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Clips From TBTL #2748

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Andrew: “A Whirling Dervish of Apology?”

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Andrew: “Alright, what’s the, what do I… what should I do here with my headphones? Right now, I got one ear on, one ear off. Should I have two ears on? No ears? What’s the best headphone look for me?”

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Andrew: “And, something… wet touches… my finger”

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Andrew: “Get your own podcast, Nora!”

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Andrew: “I think I was trying not to sweat on the producer”

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Andrew: “I’m putting that on my résumé! That’s awesome!”

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Andrew: “It was really gross!!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, the Booger-mobile?”

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Andrew: “Thanks, Chris! You’re the best!”

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Andrew: “This is getting weird, though”

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Andrew: “This is my worst nightmare!”

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Andrew: “This was a bad hangover”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, look! I’m not sniffling and coughing… I just don’t know what planet I’m on. Yes”

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Andrew and Luke: “I gave him ample time to clean it up, while I was shopping… and, I came home to the same booger… That’s three stars… What if it was a different booger? Three…”

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Andrew and Luke: “It is… disgusting! It is terrible… Thanks for asking”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s true!? That happened! You were there! No, I didn’t hear that part”

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Andrew and Luke: “You graduated magna cum laude, I believe. Am I correct on that? Magna cum louder. Oh, shit! Still got it”

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Andrew, Luke and Nora McInerny: Andrew’s sweat stained Cleveland Browns shirt at Mancini’s story

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Kristina Lopez: Saying “Oh my God!” in a Minnesotan accent

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Kristina Lopez: “You’re you and your brother’s your brother”

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Kristina Lopez, Luke and Andrew: Pronouncing the word “Drawing”

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Luke: “Are you ready for that mindfuck?”

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Luke: “Baba Booey!!”

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Luke: “Dude… I am buzzing”

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Luke: “I just lost my shit”

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Luke: Singing “Have I told you lately that I was hospitalized?”

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Luke: “The crowd goes fucking wild”

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Luke: “This… place is a real, real crap-shack”

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Luke: “What a messed up world that would be”

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Luke: “Yeah. Great. What… can’t that… motherfucker do”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you high as balls right now? I kind of am”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you need some alcohol; or, are you high enough on drugs? I’ve, I’m on a very potent mixture right now. Thank you (Okay. Good)”
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Luke and Nora McInerny: “George Thorogood’s ‘Bad to the Bone’… (Oh, God!) Such a shit-bag song”

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Nora McInerny: “Bitch, we live… on a street… People can park wherever they want, dude. Wherever they want!”

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Nora McInerny: “I’m so vulnerable to being murdered by a husband”

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Nora McInerny: “It’s just one big staircase!”

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Nora McInerny and Andrew: “Are you a Luke… or are you an Andrew? And, I said, ‘I’m a Luke; but… wouldn’t we all like to be an Andrew’. What!!?”

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Steve Neuman: “I’m very Minnesotan. It’s… it hurts to be praised. You don’t want that to happen… because, then people think you’re cool.. and, then, you’re sad”

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Clips From TBTL #2713

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Andrew: “Good stuff. Good stuff, Luke”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha-ha”

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Andrew: “Hold Out Your Hand: The Kiki Lolo Story”

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Andrew: “I feel like I’m just a frog, like, kind of… hopping from… lily pad of embarrassment to lily pad of embarrassment”

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Andrew: “I got no legs to stand on… no wings to fly on”

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Andrew: “I noticed that you’re on the sTens page; and, those guys love you”

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Andrew: “I think that Facebook, you just get a stew of a bunch of other things”

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Andrew: “I wanna make one thing clear!”

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank is a helluva guy. Don’t ask him about what happened south of Cheese when he was in college! Ha-ha-ha”

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Andrew: “New Hampshire boys”

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Andrew: “Thank you! I was gonna make a hanging chad joke; and, I’m glad that you took that bullet for me”

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Andrew: “Wow! I feel weird. I feel like I just jumped off a cliff”

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Andrew: “Yesterday, on the show, I got all up on my high horse”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke saying “That’s so good!”

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Andrew, Luke and Kristina Lopez: Andrew sees himself texting Kristina at 2 AM asking how things are going on on Facebook

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Andrew, Luke and Kristina Lopez: “God, is this gonna be song of the su… Luke, tell this isn’t gonna be song of the summer… I mean… I think if you keep antagonizing the listeners, it really might be. Yeah, really”

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Kristina Lopez: Singing in the manner of the singer from Blink-182

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Kristina Lopez, Andrew and Luke: Kristina asks if Andrew was okay and if she needed to talk him down

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Luke: Drawn out “What?”

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Luke: “Go Mariners. Go eat a bagel. Pray for me, as I drive a monster truck… tomorrow”

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Luke: “I mean, I also don’t have a listenable podcast; but, I know it at least”

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Luke: “I named three seasons and none of them were the season… that it represents”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, that’s dirty!”

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Luke: Singing “All the… small things”

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Luke: Singing “I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend”

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Luke: Singing “I wish you would step off from that ledge my friend”

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Luke: “Why don’t you just do it for a week and see how you feel… and, if this show gets canceled because of that, I’ll never forgive you”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s pretty sad… It’s not great!!”

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Clips From TBTL #2686

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Kristina Lopez: Saying “Thank you. I’m so excited to be here!” and making air horn sounds

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Kristina Lopez: “Well, are you a precious sleeper, Luke?”

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Kristina Lopez: “Yes, I’ve listened to your show; and, I’ve listened to the end of the show”

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Luke: “And, Beck is just such a crazy person”

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Luke: “And… because… Andrew ‘Wassup’ Walsh… is still out… for… for… tongue remodeling”

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Luke: “Aw, bummer, dude. You’re… you’re Little Joey on the team of guys who all have these… thunderously phallic nicknames”

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Luke: “Don’t try to fool these people, Wiehebrink!”

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Luke: “Hey, Rudy. Are you coming in here or what, dude?”

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Luke: “I know the listeners are like, ‘Oh, please… let’s have a long show about Major League Baseball. That is why we turn to TBTL'”

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Luke: “I know your game!”

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Luke: “I mean, it’s bananas”

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Luke: Insantity

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Luke: “It is… the most… abso-ludicrous thing I’ve ever heard”

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Luke: “Jean, Jean the Hitting Machine”

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Luke: “Jean, Jean… the MVP Machine”

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Luke: “Nailed it!”

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Luke: Saying “America’s toughest prisons where… you know… where all of the… you know, where… if you turn your back, someone will… stab a shiv in you!” as a TV voice-over guy

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Luke: Saying “How sweet it is!” as Rick Rizzs

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Luke: Singing “I wouldn’t do you like that… Zankou Chicken”

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Luke: “The Mariners used to have the most phallicly nicknamed team”

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Luke: “Uhhh!!”

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Luke: “Yeah!!!”

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Luke and Kristina Lopez: Kristina forgot to say “And, good luck to all” after Luke said “No mountain too tall” to close out the show

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Luke and Kristina Lopez: “Which makes… no… (No sense) effing… sense”

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Clips From TBTL #2668: Part Two

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Kai Ryssdal: “So, I heard you guys want me to talk about fecal matter, for some reason? Well, that’s just shitty… Congratulations on the TBTL-a-Thon, you guys. Good luck… keep up the good work”

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Luke: “Easy, Tennessee Williams”

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Luke: “I didn’t land on club sandwich. Club sandwich landed on me”

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Luke: “I got Wooster [sic] on the brain”

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Luke: “I’m not trying to victim blame here”

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Luke: “I’m not… quite… there yet”

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Luke: “No donation too small; and, good luck to all”

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Luke: “Nope. Too scary for me”

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Luke: “Pander Express”

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz #2

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Luke: Singing “Sloppy Joe, slop, Sloppy Joe”

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Luke: “That’s scary! I would be freaked out”

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Luke: “Well… maybe this backpack will save my life”

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Luke: “Yeah! To blathe”

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Luke: “You’re right. It’s weird”

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Luke: “You’ve heard of a pregnant pause… this was like a Jon and Kate Plus 8… pause”

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Luke and Andrew: “I ate way too much food. I feel really uncomfortable. Hey, that’s my line”

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Luke and Andrew: “I feel like I just heard my teacher swear! I know”

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Luke and Andrew: “Power out!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Power out! Why did that sound like Schwarzenegger? I don’t know. That’s your impression of Australian!?”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “You wanna raft… violently. Uh-huh… Side-to-side”

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Luke and Andrew: “The Philadelphia Phanatic is the most sued… mascot in sports. Which is beautiful! He should be, right? Yes”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well… he’s said some racist stuff; but, it’s im…ma…terial”

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Luke and Kristina Lopez: “If I remember right, Mississippi was on the right side of the Civil War, right? You know what? That’s between you and your god… Damn, Daniel. That’s a diplomatic answer”

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Luke and Kristina Lopez: Luke wonders how many people tried fried green tomatoes after watching the movie “Fried Green Tomatoes” and Kristina then mentioned the novel the movie was based on

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Luke, Kristina Lopez and Andrew: “The Slip N Dip? Yeah, the Slip N Dip… More like… I’m gonna slip a disc! Oh, God! Why am I talking today!?”

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Clips From TBTL #2667

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Andrew: “He’s at a stop light with his mom looking at him, who… looking at us… then, as she slowly drives by, he throws two damn pennies at my damn face… and laughs at my face!”

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Andrew: “I am furious at that little shit right now”

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Andrew: “I don’t have a disco bone in my body”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what’s going on with me”

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Andrew: “It’s Blursday! It’s Blursday wherever you are”

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Andrew: “Nah!”

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Andrew: “No, but you nailed it though. I’m a total Disco Duck!”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!!!”

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Andrew: “Please?”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m a wizard!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Mark” in a drawn-out, goat-like manner

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Andrew: Singing “TBTL!”

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Andrew: “Vaping good in the neighborhood”

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Andrew: “Wow! I wanna be the Duck Master… You be the Gatekeeper”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I know. We’re a little disappointed in you. I gotta be honest. How did you not anticipate this?”

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Andrew: “Yes! It is so weird!”

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Andrew: “You’re in the Baptist Bible Belt, baby”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, so… you, you, you bend over, you talk to him through his window… I dunno why I need to mention you bent over… It was a highlight… You talk to, you… I want you to stare into the Gideons Bible and apologize… ‘kay? I don’t know what’s going on with me”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s kind of a stunt. Like, we’re fun. Look at us! We’re fun, flirty… (Yeah) let us ride… We’ll dance for pennies (Right)”

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Andrew and Luke: “She was kinda going after me a little bit more… She smelled fear. Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “We can’t (Yes) let your social awkwardness put us (Right) in a dangerous situation; that is the stupidest thing we could do… Uh, no… this whole trip is the stupidest thing we could do”

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Kristina Lopez and Andrew: “By the way, I’m totally creeping in, like, being a little lurker on that… sTens Fan Page; and, I’m enjoying the conversations that are happening there. Don’t lurk! Be a… be… loud and proud on that page”

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Luke: “Create in me a clean heart… O, Munger Moss Motel”

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Luke: “Fuck this”

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Luke: “Gosh darn it. We really put our foot in our mouth; and, I apologize”

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Luke: “Hey, you know… a wave and twenty-five cents will get you a stick of gum… How about a ride!!!?”

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Luke: “I already know what your brain’s trying to do… Fight it”

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Luke: “I apologize. That was so much… dirtier than I meant it to be”

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Luke: “I mean, unfortunately, we’d have to discover some kind of… crime down here and report on it. Oh, wait. In the Dark is doing that… Our version would be called, ‘In the Snark'”

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Luke: Imitating dial tone sound

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Luke: “Live from the Starlight Room at the Munger Moss Motel… this is TBTL… Champagne dreams and…”

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Luke: “Lurnk… don’t lurk!”

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Luke: “Not saying they suck. I’m just saying they’re not us; so, obviously, they suck kind of hard… Wish I wouldn’t have used ‘hard’ at the end of that sentence”

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Luke: Saying “Nope!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Not… gonna do it” as Dana Carvey doing an impression of George H. W. Bush

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Luke: Singing “Space between”

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Luke: “That is… open jealousy and insecurity for me”

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Luke: “We’re starting to really, kind of… become… goofy and loopy”

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Luke: “Where’s the Bible Belt? Wherever Andrew is, baby!”

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Luke: “Where’s the party at? (Party!!!) It’s wherever he’s at… baby!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Here’s the part where you sing, ‘TBTL’… TBTL!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m… openly… butt-hurt that it isn’t us… even though… How much of that is an act? None of it, sadly (Really?)”

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Luke and Andrew: If Luke and Andrew were robbed while hitchhiking or after being picked up, TBTL is over

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Luke and Andrew: “Is that why… Kai Ryssdal said… yesterday that the markets were ‘Poop diddy whoop scoop… poop’? (I think so) I, I assume”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s be honest, though… McSweeney’s… screams white. It’s like the whitest sounding website in the history of websites (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Not… should’nt’ve… should’nt have do it… Shouldn’t have done it… Not gonna do it” as Dana Carvey doing an impression of George H. W. Bush

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Luke and Andrew: The vibe of McSweeney’s are almost ridic

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Clips From TBTL #2666

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Andrew: “Choo-choo”

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Andrew: “Diggstown!”

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Andrew: “I’m okay, now”

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Andrew: “I’ve hitchhiked. Yay”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “‘Luke! Glad to see you here. You’re up to your usual antics again!'”

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Andrew: Singing “O’Hungry’s”

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Andrew: “Sorry… my brain just went somewhere”

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Andrew: “Things didn’t get… weird”

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Andrew: “Where, where, uhh… where is the party at? It is wherever… (I cannot believe he just told that joke) it is wherever I am… baby”

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Andrew: “Where’s the party? Wherever I am, baby!”

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Andrew: “Wherever I am, baby!”

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Andrew: “Wherever I am, baby!” #2

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Andrew: Whispering “I’ve been researching how to ride the rails”

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Andrew: “Yes, this is about you, Tony!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ohh!”

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Andrew and Luke: Stickless bindles

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Andrew and Luke: “Those salt explosions, those… (Oh my God) heart attacks in a meat casing that we were chowing down on the bus yesterday… By the way… you’re new nickname is… ‘Heart Attack in a Meat Casing'”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wow! Out of context! I know! So, should we explain this? No”

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Kristina Lopez, Luke and Andrew: “Listen, I have faith, okay? You just gotta… really… just… assert your intentions; and, then… the world will follow. Ooh! That’s good affirmation (Wow!)”

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Luke: “Albuquerque”

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Luke: “And, we need to get the what-what… on… on Springfield, MO”

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Luke: “Before that, though… we gotta bring you… episode 2666… in a collector’s series. Eww… 666… (Oh my God!!) That’s a little bit ominous… We’ll get through it”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “Does this eagle soar look infected to you?”

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Luke: Having a good laugh

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Luke: “How did these dinguses figure it out and I couldn’t?”

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Luke: “I am so selfish”

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Luke: “I just ride Greyhound until my tushy’s sore!”

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Luke: “I thought he was in v-mails… but, there wasn’t any v-mails!”

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Luke: “I’m gonna, I’m gonna tap out on that… attempted joke”

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Luke: “I’m like the Sally Field… of this podcarting… You listen to us. You really, really listen to us”

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Luke: “I’ve been looking to get my kicks”

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Luke: “It wa’coo’ [ph]“

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Luke: “Light as a feather, stiff as an Andrew”

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Luke: “My strategy is to play until my tushy hurts!”

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Luke: “Nada mucho”

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Luke: “Naw”

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Luke: “Oh, hell, yeah!”

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Luke: “Oh! Romancing the Stone”

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Luke: “Ooh, baby”

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Luke: “Ooh!”

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Luke: “People are still playing Pokémon Go?”

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Luke: Singing “Oh, oh, oh… O’Hungry’s! O’Hungry’s, weirdo name”

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Luke: “Still got it!”

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Luke: “That’s, that’s dirty pool, as far as I’m concerned”

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Luke: “We gotta get to Memphis by Thursday night, bruh”

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Luke: “We were sort of rode hard and put away wet at that point”

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Luke: “Welcome to the program… joining you from… Kansas City, Missouri; home of… hot wings and cold jazz”

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Luke: “Well, it turned into a cartoon ham!”

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Luke: “Where’s the laptop assault at? Wherever I am, baby!”

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Luke: “Where’s the party at? It’s wherever he is, baby!”

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Luke: “Where’s the party at? Wherever I am, baby!”

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Luke: “Yeah… this, this was the plan”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew cracks up laughing when Luke tells him that he would toss his baseball mitt in the air and see how many times he can spin around

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Luke and Andrew: For some reason, Luke said “Light as a feather, stiff as an Andrew” instead of “Light as a feather, stiff as a board”

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Luke and Andrew: “I wonder why his parents didn’t name him, ‘Dannibal’… Hmm! Dannibal from Hannibal (Dannibal from Hannibal)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke had a little soar, but Andrew thought he said “a little sore”

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Luke and Andrew: “Think about it, there are no rules in this Outback Steakhouse? (I know) Which is why so many people defecate in the booths there… It’s horrible! I stopped going! That’s what they call a ‘Bloomin’ Onion’! Oh, God!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Umm… everything okay with you, bruh? Cuz, I just went into the bathroom and… (What?) I think your underwear is in the garbage. Oh, yeah… I mean, anything we need to talk about? I’m okay, now”

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