Tag: Carey Burbank

Andrew: “End this thing! End it!!”

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Andrew: “Get me out of this!”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “Hello, everybody!”

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Andrew: “I don’t approve of that drop!”

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Andrew: “I just see the bottom line and pay it at the end”

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Andrew: “Just chuck like ten or fifteen in their mouth, and let their teeth sort it out…”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “None of this is normal!”

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Andrew: “Okay, I, I feel bad for not getting that joke”

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Andrew: “The nuts are too damn high!”

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Andrew: “Well, Dan in Brooklyn wants to solve my nut problem”

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Andrew and Carey Burbank: “I need to go make some plans or something! Hey, you can make a candle… or something… Oh, wow! It’s okay. You know, it’s okay when I say it.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is a glib guy and that’s his brand

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t blame my wi-fi. I think you should apologize to Robotron. Sorry, Robotron.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, Dan in Brooklyn wants to solve my nut problem. (Nice) He says, ‘Hey, guys…’ (Finally) Let’s take that one out of context, Linh. Let’s not, Linh.”

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Andrew, Carey Burbank and Luke: Carey is a Burbank but didn’t pull a Burbank

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Carey Burbank: “Andrew’s a very good host”

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Carey Burbank: “Did you have a fart transplant?”

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Carey Burbank: “Linh Pham, could you put together a compilation of how many times Luke has said, ‘I don’t wanna speak for you, Carey…’ and then, proceeds to speak for me. Thanks.”

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Carey Burbank: “Seriously?”

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Carey Burbank: “Wait, wait… how do you accidentally buy ham?”

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Carey Burbank and Andrew: “Hard Rain” Reference

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Carey Burbank and Andrew: “Wait a minute, can I make an announcement? (Yes) I’m… I’m taking off”

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Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: Carey saying “I shit you not” and “I fart transplant you not”

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Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, I talked about this once on the show before, and I didn’t quite describe it in a way that I felt good about… But… ye–I. By the way, welcome to everyday for me and Andrew. I know, I already regret a lot of what I said on this show. It’s not even over yet. Did you have a fart transplant?”

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Luke: “Apparently, somebody puts Baby in a corner; and, that’s us”

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Luke: “Carey, I, I… again, I don’t wanna speak for you; but, I…”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Go download an Internet. And, go Mariners.”

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Luke: “I just love Rudy so much”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Now, I don’t wanna… tell you how you feel”

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Luke: “Redfin is my Tindr”

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Luke: “The nut meats”

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Luke: “Those are all on the prohibited list… we hope”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, I feel like if there were ghosts, I–they’d just walk in and be like… you know, ‘What’s up, y’all?’. They wouldn’t be like… Oh, they’re from Austin? (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s take that one out of context, Linh. Let’s not, Linh.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s description of cupfuls of tobacco makes Andrew uncomfortable

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Like a typical conversation with me, you may be paying attention about thirty to forty percent of it. Would you say that’s accurate? Accurate. Okay.”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Now, I don’t wanna… tell you how you feel. What does my body language tell you? You’re about to ghost on me. You’re about to ghost on this relationship any minute.”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “The fart transplant did not go as planned. Oh, brother.”

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Luke, Carey Burbank and Andrew: Luke didn’t read the look on Carey’s face correctly

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Carey Burbank: Answering the phone with a “Hello, baby!” drop

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Carey Burbank: Laughing and saying “What… what do you mean?”

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Carey Burbank: Playing “Hello, baby!” over the phone

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Carey Burbank: Playing “Hello, baby!” over the phone towards the end of the show

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Carey Burbank and Luke: Exaggerating details is part and parcel of being a Professional Storyteller

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Carey Burbank and Luke: “Ooh, good detail, storyteller. Professional (Thank you) storyteller. You know, I do alright.”

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Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: Carey plays the “Hello, baby!” drop as a power out, Luke considers it the worst audio bit on the show ever and can’t wait for it to go on Marsupial Gurgle

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Luke: “Everybody gets a nickname today!”

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Luke: Funny mouth sound

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Luke: “Hello, baby!”

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Luke: “I can’t wait for that to make its way on to Marsupial Gurgle. I mean, what will it even be?”

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Luke: “I… hate… running through the airport”

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Luke: “I’m a Peter Push-forward”

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Luke: “I’m kidding, Hamilton fans!”

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Luke: Incorrectly saying “It’s episode 2932 in a collector’s series”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Now, your body decides to… release the Kraken of sweat”

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Luke: Panting breathlessly

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Luke: “Rare (??) blood!! Cool!”

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Luke: “Run for it!”

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Luke: “Sammy Sad-sack”

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Luke: Saying “Here I go once again with the Breaking News” as Strong Bad

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Luke: Singing “1-877-Canaries of Comedy”

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Luke: “Sluggerrr! Sluggerrr!!”

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Luke: Strong Bad-ish TBTL Breaking News

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Luke: “That is how much things move in… and through the transom of my mind these days”

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Luke: “That is, by the way, classic Sammy Snore-sack… Which is… I hope, I hope, he doesn’t make an appearance”

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Luke: “That was an HP… not an MP”

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Luke: “There’s still some meat on dem bones”

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Luke: “This is, ‘Road Rules: Burbank Edition'”

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Luke: “This, my friend”

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Luke: “Ugh, you gotta be kidding me”

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Luke: “What in the world is going on in your life… wife?”

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Luke: “What will it even be? It’ll be just a wisp of memory of an idea of a sound drop.”

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s doing the shocker with his hands… Oh, God! I didn’t even notice that. No, rea–No! This is a family show. What the hell!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m interested in the details of life. As a professional storyteller, it’s what I mostly focus on. Oh my God.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s do this podcast to the pain for our listeners. And, we do.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke doing his version of the TBTL Breaking News drop but it ended going all Strong Bad

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh! Can I? Burrrr. No, (Burrrr) okay. Control. Mouth. With brain. Control, Alt, Mouth?”

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Luke and Andrew: Peter Push-forward vs Sammy Sad-sack

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Luke and Andrew: “We are men of action, not words. Wait, opposite… (Right) opposite of that (Right)”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: Luke reacting to how Carey answered the phone

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Luke, Andrew and Carey Burbank: Luke had said he was a “Professional Storyteller” to Carey

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Luke, Carey Burbank and Andrew: “Everybody gravitates towards that toy at some point. It’s like the most fun thing in the house, besides me. (Yup) And, also a better storyteller. Oooh… (Ow, wow) this interview is over! Let’s not get nasty, guys.”

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Andrew: Channeling his inner Tom Shane

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Andrew: “Do you have a friend in the diamond business?”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke Burbank!”

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Andrew: “Look at these people!! I like to really tear people down”

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Andrew: “Welcome to my farm”

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Andrew: “With the power of prayer!”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Luke: “555-55-MY-WOIFE”

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Luke: “But, I’m above a Gold member. I’m a 75K.”

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: “Get… a load of this, Walsh”

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Luke: “Goddamn, goddamn, goddamn!”

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Luke: “I see. You used your cough drops when you’re at your improv class; but, when you’re on TBTL, our family business, you don’t even care.”

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Luke: “I will, if I watch that on an airplane, I will cry at some point; because, Vin Diesel and Michelle Rodriguez will have some moment”

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Luke: “She’s getting too old for this shit!”

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Luke: “That’s a lot of Fs, dude”

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Luke: “That’s mas true!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Poop rules everything around her (Hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sue him for wha’? Sue him for wha’!?”

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Luke and Andrew: Talk About No-funiks

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Hi, can you hear–it, it’s your husband. Oh. Okay.”

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Andrew: “Are my rusted roots showing?”

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Andrew: “Cuz, that’s how I do”

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Andrew: “I-I-I dunno what I’m saying”

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Andrew: “I’m a podcast comma cowboy”

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Andrew: “I’m a podcast cowboy”

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Andrew: “I’m more of the kind of guy who is squirting hot dogs at my chest”

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Andrew: “I’m painting with word pictures”

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Andrew: “It seems very Luke Burbank-y”

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Andrew: “It’s just, it’s just ironic that I’m the one who doesn’t know how to eat hot dogs”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Yeah”

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Andrew: “Life! Eat it! Buddy!”

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Andrew: Long, drawn out “Ohh”

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Andrew: “Oh, looks like it’s hot dog time”

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Andrew: Quietly Saying “Oh, no”

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Andrew: “Really? Well, that doesn’t sound delicious at all!”

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Andrew: “Say hello to this!”

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Andrew: Singing “Fat man in a little coat”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, I wrote in pen underneath it, ‘And the Fat Guy’. You just put a mustard thumbprint up… Walsh was here!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is the kind of guy who squirts hot dogs at his chest

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Andrew and Luke: “But, I don’t like you. (Wow)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Comma, comma, comma, comma (Sure!) cowboy”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, God, what!!? Where are you, where are you getting your hot dogs!? Bu-ru-rey [ph]“

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Andrew and Luke: “Who knows what will happen tomorrow. We’ll see.”

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Carey Burbank: “No Andrew. Heavy on the Luke.”

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Carey Burbank, Andrew and Luke: Andrew did not want his face in the photo showing the mustard stain on his shirt

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Luke: “And, I guess I assumed AJ was not African-American for whatever racist reasons”

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Luke: “And, if there is a Rusted Root head on this show bigger than my friend, Andrew Walsh, I haven’t met him”

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Luke: “Anyway, this has been Pool Talk”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Chuckling #2

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Luke: “If you steal a, a Van Gogh, or something… or a Van Goghhh [ph]. Or a Bu-ru-rey… depending where you’re from.”

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Luke: Playing Taps with his mouth and saying “Unfurl the corn dogs”

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Luke: “So… good news is, I guess, Andrew is gonna get to bathe.”

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Luke and Andrew: A Blues of Brothers, A Harmonica of Blues Brothers, or a You Make Me Wanna Shout of Blues Brothers

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew’s Lucky Getup

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, literally a tooturial. A tooturial. Possible show title? Does that… does that pass, does that pass muster; or, does that pass mustard with you?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a little tired of cleaning up your mustard. Yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s Duke’s, actually. Okay. Double Duke’s. Triple.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke having too much fun trying to roll his Rs

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Luke and Andrew: “Techtronics. Techtronics with Spreadshee”

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Luke and Andrew: “Uhh, I won’t go there. Never let me slip, cuz if I slip, then I’m slippin’. Hello! That’s what she said. I’ll have what she’s having. Good one. There you go. That’s what it is.”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re podcast cowboys. Everybody knows it. I’m a podcast cowboy”

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