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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2664: Part One

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Andrew: “Carol, hold my calls”

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Andrew: “Double indroppity”

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Andrew: “I just told you, I’m a Rascal Flatts guy! Get it through your head!”

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Andrew: “I open one zipper on mine. Nothing in there but squirrel nuts”

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Andrew: “I read a lot of crappy mysteries”

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Andrew: “I was, like… saying goodbye to the hoisin sauce. I’m not even kidding! I was just, like, ‘Ohh, I just bought the hoisin sauce; and, I’m not even gonna be here for a week'”

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Andrew: “I, kind of, squirmed my way around trying to explain what I do, without explaining what I do”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Okay”

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Andrew: “Oh my God”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m… I’m an adult… I’m gonna buy a book!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Stop stealing our music!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “The date should’ve been, ‘Until October 19th, 2019, when we plan on firing your asses'”

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Andrew: “This is not a joke… I have issues”

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Andrew: “Vroom, vroom!”

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Andrew: “When I laugh, I leak”

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Andrew and Luke: “No more than one milkshake a person, though. How am I gonna bring the boys to the yard!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “We’re hitchhiking through… John Wayne Gacy’s… town… and, also… Michele Bachmann was born there. If you guys will recall… Who has been worse for America? Okay”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “I don’t have your life, Luke; but… I don’t want your life!”

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Kristina Lopez: Laughing

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Nora McInerny: “I came here because they told me to!!”

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Nora McInerny: “I want you to come here… and poison my whole fucking house, if that’s what it takes!!”

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Nora McInerny: “Look at these… two wacky guys”

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Steve Neuman: “Oh, God, no! No! No!”

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Steve Neuman: Singing “I don’t want your life!”

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Steve Neuman: “The arrow’s the dude; cuz, it’s a boner”

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Steve Neuman: “You have the right amount of Stu right now, I think”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2628

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Luke: “I think she cray”

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Luke: “I… completely and totally… shit the bed”

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Luke: “I’m multitasking. Got my hands in the air… like I just don’t care; and, I’m killing a fly”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, shit!!”

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Luke: “That shit be dark”

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Luke: “That was Odell’s… chance to blow; and, he did not miss it”

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Luke: “What is ‘Panties to the Side’ an acronym for? It’s like the seventh track off that album”

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Luke: “Ya tried”

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Luke and Nora McInerny: Andrew Walsh talk

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Luke and Nora McInerny: “Have you ever used the sign? Oh, I use the sign… (Do you ever use the sign?) I use the signs all the time. Like… they sat on my… What’s their reaction!? I… What do you think!? Okay? What do you think? I, I don’t know!”

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Luke and Nora McInerny: “I mean, that’s the whole thing about… fairy tales; particularly, like Grimm fairy tales… that shit be dark… (Oh, yeah) right?”

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Luke and Nora McInerny: “Let’s try to sneak a Top Story in here, at the… (Before we get to the river) practically at the end of the show. (Okay) Yes, exactly. Stu’s gonna be at the river in four minutes… I’m sorry… Randall’s gonna be at the river in four minutes. Randall Stuart”

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Luke and Nora McInerny: Nora makes a Newman callback as part of some casino talk

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Luke and Nora McInerny: “Oh, (Yeah) no! Really? Yeah”

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Luke and Nora McInerny: “Please remember: No mountain too tall… and, good luck to all”

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Luke and Nora McInerny: Singing Next’s “Too Close”

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Luke and Nora McInerny: “Wow. Thanks a lot, wind on top of my wings. Which is, how you fly… Did you know that?”

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Nora McInerny: “I grew up Catholic; and, it sucked so bad. And, I hated going to church so much; cuz, it was… so… boring. It was so bad”

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Nora McInerny: “I’m kidding. I’m making the jokes now”

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Nora McInerny: “Oh, God. I’m so bad at remembering, like, the names of things!”

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Nora McInerny: Quietly saying “When you go to sleep tonight… I’m gonna come in your room… and kick your ass”

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Nora McInerny: “Stay on message, Nora! Stay on message”

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Nora McInerny: “This is the empire that APM doesn’t see me building”

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Nora McInerny and Luke: “Hi! (Hi!) Hi! Hi. I just always get very… excited to speak to other people… I work from home a lot… Do I get to say, ‘Hi,’ now?”

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Nora McInerny and Luke: “I do not know a single… woman who doesn’t hear that think, ‘Oh, yeah, I am… Yes, I am’ Really? Mmm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Do you think (Yeah) it’s a little on the nose? Oh, I love it. I love it”

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Nora McInerny and Luke: Nora thought Steve Neuman’s name was “Randall Stuart” based on his Twitter handle

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Nora McInerny and Luke: “She’s a lady… so… Oh! The pastor… (The lady pastor…) was a lady. The pastor was lady! How could this be possible!? Cuz, it’s… a Lutheran church; and, they let… women… do that”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2620

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Andrew: “Hey, man… I’m really sorry about Carl”

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Andrew: “Huh”

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Andrew: “I can’t do it! I won’t do it!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t hear any ‘Huh!!’s”

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Andrew: “I don’t know!”

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Andrew: “I, I think I was confusing a ‘Whoo!’ with a ‘Huh!!'”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “My dad would find all kinds of crazy shit to scratch his back with. Your dad ever do that?”

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Andrew: “Now, there’s a ‘Whoo’ in there”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!!!”

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Andrew: Saying “Shit!” slightly under his breath

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Andrew: Singing “Samson… Huh! Samson and Delilah!”

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Andrew: “So, even if this doesn’t have a ‘Huh!’… I still… I still think that I won”

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Andrew: “What a great game!!! Amazing game!”

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Andrew: “Without further a-Doog”

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Andrew: “You can’t play that in the sadness car… of the train”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m, like, insanely jealous of your logo; which, is a very simple… Oh, we can work more tears into the TBTL logo, Andrew, if you’d like us to”

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Andrew and Luke: “You have more laser hair than you were born with… Exactly”

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Luke: “Carl was, was soon going to be… going to that announcer’s booth in the sky”

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Luke: “For sharks”

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Luke: Imitating the sound Steve Brule makes when something hot is in his mouth

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, is that the podcast about Sauron… Lord of the… netherworld in Lord of the Rings?”

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Luke: “Okay, less Hans. Let’s not get carried away”

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Luke: Singing “Stretch it out, out, out”

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Luke: “Terrible, Thanks For Asking LIVE!”

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Luke: “Then, we’ll get the nose up… on this… sadness train”

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Luke: “To keep it in the biblical parlance: it’s lukewarm and I’ll spit it out; cuz, apparently, I’m God”

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Luke: “Why are we so weird about crying about things that are… that are okay to be sad about?”

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Luke: “Why would you even book a ticket on a sadness train?”

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Luke: “Yeah, you realize though, Terrible, Thanks for Asking, you have seven percent of their listeners. So, if we’re gonna put you on their show, what’s in it for them?”

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Luke: “Yeah! Shiatsu. Lower back. Get at it!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, rending of garments. Oh my God!! They rended so many!”

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Luke and Andrew: “How about those Mariners last night, by the way? Dude, I missed the entire game; cuz, I was doing… (Why!?!) my… I was doing my (Oh, your other job) goddamn taxes”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just didn’t know you could be an English major… in your head! (In your head!) Right”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke gets Taxman-rolled by Andrew

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Luke and Nora McInerny: “Exactly! You have to preserve the (Icy Hot) mystery. Like, what does this person’s voice sound like?”

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Luke, Nora McInerny and Andrew: “Can you just rank, like, your top three candy bars really fast; so, so we (First of all, Butterfinger) end this on a, on a… Are you serious!? Really!? Yeah”

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Nora McInerny: “Whoa… this is really fucked up”

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Nora McInerny and Andrew: “We’re gonna talk about some podcast I love; now… I’m gonna punch you right in the… (Yeah) heart for forty minutes”

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Nora McInerny, Andrew and Luke: “And, it’s also salt and chili flavored. I’m like… (Yeah, no) just… (No, thank you) it’s just this spicy dirt. No, thanks”

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