Tag: Nora McInerny

Andrew: “A Whirling Dervish of Apology?”

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Andrew: “Alright, what’s the, what do I… what should I do here with my headphones? Right now, I got one ear on, one ear off. Should I have two ears on? No ears? What’s the best headphone look for me?”

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Andrew: “And, something… wet touches… my finger”

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Andrew: “Get your own podcast, Nora!”

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Andrew: “I think I was trying not to sweat on the producer”

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Andrew: “I’m putting that on my résumé! That’s awesome!”

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Andrew: “It was really gross!!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, the Booger-mobile?”

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Andrew: “Thanks, Chris! You’re the best!”

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Andrew: “This is getting weird, though”

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Andrew: “This is my worst nightmare!”

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Andrew: “This was a bad hangover”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, look! I’m not sniffling and coughing… I just don’t know what planet I’m on. Yes”

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Andrew and Luke: “I gave him ample time to clean it up, while I was shopping… and, I came home to the same booger… That’s three stars… What if it was a different booger? Three…”

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Andrew and Luke: “It is… disgusting! It is terrible… Thanks for asking”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s true!? That happened! You were there! No, I didn’t hear that part”

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Andrew and Luke: “You graduated magna cum laude, I believe. Am I correct on that? Magna cum louder. Oh, shit! Still got it”

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Andrew, Luke and Nora McInerny: Andrew’s sweat stained Cleveland Browns shirt at Mancini’s story

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Kristina Lopez: Saying “Oh my God!” in a Minnesotan accent

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Kristina Lopez: “You’re you and your brother’s your brother”

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Kristina Lopez, Luke and Andrew: Pronouncing the word “Drawing”

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Luke: “Are you ready for that mindfuck?”

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Luke: “Baba Booey!!”

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Luke: “Dude… I am buzzing”

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Luke: “I just lost my shit”

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Luke: Singing “Have I told you lately that I was hospitalized?”

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Luke: “The crowd goes fucking wild”

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Luke: “This… place is a real, real crap-shack”

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Luke: “What a messed up world that would be”

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Luke: “Yeah. Great. What… can’t that… motherfucker do”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you high as balls right now? I kind of am”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you need some alcohol; or, are you high enough on drugs? I’ve, I’m on a very potent mixture right now. Thank you (Okay. Good)”
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Luke and Nora McInerny: “George Thorogood’s ‘Bad to the Bone’… (Oh, God!) Such a shit-bag song”

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Nora McInerny: “Bitch, we live… on a street… People can park wherever they want, dude. Wherever they want!”

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Nora McInerny: “I’m so vulnerable to being murdered by a husband”

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Nora McInerny: “It’s just one big staircase!”

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Nora McInerny and Andrew: “Are you a Luke… or are you an Andrew? And, I said, ‘I’m a Luke; but… wouldn’t we all like to be an Andrew’. What!!?”

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Steve Neuman: “I’m very Minnesotan. It’s… it hurts to be praised. You don’t want that to happen… because, then people think you’re cool.. and, then, you’re sad”

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Luke: “And, by the way… welcome to… Moms on the Net”

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Luke: “But, if I fire one off and it’s, kinda, going hot and heavy… which is, oddly sexual… for a tweet”

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Luke: “Dafuq”

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Luke: “Damn, this is hard!”

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Luke: “Do these snacks smell like chloroform? We call ’em a Henry bar. Sniff these”

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Luke: “Everything was coming up Stu!”

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Luke: “He’s Andrew (Ooooh!) Walsh”

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Luke: “Hold on to your butts”

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Luke: “I believe, that this… will be my financial Waterloo”

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Luke: “I’m a wannabe bouge”

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Luke: “I’m bougie adjacent”

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Luke: “I’m… I’m kinda riding dirty right now”

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Luke: “Is it Boo-roo Rey? [ph]“

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy, everybody”

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Luke: “Oh, shit… Things are hard”

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Luke: “Ooh! Explicit”

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Luke: “People are thinking about a thing I did today”

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Luke: Singing “Gettysburg! That’s was a thing where Lincoln said important stuff”

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Luke: Singing “Old Man Tucker was a fine old man. Washed his pace–his face in a frying pan. Combed his hair with a wagon wheel. Died with a toothache in his heel”

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Luke: Singing “Who can say if Stu’s making that up”

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Luke: “That’s very TBTL of you, though, Nora”

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Luke: “That’s your fear talking, my friend (I am petrified)”

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Luke: “There are some parts of This American… I almost called it ‘This American Life’… Imagine ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ hosted by Ira Glass… No, don’t; cuz, we don’t have two hours”

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Luke: “This is not a drill!”

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Luke: “We’ll be dealing with your people, Nora and Stu”

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Luke: “What the eff!?”

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Luke: “Who gives a shit”

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Luke: “Would you like to come to my Corn Palace?”

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Luke: “Wow!”

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Luke: “You and I were separated… at birth… McInerny”

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Luke: “You love him more than Daddy!”

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Luke and Andrew: Double indroppity

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Luke and Andrew: “Flapdoodles. Oh!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s a GIF, that’s a GIF that keeps on GIF-ing (Yeah!)”

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Luke and Andrew: When Andrew laughs, he leaks

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “But… you must have been on cloud nine, or St. Cloud Nine… (What?!?) Got there! (Oh, Goddamnit) I… just… drop me off at the next exit, Nora”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “Have you ever hitchhiked? Oh, God, no! No! No!”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “She keeps it realtor (She does)”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “What do you think about this hitchhiking plan? Umm, I think you’re out of your minds; but, I think you’re out of your minds, in a good way… Does that… sound… half-hearted, or not?”

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Luke, Kristina Lopez and Andrew: Going from John Wayne Gacy town to a town named Hannibal

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Luke, Steve Neuman, Andrew and Nora McInerny: “And, good luck to all!”

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