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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #1862

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Andrew: “Actually, I have a Petty grievance”

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Andrew: “An Epic Adventure? Can we call it an Epic Adventure?”

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Andrew: “Happy Anniversary”

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Andrew: “I know I sound like a real ‘Negativity Nelly’ about this whole thing”

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Andrew: “I wouldn’t let one of those near my face”

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Andrew: Singing “TBTL”

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Andrew: “That’s exciting”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke… I think I’ve loved you all along. Umm, I’m just going move past that…”

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Andrew and Luke: Pulling the nose up on the Negativity Train

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Andrew and Luke: “Women can be supervisors now too…”

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Luke: Defeated the purpose of saying gutsy instead of ballsy by explaining why he was saying gutsy instead of ballsy

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Luke: “He doesn’t get out of the cocky-doody car”

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Luke and Andrew: “‘Stop Dragging My Heart Around’, great Petty jam…”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew really likes it

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Luke and Andrew: “I like all of that stuff, subjugating women…”

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Luke and Andrew: More Better and More Better Too

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Luke and Andrew: “They used to call me ‘Notorious Bigamy’…”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, they actually say that the second anniversary is, that’s the Macdonald anniversary…”

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Clips From TBTL #1861

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Andrew: “Again?”

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Andrew: “And listen, I know that I come on to this show almost everyday and make a jackass out of myself, and I can’t remember examples, or actor’s names or words”

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Andrew: “Bathroom Burbank”

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Andrew: “Cuz, God damn the 80s”

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Andrew: “Get out of my face, grandpa”

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Andrew: “If your name was ‘The Burbs’ today, what would you be in 1900? Dead. Probably by a mob”

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Andrew: “It all comes down to this again: it’s not to my taste, it’s not for me”

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Andrew: “Never pause for laughter”

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Andrew: “Oh, you know, fine”

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Andrew: Quick Giggle

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Andrew: “So I saw it, I was like ‘Errrr'”

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Andrew: “Sorry, but we couldn’t find data for boys named Fireball born in 1976”

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Andrew: “The Garof is definitely Garofing it up in there”

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Andrew: “The Royal and Lee Show”

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Andrew: “Total sidebar. I think we have a sound for that, ‘Beep-beep-beep. Sidebar'”

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Andrew: “Well, that’s where I get real snobby and snotty and could irritate people”

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Andrew: “What’s your name? Lucy?”

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Andrew: “Whatever. It’s something Christian-y”

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Andrew and Luke: “Because you’d be Shirley? No.”

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Andrew and Luke: It wasn’t the line breaking up, it was Andrew’s heart

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Andrew and Luke: Luke momentarily thought Andrew meant the department store Kohl’s instead of the LA bar Cole’s

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Andrew and Luke: Wait Wait belated spoiler alert

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Andrew and Luke: What Andrew’s name would be if Andrew was born today

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Andrew and Luke: “What do you call it when you don’t hate watch something? Being a normal human.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know who else is in ‘Clay Pigeons’ by the way. Garof. The Garof. The Garof is definitely Graofing it up in there.”

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Luke: Andrew “Hodor Flash Boom Boom Hollywood” Walsh

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Luke: Doesn’t like the nickname “Bathroom Burbank”

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Luke: “Ohhh, yeah”

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Luke: “The fish was almost in the boat”

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Luke: “They’re trying to party rock like Redfoo”

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Luke: “Uh, thanks Walter”

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Luke: “Wow”

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Luke: Yakov Smirnoff impression “In Soviet Russia, TV watches you”

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Luke: “You sound like my wife”

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Luke and Andrew: A box of stadium fries looks like a big paper box of farts

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Luke and Andrew: “But I don’t think that’s the point of the story you are getting at, so I’ll hand the reigns back over to you. Thanks, Walter.”

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Luke and Andrew: If the result of looking up what Luke’s name would be if he were born today was Andrew, Andrew would end the podcast early

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Luke and Andrew: Luke accidentally included “Flash” as one of Andrew’s nicknames

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Luke and Andrew: Luke sees people walking around with garlic fries in a stadium as not getting laid that night

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Luke and Andrew: Possible book title “He Never Paused for Laughter”

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Luke and Andrew: Using Apple’s “Find My iPhone” saved Luke’s week

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Luke and Andrew: What their names would have been in the 1910s

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Luke and Andrew: Yakov Smirnoff impression and pausing for laughter

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Luke and Andrew: “You call that a phone?” in an Australian accent

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #1860

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Andrew: “And the, you get your Veep in there”

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Andrew: “Give now, while you still have a job”

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Andrew: “God, I’m lazy”

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Andrew: “Hmm”

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Andrew: “I always have this lingering sense that I’m using words incorrectly, but sometimes I can’t figure out which words they are”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I’ve completed my Googling”

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Andrew: “I wish I could name the show that”

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Andrew: “Oh”

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Andrew saying “Steve Nelson” a la “El Ropo”

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Andrew: “So you said it well yesterday, so I’m going to take it and mangle it”

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Andrew: “Sorry Luke”

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Andrew: The Tale of Two “What!?!?”s

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Andrew: “I mean I could be wrong here… the reason why I’m stuttering and stammering is that, first of all, my name is Andrew”

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Andrew: “We’ve always been small, we’ve always been scrappy”

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Andrew: “While I do my doody”

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Andrew: “Wondering around the room looking for the best signal, and the best signal was there in the poop room?”

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Andrew: “Worst. Pitch. Ever.”

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Andrew: “You have a new job, Stu-bot”

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Andrew: “You’re right there in the bathroom huh?”

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Andrew: “You’ve now made this the best pitch ever”

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Andrew: “Yup”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew mixes up DVD, Tivo and DVR

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Luke: “A teddy bear, who’s just been misunderstood”

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Luke: “But actually, I was going John Mayer song ‘Gravity'”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “For the lappy-toppy”

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Luke: Impression of Mr. Burns saying “Excellent!”

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Luke: “Jacko wacko fo’ cracko”

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Luke: “Laptop. More like craptop”

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Luke: “…The Brain Fairy comes when they are two and gives them a brain”

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Luke: “We’ll keep this spaceship of terrible analogies hurtling towards the sun”

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Luke: “Well, that was a non-sequitur and we have a lot of those on the show”

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Luke: “Well, you have been many times the recipient of e-mails that have been composed in the bathroom, Andrew”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because, my wife finds it upsetting when she sees me carrying a laptop into the bathroom”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke attempts to do an Australian accent but aborts part way through

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Luke and Andrew: Luke telling Andrew to finish his Google

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Luke and Andrew: “No, no, no. God, I’m not an animal, ‘kay?”

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Luke and Andrew: Pronunciation of GIF

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Luke and Andrew: Role play on a plane about donating to TBTL

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Luke and Andrew: The phone in Luke’s hotel bathroom rings while the guys are recording the podcast

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Luke and Andrew: With a flourish and a toilet flush

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Steve “Stu” Neuman: Recorded Message: “Hey Luke, Hey Andrew. It’s Stu from the Infinite Guest podcast network, a division of American Public Media”

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TBTL #1859: “TBTL Might Need This Someday”

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On TBTL #1859, Andrew found an audio clip somewhere on the Internet that is a long string on drops that you’d probably here pieces of on a Morning Zoo-type radio show.

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Below is a clean version of that audio clip that Andrew played:

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When Luke asked where Andrew found it, Andrew said that he found it on a site called “TBTLMightNeedThisSomeday.org“.

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While listening to the show, I searched to see if the domain had been taken, which it wasn’t, so I decided to procure the domain for safe keeping and set it up so that it points to this here Marsupial Gurgle site.

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Clips From TBTL #1859

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Andrew: “Go spelunking through the bowels of the Internet”

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Andrew: “Just blowing through nap time, aren’t we?”

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Andrew: “Just remember, there’s more plush to love with my doll”

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Andrew: “That’s what you get when you tune into the TBTL Zoo”

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Andrew: “The sweet thing is, I take a vacation all the time and you just don’t even notice”

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Andrew: “Today’s my hump day”

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Andrew and Luke: “TBTL mugs that have little cartoon images of your face and my face on it, and you face… Who are you facing?”

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Luke: “Burbs” in the style of Pitbull

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Fireball Boom Boom Hodor’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Burbs”

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Luke doing the “El Ropo” whistle

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Luke: “Fireball and Burbs in the morning”

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Luke: “Fireball and the Burbs”

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Luke: “I can’t decide if that was the greatest or worst 11 seconds in TBTL broadcast history”

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Luke: “I mean, that’s not how the Burbs does”

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Luke: “Thank god it’s not Jamie Lee Curtis talking about outercourse”

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Luke: “This time it’s personal: Steve ‘El Ropo’ Nelson versus Bach-toberfest”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke explaining the “Japan’s #1 Morning Show” and “Japan’s #1 Mixer” names and titles

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Luke and Andrew: Possible show title “The Whole Thing Was Awful…Everyday”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’ve got the Burbs guarantee on it…”

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Steve Nelson: “If you’re at the dentist office and you believe in TBTL”

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Steve Nelson: “In general, if you’re going on vacation, just remember to let your boss know”

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Steve Nelson: TBTL-a-Thon Donation Promo Message

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Steve Nelson: “We had a promotion, it was a classical station I worked at, called Bach-toberfest… I’m not making this up.”

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Clips From TBTL #1858

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Andrew: “Also, we have mugs”

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Andrew: Awesome Laugh

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Andrew: Awesome Laugh #2

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Andrew: Boorish behavior

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Andrew: “Coffee is for closers”

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Andrew: Definitely needs some hard salami

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Andrew: “God help ya, God love ya”

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Andrew: “I just thought that it was so boring and forever taking”

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Andrew: “It’s amazing it took us this long to have this conversation”

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Andrew: “My doll is a loss leader”

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Andrew: “Oh god, I want to name the episode that so bad”

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Andrew: “Parents still make me nervous, don’t think that’ll ever change”

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Andrew and Luke: “And you’ll look at our little faces on the mug…then you’ll want to go back to bed and get under the covers”

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Andrew and Luke: Discussing whether or not the TBTL-a-Thon dolls can be had individually or as a bundle

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Andrew and Luke: It was the wrong time for Luke to say/yawn “Okay”

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Luke: “ABP: Always Be Podcasting”

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Luke: “And get your hands on some of these sweet, sweet mugs”

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Luke: “Five podcarts a week”

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Luke: “He’s been letting this reek flag fly”

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Luke: “I was probably drunk in an airport, but I was looking at my computer”

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Luke: “I was walking my Vietnamese mini pig named ‘Banh Mi'”

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Luke: “In my experience, parents just don’t understand”

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Luke: “One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, floor”

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Luke: Singing “Not great” to El Ropo’s western-style theme

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Luke: Singing “Stone Man”

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Luke: “Will I be wearing clothes when I do it? Probably not.”

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Luke: “You got to pick a lane, it sounds like, with the pigs”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew thought Luke’s crying in the kitchen was because Andrew was staying over

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Luke and Andrew: “Build your own Luke room, and then just go in and kick the shit out of those dolls”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve been meaning to donate to public radio, but I can’t type because my hands are very swollen from the coffee burns”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke drinking coffee with his bare hands

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Luke and Andrew: Trying to describe the color of the TBTL-a-Thon mug

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Luke and Andrew: “We are opening ‘Build a Burbank’ stores in some local malls and you can customize it”

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Luke and Andrew: What would happen if Luke had a room with a ball pit made out of his TBTL-a-Thon dolls

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Luke, Susie and Andrew: “Imagine trying to do an hour of this crap, five days a week”

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Susie Burbank: “Aww, man!”

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Susie Burbank: TBTL-a-Thon donation promo message

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Susie, Luke and Andrew: Susie opens up Pandora’s Box when she mentions listening to Wait Wait when Luke is on

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