Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Alright, you guys. You’ve been listening to us flap our gums for way too long”

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Andrew: “And, what’s really scary is, looking at the computer while I talk… and not seeing my voice”

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Andrew: “By the way, I take those garbage cans as an act of aggression!”

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Andrew: “Don’t talk about technology. Don’t talk about technology. Don’t talk about technology.”

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Andrew: “My Andrew arrow”

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Andrew: “Now we’re gettin’ into some interesting territory!”

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Andrew: “Oh yeah!”

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Andrew: “Oh, it doesn’t matter. I’m editing it all out.”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: Semi-corrupted “Yup!”

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Andrew: “So, maybe, we should just move on”

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Andrew: “That is like future-tripping on crack; or, something like that”

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Andrew: “There. Sounded okay? Good. Smooth.”

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Andrew: “This is gonna be a total clusterfuck”

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Andrew: “Wednesday is coming”

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Andrew and Luke: “Give me a roundabout… a situation… and a medieval weapon. Oh, great… a dildo joust. It always is (Why does it always have to be a sex toy?)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I actually think these are pet peeves of his. Oh, okay. (I think) Pet Steves? They’re Pet Steves. Yup!”

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Luke: “I am not even supposed to be here today!”

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Luke: Imitating DJ vinyl scratching sound

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Luke: “Oh, by the way… big ups… big ups”

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Luke: “Oh, great. Throw me under the bus”

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Luke: Saying “Oh, yeah… How is your DJ-ing?” as his Philly relatives

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Luke: Sighing

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Luke: “That is very un, un-Andrew”

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Luke: “That’s messed up, dude!”

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Luke: “This is how insane my brain is”

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Luke: “Two steps forward… Two steps back”

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Luke: “We’re all about narrowcasting on this show. Very narrowcasting.”

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Luke: “Yeah, I can’t get away with… shit!”

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Luke: “Your rims must be… jacked”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, by the way, let’s never use the term ‘improvise’ and Seattle drivers (Mmm-hmm. Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: Bean Baxter doesn’t need to be farting around the backend of a Friday TBTL

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Luke and Andrew: Instead of keeping their minds off of the technical difficulties, Luke and Andrew project them into the microphones

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “For one moment in time” and Andrew saying “Oh my God”

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Luke and Andrew: Raining in Baltimore

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Luke and Andrew: “Uh, do you wanna get a Speaking of Faith fidget spinner? Yes, I do! Yes… I do!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, yeah, Don’t, don’t mix up skit… skit and sketch. People that write sketch do not appreciate that (What’s a skit?)”

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Andrew: “Andrew… let it go. It’s over.”

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Andrew: “‘Hey Dummies, you like fruitcake?’ There, I just submitted my own question.”

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Andrew: “I might have fruitcake when I get home tonight. It’s immaterial.”

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Andrew: “I might have… fruitcake for this Christmas; and, I might love it”

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Andrew: “Is this, like, the most humblebrag of humblebrags?”

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Andrew: “It seems like I’m seeing things that weren’t trends; but, then they become trends in front of me. But, I swear, the people who were jumping on it didn’t seem like they on a trend. Here’s what I’m getting at.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Once, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken?”

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Andrew: Pre-show heads up on continuing audio issues

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Andrew: Singing “Heaven forbid, I love you”

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Andrew: “Wait… what!?”

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Andrew: “What… did you just say?”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, bottom line here, you’re doing the show from LA tomorrow? I hope not!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, that’s how I feel about the moon landing. You know that! So, it’s the same thing! You’re gonna get punched by Buzz Aldrin. I forgot about that. That was a good story.”

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Luke: “And, we are nothing, if not a show… that absolutely lives up to its promises… some of the time”

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Luke: “Because, I didn’t sleep a minute; and, I’m just totally a frazzled… wreck of a human”

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Luke: “Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah”

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Luke: “Boy, the system has been sabotaged once again. We are not… going to be spending the whole show talking about technical difficulties! But, we have been sabotaged.”

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Luke: Saying “These look… like good hands!” in a gruff manner

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Luke: Saying “Ya, sure. You betcha.” with a Scandinavian or Northern Minnesotan accent

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Luke: “Speaking of fruitcakes”

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Luke: “This is basically hipster determinism”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke needed to sharpshoot himself

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Luke and Andrew: “They sold something called the ‘Fuck It Bucket’. Hmm?”

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Andrew: “And, that’s how you get ’em. That’s how you get them.”

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Andrew: “Chung, chung, chung, chung!”

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Andrew: Doing a Marge Simpson growl while Luke is talking

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Andrew: “He lurves talking about ‘A League of Their Own'”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s not. We can’t! I want to! Let’s not talk about last night’s Mariners game.”

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Andrew: “Little bit of a clunky start”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Somebody pooped on the remote control! Don’t worry, I have a sponge.”

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Andrew: “Oh… ye–ye… yeah! This just came up… Wha–wait. Why?”

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Andrew: Saying “And… good luck to all” with some drum sounds

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Andrew: Saying “Yes we do, diddily-doo” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “You, you tee it up, buddy”

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Andrew: “Z, Y… X, W… U, V… T. S. Oh, no no. I messed–I’m all messed up. I messed up somewhere in there. Oh, well.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Except, every time you bring it up, you, you click out on me. I… I know this not so tight that a quarter can bounce off it podcasting here; but… (Gross) we forgot to ask…”

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Luke: “Am I just, am I just being a nofunik?”

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Luke: “Buy a new… M-F-ing sponge!”

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Luke: “Don’t, don’t you dare”

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Luke: “I am trying to get Edwin Diaz there; so, I can put him in a rat-roller and roll him back to Hell”

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Luke: “I’m combining Bobbies and Beef Eaters here”

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Luke: “If you, if you, if you fired, if you hot fired a, like a… a G and a J at me. No chance.”

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Luke: “Man, I am just… like… I am in, in some kind of bizarre relationship with fog and/or smoke… in my life”

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Luke: “Oh my God!”

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Luke: “Relevant… to my good friend Andy’s interests”

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Luke: Saying “Doot dah-doo” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “University of Furtwangen” in a German accent

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Luke: Singing “A sponge, a sponge, some very funky laundry.”

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Luke: Singing “Do you smell what I smell?”

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Luke: Singing “Yakety Sax”

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Luke: “Ya never know here in San Francisco, California”

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Luke: “Yo… I know who that is”

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Luke and Andrew: “But… but, but, but (Yeah?) but… But”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke trying to say the alphabet backwards in his own fashion, misses “X” and explains his methodology

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Luke and Andrew: “Shades of Quincy-dentally. There it is!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you call it the sweet smell of sweat-cess? Nope! Okay.”

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Andrew: “Aaaaauuggghhh! I watched it again recently. It was so bad!”

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Andrew: “And people are reading this!”

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Andrew: “And, then! Spoiler alert”

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Andrew: “Bethany Jean Clement, marry me! This is a real proposal, right now, on a podcast.”

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Andrew: “Got this thing in my head where I gotta choose between a lighthouse and a Yaris; and, I dunno what to do”

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Andrew: “Hey, there. So much to unpack”

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Andrew: “If ever I’m writing a… ticked-off Yelp! review, or something of the like”

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Andrew: “It was a weekend, bro”

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Andrew: “It’s a real Yari’s choice”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I deserve that”

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Andrew: “Please don’t play the piano!”

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Andrew: “She kind of screams, and then… I do like screaming”

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Andrew: “Spiderman 2: Too Many Spidermen?”

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Andrew: “Spoiler alert”

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Andrew: “That was a whole thing I was talking about on the show… when you were out. Don’t worry, I kept things interesting…”

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Andrew: “Uh, yup. I’m in.”

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Andrew: “Who knows what emotional stew is going inside of Bill Murray”

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Andrew: “Wow. Don’t! Wow, that’s a bad play.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can you fact-check me on that? (Sure)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is that when Janeane Garofalo was teaching the kids how to fight… (Hold on) in a… Look it up on IMDBean. I deserve that.”

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Andrew and Luke: Screwed version of Andrew and Luke talking about the Triangle of Fire

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Andrew and Luke: “So, the name of the podcast is, ‘Play Me Out’. And, it’s a podcast by a comedian. I don’t understand. What does it mean to play me out. Are you being serious?”

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Luke: Giggling

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Luke: “I do a lot of staring. It’s, it’s true.”

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Luke: “If you look in the bowels of the contract”

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Luke: “It’s a lighthouse”

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Luke: Singing “The best part of waking up, is living in a lighthouse, just looking out”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because of all her rage, I do hope it rattles a cage (Yes!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I can’t remember if it was real life or a dream. You look like a dreamcatcher came to life. Oh, man. I’ll allow it. Let’s take it to Dream Court.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Just look it up on IMDB. What is, what’s that? Internet Movie Database. Oh… I feel empty. See!? You’ve conditioned me!”

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Luke and Andrew: “There are no small attachments, only small Thrive reviews (Okay)”

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Luke and Andrew: “There’s a little Bobby Hill in me! That is not true. You are… so much older.”

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Luke and Andrew: “What about music? What about it. I’m pro!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yaris! Yaris! Yaris!”

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Luke: “!Kung!”

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Luke: “Blah, blah, blah”

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Luke: “Dig it”

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Luke: “Dumps like a truck, truck, truck”

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Luke: “For those about to Rockenbach”

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Luke: “He’s tilting at pod-mills”

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Luke: “Hey guys, we’re really keeping it zero”

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Luke: “I don’t know how in the heck fire. I don’t know how in the tweedle.”

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Luke: “If you’re Luke in the 1980–in the late 19–1980s, you watch ‘Married With Children’. It’s what you do.”

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Luke: “It’s lit!! Ja!!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Ooh-la-la!”

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Luke: “Ooh-la-la!” #2

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Luke: Reciting “Thong Song” lyrics as Ciscoe Morris

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Luke: Saying “Am I bugging ya? I don’t mean to bug ya.” with a Scouse accent

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Luke: Saying “Please, peace and love. Please, stop bugging me.” with a really bad Scouse accent

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Luke: Spit Take

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Luke: “That’s the power of Ciscoe Morris”

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Luke: “The Final… Songs That Got… Enough Votes To Be In The Last Four”

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Luke: “To somebody who just started listening to the show today… they must have thought that we have both… lost our minds”

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Luke: “(Too loud and too specific) And too delayed”

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Luke: “Uh-huh, uh-huh”

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Luke: “Yes indeedy… dodilly-doo”

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Luke: “You got there, buddy!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew attempting to be Luke’s hype man during an impromptu ZipRecruiter promo

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew completely forgot about the Song of the Summer portion of the show

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Luke and Andrew: Clearing their throats while talking about Prince

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s get into this rotten stuff. Let’s do this!”

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