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Clips From TBTL #2644

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Andrew: “Because, Twitter just reminded me that I narced on somebody earlier today”

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Andrew: “I am mortified that you were here… for my screw-up”

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Andrew: “I can’t believe you didn’t cover this thing!”

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Andrew: “I’m just being really no fun about this”

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Andrew: “I’m letting the perfect be the enemy of the not-so-great”

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Andrew: “Like, I have no problem doing this concept… or, even just doing it as a thing on TBTL. Like, I, I, I don’t know why, I, I’m just being really no fun about this”

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Andrew: Making a funny cat sound

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Andrew: “Oh, look. Seanie’s here”

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Andrew: “Oh, oh, oh! Oh… oh… oh”

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Andrew: “Oh! I was gonna say that probably, if you’re in some kind of a state, you’re probably just muttering that yourself. Like, that’s the only thing that people can you say. You’re just sitting there… longest running co-host of the show…”

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Andrew: “Ooooh!”

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Andrew: Saying “In a world” in a movie trailer voice-over manner

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Andrew: Saying “In a world” in a movie trailer voice-over manner #2

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Andrew: “Taargüs, Taargüs”

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Andrew: “Tell ’em The Sean sent ya!”

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Andrew: “This one, Luke, you, this was your baby, here”

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Andrew: “Use your words, cowboy”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m a good boy now, Mr. Twitter”

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Andrew and Luke: “For me, when I’m trying to recall somebody’s name, it’s, it’s because it’s… directly… related to my brain; and, then, I feel my brain lock up in a weird, panicky way (Right)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Put your shirt back on… Stop distracting me… I’d say leave it off… Wait, put your hat in the ring… No, put your hat back on… Hat on, shirt off”

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Andrew and Luke: “Tell ’em The Sean sent ya! Oh, that’s good”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is a really weird thing to say; but… (‘kay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, I got a new follower today; and, you know, whenever I get a new follower, I say… ‘Ooooh!’ Oh, is that what you do? I guess I don’t need you to play it when I’m sitting (Ooooh!) right here. Yeah, you’re capable of making that sound”

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Luke: “Do you realize… without me, your name would be… ‘To Be Determined’?”

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Luke: “I want to talk to a fucking human!”

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Luke: “I was stumbling and bumbling and fumbling”

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Luke: “I’m gonna call your bluff… send this in”

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Luke: Making a funny sound

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Luke: “Mister Beagle, Baggle, Boggle, Boogle”

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Luke: “Naw, son”

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Luke: Saying “Boing!” with a spring-like effect

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Luke: Saying “In a world… where this show could actually do something in a short timeframe” in a movie trailer voice-over manner

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Luke: Saying “In a world… where you wondered if this truck rocks or not… One man stood against the tide of cars that were a normal height off the road (Tell ’em The Bone sent ya!)” in a movie trailer voice-over manner

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Luke: Singing “Get down, get down… Get down, get down”

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Luke: “That’s not the way this movie ends… He doesn’t throw the cockadoody hammer!”

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Luke: “Who wants to wrestle the dragon? Throw ye hat into the ring!”

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Luke: “Worth it… That was a great use of our time”

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Luke and Andrew: “Guess what? Right. We’re throwing another shrimp on the barby!”

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s Andrew… (Ooooh!) Walsh… (Oh, ‘Explicit!’) and he joins us now from right across this table… Hello… mi amigo. Hey, you went with the short intro for me today”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m just living más… (Mmm-hmm) you know. I’m living la vida loca… (Right) or, even la vida loco. I’m YOLO, YODO… You’re living on the edge? Livin’ on the edge! All of that”

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Luke and Andrew: “It was just a… it was not… it was not clean. It was not a… a beautiful, sweet smelling (Mmm-hmm) show. Double tapered”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a murder of Kevins! (Yeah, yeah) It’s a Camaro of Kevins!”

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Luke and Andrew: “OMG… LOL… WTF? Why the face?”

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Luke and Andrew: The thought of Luke burping on stage and the first three rows of the audience could smell it disgusted Andrew

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Luke and Andrew: “We love you Mitch Haniger (Oh my God)”

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Luke and Sean: “I know you do the voice-over all the different ways. Yeah”

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Luke, Sean and Andrew: Almost all of the new drops have been Andrew saying something on the show

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Luke, Sean and Andrew: “Dubya… Dubya… (Dubya) Dubya”

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Sean: “Beep-beep-beep, brrr-ring!”

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Sean: “Have you guys thought about opening up your own dojo called, ‘Co-bro Kai’? Because, that would be fantastic”

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Sean: “I’m a robot and you are a hooman [ph]“

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Sean: “Oh, I can drop things. Yes”

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Sean: “Trucks, trucks and more trucks!”

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Sean and Andrew: “Anytime you guys want me to drop by, I’ll drop by, I’ll drop in, I’ll drop out, I’ll tune in, I’ll tune out (Alright)”

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Sean and Andrew: Sean doing a movie trailer voice-over for “Predator”

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Sean and Luke: Sean providing the voice for an interactive voice response system and Luke acting as the caller

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Sean, Andrew and Luke: Sean gets a little excited while describing what Fred Meyer is

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Sean, Luke and Andrew: Sean doing a Northwest Motorsport ad on the fly

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Clips From TBTL #2643

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Andrew: “And, again, maybe this is where I’m no fun”

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Andrew: “Boy… it’s funny how you really change your tune about participation trophies when you become forty-two year old man who might have pooped himself”

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Andrew: “But, my damned thing locked on me!”

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Andrew: “Diarrhea”

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Andrew: “How dare you!”

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Andrew: How dare you! No”

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Andrew: “I feel like a child who thinks that he might not get the joke”

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Andrew: “I guess I’m just so prudish!”

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Andrew: “It bothers me!”

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Andrew: “Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!”

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Andrew: “Ooh!”

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Andrew: “PhD for a man; but, strong enough for a woman?”

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Andrew: “Say it ain’t so”

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Andrew: Saying “Well, this is what I wanna say!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “She’s a smart cookie”

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Andrew: “Sorry, Fogerty-heads”

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Andrew: “This whole time you’ve been talking, I’ve been thinking about the… before you even got to this part, I was thinking about the diarrhea song that we used to sing as kids when you’re rolling into third”

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Andrew: “Wow! That’s so personal”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wants the listeners to thank him for having self-control during the Dazzling Donor segment

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey… way to bring it back around. Thanks! Get the nose up on this… on this… actual feelings train”

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Andrew and Luke: Playing a mashup of the Strong Bad E-mail drop, “Right Way to Rock” and Doogie Howser, M.D. theme and saying “Perfect… Can we send this ten minutes into WBUR”

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Andrew and Luke: TBTL is about one thing: All regerts

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Andrew and Luke: “They want, they want the Vitamin B… they don’t want the Vitamin A… What!?!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Think about it, this is back when the show was good! This is when we were actually doing segments!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Where’s my trophy? Look… (Yeah) it’s clean!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, they were like a real band, like… they were a real Internet age band… Boy, (Yeah) every now and then, the words come out of my mouth and I just sound so old. But, it’s true; they are truly of the Internet, this band”

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Luke: “‘And, I was a little lonely and adrift.’ How hasn’t been… Nicole? I felt that way yesterday when I thought I shit my pants… during a… co-ed softball game”

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Luke: “Amazingly, Andrew… the situation was fine. It was all quiet on the southern front… when I checked”

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Luke: “But, I don’t… have a dookie in my pants right now”

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Luke: “Do it!!!”

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Luke: “Do you hear that Rudy? Cocksquanches… some of your favorite squanches to have”

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Luke: “Don’t give up on your dreams… of public radio stardom!”

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Luke: “Four minutes later… some guy jacks a long flyball… to me; and, I have to run… possibly, with a very special, secret present in my pants”

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Luke: “Happy anniversary… Carey Beth, I love you… and… and, here’s to… five more years… but, then it’s over”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Saying “I was… promised I would have my red stapler” as Milton in “Office Space”

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Luke: Saying “That’s kinda my dream; and so, you’re kinda crushing my dream” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “The Outhouses” in a faux-Canadian manner

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Luke: Singing “Like, put me in coach, I’m ready to be QB; cuz, I smash the touchdowns… all over! Joe Montana… and the catch! And then, that one time… when… you had the Golden Boy, Paul”

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Luke: Singing “Two bros, looking it up!”

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Luke: “This is honestly the best part of the song… so… just… drink it up with your ears; because, it’s about to just get… uninteresting… real fast”

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Luke: “We need that Vitamin W and Vitamin B… in our life”

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Luke: “Welcome to the Carter Subaru Tahrir Square”

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Luke: “What on Earth is this person talking about?”

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Luke: “Where there’s a will, there’s a way”

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Luke: “WTF… Fogerty?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did you hook-up with your meatball sandwich today? Oh, good, good Lord, did I ever”

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Luke and Andrew: “I run to throw the ball and I feel some kind of a pressure release that makes me think… I have… at a minimum, best case scenario, sharted… in… my pants… in the outfield… during the game. Say it ain’t so”

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Luke and Andrew: “I would then be, like… ‘Anybody out here Tindering?’ Although, shouldn’t be called… ‘Tundraing’… (Ohh) if you’re out there?”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Two bros… looking it up! (Looking it up!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, I go running in, I pick up the ball, as it’s rolling towards me… and, I fire it towards third, with a great… amount of energy… and I feel a release happen… in… (God) my baseball pants… that comes completely and totally… out of the blue”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yay us! Good job, Andrew! Good proposal… Yeah, you know what? Look at us. We’re awesome. Ooh! Yeah! I just do my own drop now… I like it… It’s never gonna fly at WBUR; so, get it out of your system now”

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Clips From TBTL #2642: Luke Burbank Edition

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Luke: “A manatee… in a funny tee? That’s surprising”

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Luke: “A something in a something? That’s surprising”

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Luke: “America’s Got Public Radio?”

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Luke: “And, I’m just trying to VidYank myself… so, I can fall asleep”

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Luke: “And, if life has taught me anything, Andrew; it’s that, even if I strike out… I can always crank my own tube”

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Luke: “But, here’s the problem with the current state of the Internet, Andrew… is that… all of these… shady websites know… that a dingus like me… is gonna be searching… for… ‘Best… Keep Vid replacement'”

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Luke: “But, the very nature of the request made me feel embarrassed of myself”

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Luke: “Don’t test me on my Denny’s knowledge, please”

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Luke: “Everything’s coming up… Cleveland Browns!?”

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Luke: “God, may the Mariners DingerCrush.something tonight”

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Luke: “I felt very violated by the Internet”

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Luke: “Instead, I had to YankMyOwnCrank.Don’t.WishIHadn’tDoneThat”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Oh, shit! Andrew, Blursday!”

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Luke: “Peace and love… to everybody out there in that part of the world; but… I don’t think I can handle the accent. I don’t think I can handle the accent”

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Luke: Quietly saying “I got this situation on this computer”

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Luke: Saying “Can we play a game?” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “VidYank.Don’t”

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Luke: “Where do we show up? When do we start?”

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Luke: “Why? Why!?”

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Luke: “Yeah, Lake Chargogagogmanchagogagogchabunagungamungogamung [ph]“

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Luke: “You haven’t seen what my ass can do”

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Luke: “You look like a monster!!”

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Luke: “You ready, Rudy and Olive? Oh, yeah. They can’t even hear me. They’re outside”

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Luke and Andrew: “Have-a-hill… Have-a-hill! Have two”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was just grabbing whatever the Internet was offering; and, that almost… never ends well. Yeah, no. No, that never–No, that’s never, that’s never the… happy ending to that story”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke has been having fun adding Andrew’s “Ooooh!” drop to other drops and mentions me for providing a few

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Luke and Andrew: “The P Factor? America’s Public Radio Got Singing?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, I mean, I guess… GEICO 1… TBTL 0; in that, we just dedicated… (Sure!) Roughly eleven minutes of prime pod-time to them. So, I guess they did win on some level”

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Clips From TBTL #2642: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “And, again, it wasn’t cuz I was trying to VidYank myself”

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Andrew: “And, that’s from… Rich ‘We discovered Hawaii’ Eagles”

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Andrew: “Bad joke”

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Andrew: “By the way, I do not know why my brain… just went here”

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Andrew: “Check, check that out as well”

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Andrew: “Dog-human-bird”

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Andrew: Drawn out “A-ha!”

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Andrew: “Even I don’t know about dogmen; but, you’ve, you have my attention now”

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Andrew: “Franco, my dear… I don’t give a damn”

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Andrew: “Goodness”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “I thought that was a given”

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Andrew: “I’m scared to go back and listen to yesterday’s show”

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Andrew: “It was shocking and specific”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Nah!”

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Andrew: “Now I sound naggy”

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Andrew: “Okay, gunshoes!”

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Andrew: “Our, our mouths are writing checks that our ass can’t cash”

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Andrew: Saying “I’ll say this as quickly as I can” and then some quick speaking gibberish

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Andrew: “Spoiler alert for Dazzling Donor purists!”

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Andrew: “The absurd… comedy meat”

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Andrew: “They also gave us ‘absurd comedy meat'”

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Andrew: “VidYank”

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Andrew: “We got a show about farts… we wanna talk about farts”

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Andrew: “Why do I just keep on stretching this out into… territories I’m not sure”

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Andrew: “YankyTubes”

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Andrew: “You look like Seth Rogen!!”

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Andrew: “You, sir… you’re a hero… You are a hero… for remembering that”

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Andrew and Luke: Absurd comedy meat

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Andrew and Luke: “Alright, here’s the only thing I will consider doing… (Okay, I’m all ears) just take, just taking ten minutes of Chris Hayes’s new podcast”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, man… Do you know why I’m embarrassed about that drop? Uh, why? It isn’t about… just the silliness that I’m saying that”

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Andrew and Luke: “I would say that I have mixed emotions about it… You’re not the only one… That was good. Thanks for picking that up, brother!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna tell you… what I, what Andrew and Luke told WBUR… ‘Nah!’ (Yeah!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s, it’s just, it’s a lot of work for something that I, I don’t think we’re ready… (What if we ask Linh to send in his favorite ten minutes?) But… we didn’t pitch TBTL!”

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Andrew and Luke: “No, shit! Yeah! What a weird thing!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wait, did you have a spot on his old weekend show once. Didn’t you, weren’t you a guest one time? One time, Andrew. One time. Well, that’s not nothing, dude”

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Clips From TBTL #2641

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Andrew: “Also, can I just say though, that that was a really dumb thing for me to say; because, of course, a lot of poor people… actually voted for Trump. So, I don’t even know what I was saying there”

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Andrew: “Because, if I say anything other than that; like, I will get destroyed”

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Andrew: “Cuz, this is… ba-nuts!”

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Andrew: “First of all… I’m an idiot”

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Andrew: “I can only hear ‘Yanny’ now”

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Andrew: “I love that!”

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Andrew: “I love this world! I hate this world”

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Andrew: “I was destroyed for weeks!”

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Andrew: “I was destroyed for weeks… online for suggesting that… traveling on an airplane with children is not a human right”

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Andrew: “I… wanna let you know, though, don’t… don’t worry about your place on this show. As a matter of fact… before… today’s show… Hanna and I had a little meeting… and, she says it’s totally cool for you to come back… So, I wouldn’t worry about it at all”

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Andrew: “I’m any woman”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to stamp on you”

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Andrew: “Just like the classic Yanny and Hardy”

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Andrew: “Right now, when you’re playing that through my headphones, I only hear ‘Laurel'”

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Andrew: Saying “Laurel. Laurel. Laurel” or “Yanny. Yanny. Yanny”

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Andrew: Saying “Laurel. Laurel. Laurel” or “Yanny. Yanny. Yanny” #2

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Andrew: Saying “Ooh… it’ll be as good as the British Office” in a snobby manner

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Andrew: Saying “Yanny. Yanny. Yanny” or “Laurel. Laurel. Laurel”

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Andrew: Something locked up on Andrew when he played an audio drop and said “Whoa… it locked up on me”

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Andrew: “This is a trap! You’re baiting me”

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Andrew: “Tingles… up… my goddamned spine!”

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Andrew: “What an asshole I am!”

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Andrew: “You sound fun”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke snickering

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Cody” instead of “Corey” in reference to an APM engineer

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Andrew and Luke: “Hold on one second… just one moment… Linh? Okay, go ahead. You know what to do”

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Andrew and Luke: “I hear little noises coming from Genevieve’s phone. I’m like, ‘What is that?’ And, she turns it up and it’s saying, ‘Yanny. Yanny. Yanny’ She’s playing (What!?) the same thing… only I can only hear ‘Yanny’ now. I can only hear ‘Yanny’ now (Wow!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I like it stricken from the record; because, that was a, the, the dumbest thing I could have possibly said there. No, no, no, no, no, no… no. I can think of dumber”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke… What!?! Tingles… up… my goddamned spine!”

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Andrew and Luke: “The small talk that lovers… engage in? Oh, yeah… (Ooh) I try to not to say ‘Lovers’ on the show. We pitch, we pitch a lotta woo… Sure”

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Luke: “Ah! Your table is ready; that, you reserved months ago”

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Luke: “Because, Remko… donated a dazzling amount… of donation… I know that’s a lotta Ds, dude”

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Luke: “By the way, Linh, if you could grab… if you could please isolate… Andrew saying, ‘I only hear ‘Yanny”… and send that to me. I would quite appreciate that… Last request this week, I promise”

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Luke: “Carey, we gotta get outta here… This is bullshit”

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Luke: “Don’t cry for Lizzie, Argentina”

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Luke: “Don’t get into it. Don’t get into it. Don’t get into it”

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Luke: “Here’s, here’s one of the sweet moves this couple pulled”

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Luke: “Holy shit!”

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Luke: “I can’t hear shit in a loud room anymore”

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Luke: “I did it on the fly, bro”

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Luke: “I have listened to this clip… at this point, probably, fifty times; and, all I hear is ‘Yanny’. It is… I don’t know what people are–they’re hearing ‘Laurel’? I’m just hearing ‘Yanny'”

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Luke: “I love kids and I love babies”

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Luke: “I’m saying: Don’t tread on me”

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Luke: “I’m still on island time”

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Luke: “I’ve totally lost it”

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Luke: “Is that just being a total snob?”

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Luke: “Knee-deep in the hoopla here”

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Luke: “Maui me?”

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Luke: “No, no, no, no, no, no… no”

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Luke: “Now, the comment in our household… is, ‘I have high-frequency hearing loss’… But, I do”

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Luke: “Oh my God in Heaven!”

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Luke: “Oh, this is exciting, everybody! (Ooooh!)”

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Luke: “Okay!!”

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Luke: Quietly saying “This dangerous, it’s a dangerous game”

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Luke: Saying “But, I do” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “Hey! My name is the Roly-Poly Teddy Bear… I roly and I poly!” in a funny children’s show voice

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Luke: Saying “I know you guys think… that you’re just like… you get it so much… and, whatever. It doesn’t even matter… but… one… one other thing” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “You know; and, another thing” in a funny manner

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Luke: “That’s a classic blunder”

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Luke: “Things got hella weird”

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Luke: Trying to mashup the “Skyjinks” drop with Andrew’s “Ooooh!” drop

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Luke: “Way ahead’you, bruh”

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Luke: Whispering “Secrets”

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Luke: “Whoa! Really?”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way… you know… Oh, God. Don’t… Just stop it Luke… Oh, no. Don’t”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we do it in ten minutes? For once in our life, can we just do something in ten minutes? Alright, let’s just try to do it in ten minutes”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke and Andrew are extremely careful when it comes to copyright

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Luke and Andrew: “She was finishing everyone’s… she would, she would never let anyone finish their sentence… (Sandwiches?) I don’t follow… I was trying to finish your sentence”

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Luke and Andrew: “The mom… has the earphones in! I’m like… the only person that this programming is designed doesn’t have the earphones in! They’re draping it across the aisles too!? Across the (Like, how are…) aisle, Andrew!!! How are the, how are the, how is the staff allowing for this?”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2640

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Andrew: “Agent!”

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Andrew: “Alright, don’t talk about Cano. Don’t talk about Cano. Don’t talk about Cano. Hey, guys! Sorry, I didn’t see you there… I was just sitting here not thinking about Robinson Cano”

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Andrew: “Alright, enough of this crap! We’re not here to talk about the end of the Mariners’ hopes for a post-season”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit”

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Andrew: “Boy, I’m a fraud. I don’t even know what kind of vacuum cleaner I have”

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Andrew: “Cleanliness is next to podliness”

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Andrew: “God bless ya. Go play XBOX”

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Andrew: “How is that for enticing you to listen to this… Monday edition, Tuesday edition of TBTL”

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Andrew: “I had a lot of fun on the show yesterday; but, I realized, during the program, that I was less prepared than I thought I was… So, I woke up super early today… super early… before nine. I woke up before nine today”

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Andrew: Making weirded-out sounds

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Andrew: “No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!!”

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Andrew: “Ohh, so cute”

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Andrew: “Okay, you know… We’re not talking about this! We’re not talking about this”

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Andrew: Saying “I’ve been known to do that” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Shit’s out of… order”

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Andrew: “We can’t talk about this!”

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Andrew: “Wham-bam”

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Andrew: “When you’re just hardcore puttering… you don’t know exactly where the next mess is gonna take you”

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Andrew: “Without getting really… technogeek with spreadsheety on this”

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Andrew: “Yeah. Also, like, don’t have kids. Just kidding! I’m just kidding”

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Andrew: “You know her as the ‘Human Air Horn'”

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Andrew: “You’re speaking my damn language!”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “I was just getting, like, that foam… like, stuff… which, I’m sure is just like… (Yeah) I’m sure I killed a million… I don’t know, like… What’s a cute animal? Dogs?”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Okay, I’m gonna restart in just a second; but, we have a bunch of critical updates for Windows 10. Oh, God! Hanna… Because you’re on Windows. Hanna… Hanna… How many updates? (At least a half hour) Shut the front door”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Sorry, did you just see a booger fall out of my nose? Cuz, that did–definitely did not happen. Do you need the scratchy Kleenex or the nice Kleenex?”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Take it outside, kids (Take it outside)”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “That’s my weak spot. Like, (Yeah) I don’t want to crawl up in there”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “The glued shoe worked out better than I thought. Really? Yeah. Oh, okay. I was gonna say, I’ll show you later… Nope, not that kind of friendship”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “They sent me a new modem… I didn’t ask for a no, a new modem. I didn’t want a new modem. My old modem was fine. But, apparently, model DM-32…4T (Oh, man) had some issue that they didn’t (Yeah) like with it”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “We’re… no kids, two blankets… Dual income… dual income… dual blankets, no kids”

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Andrew and Hanna Brooks Olsen: “You and I are a couple of neatniks. Yep”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “And, like, you’ll be walking on sunshine, baby”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Because, I cannot be constrained by fabric… whenst cleaning”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Get the coupons!”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Get yourself one!”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Justin Verlander said some real dipshit stuff on Twitter later in the day”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: Laughing

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: Making a non-excited, air horn sound

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Not for your nose… No boogers”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “One!”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: Saying “I’m gonna be late!” in a funny manner

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Hanna Brooks Olsen: “Stop the show”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen and Andrew: Hanna clapping and making air horn sounds and Andrew saying “I don’t know if that was right drop or not”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen and Andrew: “If, you know, if you’re a parent and you don’t always have time to like… clean and clean and clean, like… cut yourself a break, man. (Yeah) Like, you’re doing a hard thing; like, do that thing. Yeah. Yeah. Also, like, don’t have kids. Just kidding! I’m just kidding”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen and Andrew: “Like Downton Abbey? I’ll… Yes… Genevieve is upstairs, I’m downstairs, and I gossip about her all the time. Well, of course”

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Hanna Brooks Olsen and Andrew: “Person! Yes! Human being!”

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