Carey Burbank – Page 2 – Marsupial Gurgle

Carey Burbank, Andrew and Luke: “Andrew… if you put yourself in that situation, you, kind of, imagine those circumstances. What’s, what’s… Andrew… Walsh’s reaction… in this situation? Andrew Walsh would like to exercise his Constitutional rights to not answer that question (Ha!)”

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Luke: “Again, it’s mostly out of… pizza self-denial, I guess”

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Luke: “Carey and I had a little bit of a… (That’s my woife!) we had a… adventure on the high sea… over the weekend… that was… sorta terrifying actually… Well, for one of us in the couple”

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Luke: “Conor Mulcahy!”

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Luke: “I dunno. I’m just, it’s [sic] hurts me, it hurts me to know that you trust a Jon Ryan look-alike more than you trust your own husband”

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Luke: “I know people, who know people… who know Carey Burbank (That’s my woife!)”

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Luke: “I’m not responsible for that”

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Luke: “It’s not Mr. Unlimited”

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Luke: “Message to all crew members… remain calm!”

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Luke: “Ooh, Round Table!!”

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Luke: “Ooh!”

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Luke: “Papa John Schnatter of the Papa Murphy’s chain”

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Luke: Singing “Yakety Sax”

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Luke: “They’re already dead and they don’t know it!”

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Luke: “This is what all of the hype is about!?”

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Luke: “What last bit of credibility I had with my wife, I lost that night”

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Luke: “You poor sons of bitches. You don’t even know how hosed you are”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke aborts an attempt at doing an Australian Marlon Brando and Andrew wants out power out from that

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Luke and Andrew: Luke doing a bad Marlon Brando “The Godfather” impression while Andrew was talking

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Do I get some points, Carey Beth… for saying everything was gonna be okay; because, in this case, everything was okay? Do I win back any of the… any of the credibility that I’ve lost over the course of our relationship? I guess it’s only fair”

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Luke, Carey Burbank and Andrew: Overlap comforting and Carey landing a good burn on Luke

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2560: The Burbanks Edition

January 27, 2018 January 28, 2018

Carey Burbank: “Is it too late for me to go back into the house?”

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Carey Burbank: Laughing and saying “Next”

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Carey Burbank: “That was my first yawn”

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Carey Burbank: “What happened?”

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David Burbank: “Oh, he flarps plenty”

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David Burbank: Singing “I feel good. Doo-doo-doo-doo”

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David Burbank and Luke: “You know, I was… I was the surprise child; as… (Yeah, you were…) Mom puts it”

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Luke: “Are you in the… the apology… district?”

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Luke: “Butt-splosions”

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Luke: “During our last American Pie break between episodes, Andrew, I ran into Burbank Springs… and drained the lizard, if you know what I mean”

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Luke: “Eww, God! I just looked at it and broke it”

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Luke: “Give that two flarps up”

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Luke: “Hand me the flarper”

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Luke: “Hello, there, actual bro!”

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Luke: “I have been misusing winky-face emoji”

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Luke: “I hope everybody sets their expectations… on… medium”

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Luke: “I’m surrounded by clocks!!”

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Luke: Singing “For the Fresh-Me-Ups!” to Alanis Morissette’s “Thank U”

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Luke: Singing “You thought you bought a thousand feet; but, you only bought six-hundred. Bomp, bomp, bomp”

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Luke: Singing along to Arlo Guthrie’s “Alice’s Restaurant”

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Luke: “That’s a lot of S’s, dude”

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Luke: “Well, you’re, you know… you’re not a girl, not yet a woman”

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Luke: “What!!? That was not the reaction I was looking for”

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Luke: “What buzzing? Is it pretty? Does it sound pretty? Cuz, I can’t hear it”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you feel, though, like wearing that hat… is also a political statement? No… no, way. No. Are you being serious? Yeah. No! No”

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Luke and Andrew: “How’s everything? Like, how’s the body, how’s the mind, how’s the spirit? The mind’s never been… great… Actually, neither is the body. Oh, no!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It took us exactly one episode (I know) to break into the coffee!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Pass the absinthe. Yeah!”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Really? Yeah. Aw, man!”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “You actually made a special label Fresh-Me-Ups. These are so sweet. Thanks, babe. This is going super well! I’m enjoying it… for what it’s worth”

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Luke, Carey Burbank and David Burbank: “Lemme talk to somebody who’s always got my back, and that’s my actual wife. (That’s my woife) We call her, ‘Carey from the Upstairs’. Hi, Sweetie. Hi, there. What is your impression of the van? I think it’s very nice… That’s how you answer that question (Bastard)”

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Luke, David Burbank and Andrew: “I think Dad’s a funny guy. You haven’t always thought that. Really!? Let’s get down to the nitty-gritty here. What’s happening!?”

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Luke, David Burbank and Andrew: Luke telling how his mom reacted when she found out she was pregnant with David

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2560: Andrew Walsh (Plus One) Edition

January 27, 2018 February 7, 2018

Andrew: “And, the more I try to fix it, the worse it gets; which, is… the name of my book”

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Andrew: “Don’t talk down to us, buddy”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh, that is not true!”

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Andrew: “He sleeps the sleep of a thousand Gandalfs”

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Andrew: “I am… breaking out in my first major pimple of the evening”

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Andrew: “I avoided tacos for dinner”

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Andrew: “I don’t watch TV; cuz, TV is no friend of mine”

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Andrew: “I feel very, very old, like, when I’m especially talking to… don’t look at me David, when I’m talking to, like, a young person”

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Andrew: “I got into this when I was kind of listening to a lot of hippy-dippy, 60s music”

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Andrew: “I hate this story so much!”

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Andrew: “I hope it’s okay for me to say this”

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Andrew: “I was a Guy guy”

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Andrew: “I’ll give that three flarps”

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Andrew: “I’m a very clean liar”

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Andrew: “Look! It looks just like Andrew, or like a screen cap from a commercial… And, it’s just because I’m a fat… balding guy with a beard”

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Andrew: “Maybe we should say it’s the Apple, Warby Parker, Tesla and TBTL of toothbrushes? No. It’s not the TBTL of toothbrushes… It’s much better than that”

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Andrew: “Moist. Sorry. I said that”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. You are a party animal!”

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Andrew: “Ohhh… I flarpin’ love it”

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Andrew: “Someone’s looking for a cut”

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Andrew: “What? I… I seriously said that?”

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Andrew: “What if you and I are, like, sine waves… that are… kind… well, that would mean we would cancel each other out. That’s no good”

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Andrew: “When am I gonna learn my lesson? Take one call, then turn it off!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I associate this hat mostly with Sean DeTore; which, is actually a problem for me, because… Is that a political statement? Yeah, right. I’m… I’m a DeToriate… I always vote straight ticket DeToriate”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is my computer turned on? I think so, we can hear it ringing, right? Yeah”

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Flarp Sound

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Audio Clips

TBTL Singing Mashup 2018

January 14, 2018 February 6, 2018

It’s been a while since I’ve created a mashup of Luke and Andrew singing on TBTL from the past several years. So, I decided to pull in all of the clips that were labeled with “Singing” and merged all of the clips, in random order, into one large audio file. I had to do a little bit of nipping and tucking to remove clips that were erroneously included or to trim out some extra dead air.

In addition to Luke and Andre, the following guests. that have flexed their singing skills, were included in the mashup (in alphabetical order): Aaron Mason, Aaron Roden, Camaro Kev, Carey Burbank, Nick Jarin, Phyllis Fletcher, Rachel Belle, Sean DeTore, SNAX the Bunny, Steve Neuman, Susie Burbank and Tom Wassell.

Below is the mashup, which comes in at just over 33 minutes in length. Buckle up!

TBTL Singing Mashup 2018

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2530: No Point Conversion Edition

December 12, 2017 December 12, 2017

Andrew: “All y’all”

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Andrew: “And, I know I’m gonna get the details wrong on this”

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Andrew: Andrew wanted to take things out and watch the world burn after the Browns lost against the Packers

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Andrew: “Are you kidding me?”

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Andrew: “Aww… where’s my cookie?”

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Andrew: “I just didn’t need that”

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Andrew: “I was really angry at the Browns yesterday”

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Andrew: “I’d… I’d know how to take a fucking Browns loss in stride”

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Andrew: “I’ve never rooted so hard for another team in my life”

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Andrew: “Nasty!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God… what a bonehead”

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Andrew: “Only time I run is when I run to get another pizza!”

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Andrew: Saying “Bye” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Snorting Quietly

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Andrew: “Talk about getting nasty”

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Andrew: Thinking Sound

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Andrew: “This is the best moment in No Point Conversion history… Do tell. What’s happening over there?”

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Andrew and Carey Burbank: Andrew trying to weasel his way out of the discussion about Luke’s butt, citing HR

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Andrew and Carey Burbank: “Happy birthday, Carey. Oh, thanks, Andrew! Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay, look at me. I got all the details right… You did! Aww… where’s my cookie?”

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Andrew, Luke and Carey Burbank: “Is that Carey from the basement? It’s Carey from the side room. Don’t get it twisted, Andrew. (Hey Carey from the side room) That’s David.”

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Carey Burbank: “Having a hard time taking you seriously with… your legs crossed, with those pants on… right now”

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Carey Burbank: “My brain is bad”

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Carey Burbank: Saying “Just so you know, like, I–I don’t… I’m not gonna make this whole day… about… football watching or, you know, the Seahawks” as Luke

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Carey Burbank: Snorting

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Carey Burbank and Luke: Laughing

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Carey Burbank and Luke: “Looking is free. Touching will cost ya. That’s right”

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Carey Burbank, Andrew and Luke: “You’re still way more intense than… anyone else I’ve ever watched sports with. Can I jump in (Maybe, I’m just better at it) here for a second? You’re such an asshole”

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Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: “Just so you know, like, I–I don’t… I’m not gonna make this whole day… about… football watching or, you know, the Seahawks. That’s how I sound like? Yes. Dead on. Wait, who’s talking right now?”

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Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: “Well, first of all, we were celebrating my birthday… That is a good point. (early.) Happy birthday. And, you had said… Thanks… it’s not actually ’til Sunday, but thanks. I probably won’t remember on Sunday; so, can we… accept this one? Yes. Thank you.”

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Luke: “Actually, honestly, my legs and my butt are the only parts of my body that I don’t actively loathe”

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Luke: “And, Michael Bennett, who I, kind of, think is a dingus”

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Luke: “Can we… can, can… can… like, we have a picture… of my firm, firm apple… in these beautiful ballet running pants… as the show pic today, I think is the real question”

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: “Holy shit! This is happening!”

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Luke: “I think I have a cute butt!”

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Luke: “Rank my butt”

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Luke: “Well, here’s the thing”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like… what David said this morning… David… DTFB… Mmm-hmm. David from the basement”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: Chuckling

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Luke and Carey Burbank: Luke has a cute butt and wants Carey to rate his butt

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Luke, Carey Burbank and Andrew: Luke is wearing stretchy pants and has his legs crossed; and, Carey thinks he looks ridiculous

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2515: The Burbanks Edition

November 21, 2017 November 21, 2017

Carey Burbank: “Andrew… be honest”

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Carey Burbank: “Are you for real?”

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Carey Burbank: “Clackity-clack-clack-clack-clack”

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Carey Burbank: Saying “You know how I love technology” in a sing-songy manner

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Carey Burbank: “Sorry, I wasn’t listening. What did you just ask me?”

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Carey Burbank: “We really gonna getting into this?”

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Carey Burbank and Luke: “The feeling you have when you’re… a kid and… your dad does something kind of embarrassing… that’s the feeling I have right now. Really?”

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Luke: “Abe’s here!!!”

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Luke: “Be honest”

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Luke: “By the way… I don’t have a power in or a power out for this story”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “I know you fly all the time, you rich B”

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Luke: “I shit you not!”

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Luke: “If you go in more in the Lincolnian direction”

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Luke: “Internet, you’ve really out Internetted yourself”

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Luke: “It was a lot of ‘tude, dude”

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Luke: “No, no! I love The Kinks. I love The Kinks. I love The Kinks”

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Luke: Saying “Birthday drone” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “You ready, Rudy? I guess not” in a depressed manner

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Luke: Singing “Mr. Roomba… bring me a clean”

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Luke: Singing a cartoon hunting song

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Luke: Singing along with a song

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Luke: “Suki!”

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Luke: “Trying to explain to my mom… (That’s my woife!) that, not that my mom is my wife. I gotta be careful where I play these audio drops”

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Luke: “What do you mean by interesting!!?”

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Luke and Andrew: Chuckling

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Luke and Andrew: “Does that mean we won’t talk about my skateboarding? We’ll get to it, Luke. We’ll get to it”

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s Andrew Walsh! Hello, my dude. Oh, you didn’t introduce me”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a turducken… of Andrews (It is)”

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Luke and Andrew: “That being said; and, that is a hundred percent on the peeper, not the peepee (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s on you, bruh. Alright”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s some Kanye West shit. Yeah, no kidding. Can’t wait for… his seven minute track on that”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what? This seems like a perfect time… To bail?”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Five foot nothin’! (Yeah!) A hundred and nothin’! Exactly!”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Hey, Carey, by the way, you can go back to not listening now. You missed your chance to blow, Eminem. No, give me another chance, please.”

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