Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “And, that’s how you build listenership”

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Andrew: “Come on!”

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Andrew: “Donkey-show-en [ph]“

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Andrew: “Fresca is a soda, right?”

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Andrew: “Good God!”

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Andrew: “Leave no monkey behind!”

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Andrew: “Lotta ‘Go Browns’-ing going on here”

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Very, very, very Browns-y”

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Luke: “Mmm? Mmm? Mmm? How about a Fresca?”

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Luke: “Mmm? Mmm? Mmm? Mmm? How about a Fresca?”

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Luke: “Mo’ money… mo’ money… mo’ money”

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Luke: “My weight was kind of… off”

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Luke: Singing “Donkey-shane… Darling, donkey-shane”

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Luke: “Thanks a lot, Rudy!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew… Mmm-hmm? She was a boy, he was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ooh! Explicit (Yeah)”

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Andrew: “Boy, she’s lucky. What a lucky woman”

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Andrew: “By the way, I’m also seeing you on this website. I’m scrolling down looking for… for his ugly mug; and, then, I see your ugly mug right there too”

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Andrew: “Fat man falls off roof, crying”

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Andrew: “I’m going bald. Cut my hair”

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Andrew: “I’m just a middle-aged sidekick”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry; I’m all over the place”

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Andrew: “Now that’s not interesting”

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Andrew: “Revenge!?”

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Andrew: “That’s classic octopus on your face right there”

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Andrew: “What is this?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, that was a misspeak… That was me trying to inflate my… image”

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Andrew: “You lazy F!!”

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Luke: “Don’t you forget about dying. Don’t you forget about your friend death. Don’t you forget that you will die!”

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Luke: “It really grinds my gears. It really barrels my bores. Wait, what? I don’t know”

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Luke: “Local television news websites are the shittiest… websites… ever”

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Luke: “Oh my God… Fucking A, man”

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Luke: “Scar Bro Country”

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Luke: “Shit!”

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Luke: Singing “Just remember that life is number one”

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Luke: “This is what it sounds like when parrots cry”

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Luke: “Ziggy, how am I gonna get out of this?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve been texting with your… girlfriend; and, I hope that, you know… (During the show!?)”

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Andrew: “‘kay, I feel like I’m being pranked”

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Andrew: “And, I’m being especially inarticulate today”

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Andrew: “And, maybe I’m just totally wrong about this; and, now, I regret even bringing this up”

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Andrew: “Back on the field, there’s no more time for horsing around”

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Andrew: “Because, I’m a petty man! I mean, that’s what it comes down to at the end of the day. Like, I’m a very petty man”

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Andrew: “Blah-blah-blahs”

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Andrew: “Hypocriticalness”

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Andrew: “I truly believe people should be able to do whatever they want with the exterior of their houses; except, I don’t like this one! It hurts my feelings!”

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Andrew: “I’m bringing a lotta baggage to this story”

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Andrew: “I’m slinging ’em around in my medium”

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Andrew: “Is that a sex thing?”

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Andrew: “Is that right? Do you want me to delete this?”

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Andrew: “My new brand is: I don’t eat meat”

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Andrew: “Oh, wow! Oh, wow! What’s happening there?”

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Andrew: “That doesn’t even bring me joy; because, it’s so–What the hell?”

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Andrew: “These neighbors… sound like such… pills”

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Andrew: “What a disaster!”

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Andrew: “Which, I know I’m taking this in a very weird place”

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Andrew: “Who doesn’t like puns now”

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Andrew: “You got got, girl. That’s what happened. You… got… got! Suck it up!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t want to tell people what to eat; I don’t want to tell people what to tweet. So… Ooh! You are what you tweet”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s like the Alaska of space… That’s what I’ve always (Yeah) called the moon”

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Luke: “Attica!! Attica!!”

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Luke: “Dagnabit!”

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Luke: “DJ Quick is in the… bleeping, bleeping house… And, DJ Quick is in the… bleeping, bleeping house”

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Luke: “Erik! How do I make… the… MixPre work?”

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Luke: “Hey guys… anyone need any skin… for some Reeboks for Luke?”

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Luke: “I promise you it’s not gonna pay off”

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Luke: “New York City? Get a venue”

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Luke: Saying “If you can’t pronounce ‘Bemidji’… you might be from Bellingham” as Jeff Foxworthy

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Luke: Saying “Oh, Kermie!” as Miss Piggy

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Luke: Saying “Once you take the reins out, you gotta keep the bit in your mouth” in a Southern accent

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Luke: “Tweet… deleted”

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Luke: “What a world!”

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Luke: “Yet another chance for you, the public, to reach out and touch us… your humble hosts”

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Luke: “You mess with the bull… you get the emojis”

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Luke and Andrew: “‘Don’t have a lot of rules. Don’t be late… Try not to be overweight… bust your ass, and use common sense’ By the way, that’s also the rules for working on TBTL. Oh, no. Oh, no!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Google ‘Reebok… Club… C… Revenge’… What am, what am I putting into my search engine? Nothing good”

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Luke and Andrew: “You and I both would like it that, that none of the listeners are ever disappointed; and, as we whittle the number of listeners down, the chances the get better… that none–once it’s just Linh Pham… we can work very hard to make sure he’s never disappointed. That’s right. That’s right. And so, that’s, I think, that’s–I think that’s the good news about this. No, but… That’s why it’s a P-1. The ‘P’ stands for ‘Pham’… Oh my gosh”

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Andrew: “Alright, I’m gonna get goofy here for a second”

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Andrew: “Awesome!”

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Andrew: “Didn’t I do that… in a? What did I do?”

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Andrew: “Goddamn… that was terrible”

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Andrew: “Holy crap!”

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Andrew: “I don’t even know what the hell I’m talking about. Why am I even starting this sentence?”

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Andrew: “I have some regrets, man”

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Andrew: “I never regret not tweeting something”

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Andrew: “I’m still out there eating the pork”

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Andrew: “If you, if you actually count hamsters, I guess… my first porn name would be Sexy Boots”

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Andrew: Mumbling “Oh, I just had to get you on the show”

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Andrew: “My porn name is Fred Crocker”

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Andrew: “Oh, that sounds like a Luke Burbank dream!”

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Andrew: “Ski-Ba-Bop… Ba-Dop-Bop”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Uh-oh. It’s us again!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Good morning, Luke… I’m gonna do this. I don’t want to cause any friction in our relationship. I want the show to be friendly… and fun today; but, I gotta ask… have you cast your ballot yet? It is primary day here in Washington state… Voting is important… Come on, Luke. But, is it?”

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Luke: “Albert Oinkstein…”

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Luke: “God.. damnit! You got me. I’m back in. I am back in”

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Luke: “Honestly, Luke Burbank is a better porn name”

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Luke: “I admire how quickly you went with that wrong answer”

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Luke: “I just live in the biggest liberal bubble; but, I just… think he’s gonna get his… ass kicked in 2020”

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Luke: “I just think he’s gonna get his ass kicked”

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Luke: “I will crawl across broken… fucking glass”

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Luke: “It’s like a primordial ooze of memes”

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Luke: Making some thinking mouth sounds

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Luke: “Now I’m doing it. Now, I’m just describing memes”

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Luke: “Olive… is in it for Olive”

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Luke: Saying “But, is it?” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: Saying “Hickenlooper? That’s a foot disease I had in the 1800s!” as someone doing an impression of Bernie Sanders

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Luke: Saying “I could care less” with a Southern drawl

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Luke: Saying “I’m the guy from the Liberty Mutual ad. It’s… very up… way too upsetting” in a distorted manner

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Luke: “So, my real life… and the… meme life, online, intersected nicely last night”

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Luke: “You are so on, girl”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll spare you the impression; but, he was like… ‘Hickenlooper? That’s a foot disease I had in the 1800s!’ I don’t think… By the way… I love it; but, I don’t think you know what ‘I’ll spare you the impression’ means”

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Luke and Andrew: “Olive sees her way of life… increasingly shrinking and it… it, it upsets her. No… We have to figure out–how do we reach the disaffected… Olive vote. Right”

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???: Snorting

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Andrew: “And, what was underneath there–better… than a clean-up dog; but, a clean-up sausage”

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Andrew: “Be the bummer you wanna beat up”

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Andrew: “Genevieve had the Spotify account bumping on the inside of the house”

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Andrew: “I mean, I’m not trying to be the bummer that I am in life”

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Andrew: “I’m just so bad at asking for things!”

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Andrew: “It was a Chrimbus miracle”

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Andrew: “Oh, damn!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. Like, am I just being a, am I just being a blabbermouth?”

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Andrew: Saying “Well, whatever’s in the kitchen” in a gruff manner

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Andrew: “Teshing your patience”

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Andrew: “This is some intelligence for your Tesh”

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Andrew: “We could have a snore-off”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I love ghosting”

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Andrew: “Yep!”

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Andrew: “You put the realism into magical realism with that, with that story”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know; but, if we whisper, we’ll get away with it! (…whisper it!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was Fanatic-ing the grill… The way you were Gritty-ing the grill”

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Andrew and Luke: Welcoming new listeners that may have just stopped listening after Luke’s beautiful, purple balls talk at the very start

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Andrew and Luke: “What I’m trying to do here, in case the listeners not following along, is I’m trying to break you mentally… so, that… (Mmm-hmm!) you can’t do these gigs anymore”

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Luke: “A man for boobies”

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Luke: “All of the guys in the book, the older man… are just out… sunning… their… beautiful, purple balls… like, sunning… their… herniated testicles”

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Luke: “Are you shitting me? Whole Foods Voodoo vegan sandwich?”

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Luke: “Be the bummer you want to see”

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Luke: “Give me five minutes, you son of a bitch”

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Luke: “I feel like I was going somewhere with that; but… but, I guess that was… The fact that I don’t have any more words to say about that is an indication that… that observation is done”

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Luke: “Obvs”

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Luke: “Ooh! Thanks a lot, Obama!”

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Luke: “Red alert… Red alert… Actual topics… are in danger of being ignored”

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Luke: “Some weird, derping dingus!”

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Luke: “Sorry this is how we’re starting the week, everybody”

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Luke: “That’s the way my screwed up brain works”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, that’s way different than your going in front of five hundred or a thousand people… (Mmm-hmm) and, and, doing, like, lines… So… You guys were doing lines!? Geez! (Well) No wonder you weren’t nervous!”

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