bowl commercials!”

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Andrew: “For real!”

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Andrew: “Here’s the deal; and, this is the absolutely God-dern truth of the matter”

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Andrew: “Hmm. I can’t help you, cuz I don’t know.”

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Andrew: “How do we get out of this, Luke?”

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Andrew: “I don’t deserve Genevieve as a girlfriend. I’m gonna go out right there and say this, especially when it comes to these things”

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Andrew: “I mean, if you’re somebody who enjoys football, but doesn’t necessarily have a, any stake in either one of these teams, I apologize if you had to watch this; because, what a crappy half of foot–I mean, it was, it was a crappy game of football.”

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Andrew: “I think I’m a big wuss, I think just need to acknowledge that”

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Andrew: “I, I haven’t been to the zoo in forever”

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Andrew: “I’ll just have to take a bullet for the city; which, I’m glad, glad to do.”

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Andrew: “I’m a pain in the ass”

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Andrew: “I’m back, baby!”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna come in hot tomorrow”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna say two things that are polar opposite of each other; and, that’s why people shouldn’t listen to me.”

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Andrew: “I’m pretty sure I caught something from that G-D microphone at KIRO radio. You know those places are germ pools!”

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Andrew: “If you’re kind of thinking to yourself, ‘This is a good live show cuz Andrew’s not blowing his nose a lot,’ rethink that. Check that, check that attitude.”

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Andrew: “It was a weird weekend for me, Luke”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s face it, Luke”

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Andrew: “Maybe sneak away, and do my dirty deed”

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Andrew: “N-no”

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Andrew: “Nice!”

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Andrew: “No, no, no, no, I mean, how do we get out of this episode?”

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Andrew: “Old friend, Andrew. Right.”

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Andrew: “Ooh, wow! Wow!”

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Andrew: Peter Griffin-like Laugh

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Andrew: Quickly saying a string of “No”s

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Andrew: Rudy barked while Andrew was saying “I was doing TBTL, then I was hopping over to KIRO radio. Whoa… you’re right. It’s not that good of a story”

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Andrew: Sheepish “No”

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Andrew: Singing “Now it’s time”

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Andrew: “Snooty-tooty”

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Andrew: “So, forget I said anything”

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Andrew: “Then I woke up Friday feeling like death again”

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Andrew: “Wait a second”

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Andrew: “We’re all haute, no taute”

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Andrew: “Whiz bang”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I know who sh–she kno–she–you know who you are. Umm…”

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Andrew: “Yeah, you know what Carson Wentz would be doing if he played for the Cleveland Browns right now? Counting the holes on the ceiling from a hospital bed. You know what I mean? Like… for real! Like, they wouldn’t have protected him. Dude would be injured right now.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew turned 40 on Sunday, November 27th

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, I… Oh, that’s sweet! I like (Yeah) that story.”

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Andrew and Luke: “She’s a patsy, eh? A pigeon, a push over.. a real (I think she’s) soft touch. I think she’s named for Patsy Cline. Oh, okay. Never mind then.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Staying at home all the time and taking a vacation in my mind, because… I thought you were gonna say in your pants”

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Andrew and Luke: “You gotta, if I’ve learned one thing from ya, you gotta Burbank it sometimes. That’s right.”

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Andrew: “And also, you’re gonna want to clean the trunk”

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Andrew: “Fourth bussing! Bad? Good? Let’s talk about it!”

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Andrew: “Hmm”

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Andrew: “I, I, I sit with it”

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Andrew: “Look at his tattoos!”

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Andrew: “This is super interesting, I can already tell”

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Andrew: “Topic! Sentence! Go!”

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Andrew and Luke: Chopin’s body is buried in Poland, not Portland

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Andrew and Luke: Pronunciation of “Exhumation”

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Andrew and Luke: “You were the opposite of Biggie Smalls. That’s right. That’s right.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Digi’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Between the top of the show talk about… Exactly! Between you officially picking your funeral music song, and, and, and me talking about, you know, you know, the, the, my fear of fire versus fear of permanent entombment”

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Luke: “Happy… happy day after Thanksgiving!”

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Luke: “My ability to talk about my weight loss plans and your ability to regrets things that you said on other radio shows know almost no limit”

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Luke: “No”

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Luke: “Oh well, shit!”

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Luke: “We got there, America”

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Luke: “We’ll often start with a story about not jumping into things”

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Luke: “You know what’s funny about this crazy world of podcarting, Andrew”

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Luke and Andrew: Dr. Mountainstein’s Monster

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Luke and Andrew: “God, that reminds me of a great Kanye line. I know what you’re talking about, it’s not clean. No, it isn’t.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I sense a Google Doc conversation coming. (I, I…) Exactly! You’re getting, you’re getting good at, at seeing those coming down the road.”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Luke wants to keep guessing and send the listeners into the weekend frustrated

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re more afraid of a confined space than you are of, of flames… flame’s (You’re doing that!?) sweet embrace. How did we do this!?”

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