Tag: Phyllis Fletcher

Andrew: “Alright, I wanna tell you about Nugget… the crow that should be a motivational speaker”

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Andrew: “Can you believe it’s already August? First day felt like a week… August 31st”

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Andrew: “Come on, guys. What are we doing here?”

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Andrew: “Frankly, after what I’ve done to this show in the past couple of weeks, I don’t know if I’m even gonna have a job when he gets back. So, I say, we jam as much fun into today’s show as possible.”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “I did something a little weird today that I think kind of broke me a little bit”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if this is good TBTL or not; but, I gotta be honest with you. I’m not stopping this.”

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Andrew: “I love this story so much!”

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Andrew: “I think that crow is trying to teach itself how to fly!”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna be so bad at this”

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Andrew: “I’m just… horrible. I’m so out of shape. This is so embarrassing. I would never tell this on the show.”

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Andrew: “It was the best, dude”

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Andrew: “It was… so G-D great!”

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Andrew: “It’s time for a Thursday… Thursday. Gotta get down on Thursday edition of TBTL”

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Andrew: “Just kind of… memory-laning”

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Andrew: “Like yesterdoodle”

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Andrew: “My point is, someday I’m gonna learn how to ride a bike!”

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Andrew: “No, you don’t know me!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God… I felt almost sick”

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Andrew: “That makes me feel… things”

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Andrew: “The bird… starts teaching itself how to fly!”

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Andrew: “The story of… an ordinary crow… that did… an extraordinary thing. I just, I didn’t, I didn’t mean to slip into Casey Kasem there; but, I think I did.”

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Andrew: “What is a bad boy to do? I know I’ve Googled that before. What is a bad boy the do?”

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Andrew: “What the eff!!!?”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “But, she said that she would go back to the zoo… and… visit her… her.. you know, her former crows. (Yeah!) Her former crow-leagues. Oh, (As) sure. Nice. As I’m sure she likes to call them. Oh, yeah. Her crow-workers. Why didn’t I say that?”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “How does satellite radio work, Phyllis? I’ll show ya”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “I’m hot, man! Dude! I’m hot and wheezy. Did you hear me wheezing during that intro? Did you hear my… lungs crackle?”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “I’m too… why is that (Sexy for my shirt?)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Is there a song by Billy Joel about… (In the middle of the night) Yeah, I’m gonna be like, ‘That’s gonna be my denial song!'”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Now, Genevieve… is gonna tell me I have a ‘One In, One Out’ policy (Ohh) with mugs. (Uh-oh) So, I guess I gotta throw away the Walsh Manufacturing mug. Thanks a lot, guys!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh, we got one! Oh my God, (Now, I’m depressed!) we got one! We got one!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “You know, P word this… By the way… the P word is not Phyllis… by the way, in this case (Right)”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Cawing like a crow

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Phyllis Fletcher: Cawing like a crow #2

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Phyllis Fletcher: Drawn out “Nugget!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Dude!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Errr!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Laughing

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh my God!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh, poor you”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Singing “In the middle of the night”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Uh, what!!!?”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Word!”

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Andrew: “But, no, this one is the worst. Like, capital letters, worst!”

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Andrew: “Eh… it’s probably bullshit”

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Andrew: “Got through another intro”

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Andrew: “I think this is episode two-thousand, two-hundred, seventy-two?”

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Andrew: “I’ll just tap dance here”

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Andrew: “I’m a member of it. I’m also the President! That is not true. I am not the President of Sock Club; but, I am a member”

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Andrew: “If that noise came out of my face”

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Andrew: “Oh, now, what are the details, you dummies?”

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Andrew: Saying “Parmesan!” in a falsetto voice

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Andrew: Saying “You got me!” in a falsetto voice

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Andrew: “Science will just never have an answer to that question”

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Andrew: “She puts the, the ‘rad’ in ‘public rad-io'”

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Andrew: “Sue me? Sue me for wha?”

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Andrew: “Was that a little Woody Allen-y that I did there?”

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Andrew: “Wonderful, wonderful, slightly odd man, who hosts a wonderful, wonderful, very odd radio show called ‘Bookworm’ on KCRW”

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Andrew: “You guys know that I, I kind of scoff at, roll my eyes at these big, elaborate marriage proposal stories. I never really like them; but, I’m gonna bring you one today. We’re gonna talk about it, because it is the worst. I know that I always say they are the worst; but, no, this one is the worst. Like, capital letters, worst, marriage proposal of all time.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Bruh, no! (Yeah, totally!)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Citizens arrest! (Yeah) Citizens arrest! Citizens arrest.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “I just threw cancer out there; because, why not? (Oh) And now, I’m just like, everybody in the listening audience should be, by the way, parsing my every word to throw back at my face, and be like (Yeah), ‘You Christmas story hater’. Right, right.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “It just happened. Officially, these now are our Merle Haggard, Winter Wonderland donors (Oh…) of the day (Yay!)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “It’s called the Little Red Bandwagon. It’s a, it’s a great show for anybody who doesn’t host this show”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “No, I think you need to go big or go home. Dude!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Okay, you didn’t put that in your e-mail. I did! (You said) Re-read it! I am Presid–I’m looking at it, it says, ‘I’m President of the Seattle Association of Black Journalists.’ I do not see the word (Oh!) interim in there. My bad.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “This is live, right? I’ll write it and we’ll do it live.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Walsh, Walsh and Archives (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Yeah, well then hire me, ya (Yeah) dingus! (Yeah) Like, what the…”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Drawn out “Bruh!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Groaning

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Phyllis Fletcher: “I’ve become the wacky t-shirt aunt”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “If your girl loves you, she’ll marry you anyway.”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Laughing

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Phyllis Fletcher: Laughing #2

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Phyllis Fletcher: Laughing #3

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Phyllis Fletcher: Laughing #4

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Phyllis Fletcher: Laughing #5

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Phyllis Fletcher: Laughing “No!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Like, if they fell for that, they are stupid, man!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh yay, he got one!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh, you!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Show-off”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “This is such awesome listening”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “You know, all high-horsey or whatever. But, come on! That’s just stupid!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Do it! Alright”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Hi, I’m calling from Minnesota… Ha-ha-ha, long-time listener, first-time caller Phyllis ‘The Fletch’ Fletcher here (Yes!)”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “I went to the National Archives today and got his court record. Oh my God! Are you serious? Yeah!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: Laughing

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Oh my God! Oh my God. Dude, what the… (So apparently, there has been backlash)”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: Painful marriage proposal story is painful

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: Phyllis is an Interim President not an Interim Person

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Andrew: “A secret is lurking somewhere”

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Andrew: “Are you literally gonna be sick? And, if so, can you please not do it on Genevieve’s computer?”

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Andrew: Deflated “I don’t belong in that club”

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Andrew: “Do you have any idea how much we use the letter ‘U’ in an e-mail?”

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Andrew: “Don’t start with a dumb, long ass story”

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Andrew: “He’s a rapper, a rappity-rapper”

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Andrew: “Here’s what I’m gonna say: I miss you. I’m being serious. Let me explain.”

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Andrew: “Holy cow!”

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Andrew: “How bad was that!?”

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Andrew: “I miss you.”

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Andrew: “I shit you not”

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Andrew: “I’m being serious.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna say something that’s going to sound weird; but, I’m being a hundred percent honest here.”

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Andrew: “I’m not good with numbers”

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Andrew: “I’m regretting doing this already”

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Andrew: “I’m starting this show with so much regret!”

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Andrew: “In Soviet Russia… I’m sorry, we have to do it… Pal pens you!”

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Andrew: “It’s a death shaft”

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Andrew: “Listeners of this show know that I don’t exactly have an economy of words. I understand that. Sometimes it’s better if I just get to the point.”

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Andrew: “Nope.”

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Andrew: “Oh, you’re gonna lose it”

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Andrew: Saying “Luke” without the “U”

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Andrew: Saying “Push-up” with the “U”s

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Andrew: “So, that’s why I miss ‘U’. Was it worth? Was the build up worth it? Probably not. But that, you know what, it’s uphill from there.”

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Andrew: “Who the fuck am I?”

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Andrew: “Who would think that, like twenty years later, life would imitate art!”

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Andrew: “Y-O-O”

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Andrew: “You’re not alone, brother”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Alright, guys. Talk to you next week; and, remember: No mountain too tall, and good luck to all. And, no mountain too small.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Alright, Phyllis, are you ready for this? Yes. Here we go… It’s time to thank our What a Piece of Work is Man level donors (Oh, yeah)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: Andrew reading e-mails he sent to Phyllis with missing “U”s

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Calendars are hard (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “From Aberdeen to Wenatchee (Alright!)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “From Anacortes to Walla Walla (Alright!)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Heya! Hey-oh! Even a stopped clock!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “I don’t think I even know what tang is; because, (Yeah) I will not touch this shit (Yeah) straight!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “I have coffee here if yo need it! Yo!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “In (Yeah) a hippity-hoppity way”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Really! Yep. Well, let’s hear about that!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: The Egg Agenda

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: Trying to say “computer” without the “U”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “You like eggs. Right. You love eggs. Yeah. You had a car. You named it Egg. Yeah! You loved Egg. Awww!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “CTRL+V Chamber”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “I do my job!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “I’m the listener advocate”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “It’s dot com”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “La-di-da!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Laughing and clapping

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Phyllis Fletcher: “No, it was awesome!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “No!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh, no!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Singing “The incredible, edible Washington egg”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Yeah!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “I love your story. It’s a beautiful story. I was awful!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “No, way! I know, (Jesus Christ!) isn’t that weird?”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: Not Lovers of Mayo

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: Phyllis reacting to mayo talk and Andrew saying “Oh, God! You’re really gonna barf! This will be, I think this will be a first!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “The incredible, edible egg (That’s right!)”

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Andrew: “A little warning for you: I probably, at one point, will start claiming that I have a bum thumb. That’s usually what happens if I start losing; so, just keep an eye on that.”

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Andrew: “‘Can I be Hard Rain?’ I said it like that, ‘Can I Be Hard Rain?'”

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Andrew: Chowing down on popcorn help suppress the nauseated feeling of watching a movie in 3-D

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Andrew: Deflated “I won a dollar.”

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Andrew: “Go Edna. Go Edna.”

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Andrew: “He’s jut got the Ders over me.”

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Andrew: “I had to ask him to use my bowling name, Hard Rain.”

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Andrew: “I have a bum thumb”

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Andrew: “I mean, I think I’m pretty good at shit talking.”

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Andrew: “I probably will.”

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Andrew: “I see what you’re trying to do. You’re trying to get in my head.”

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Andrew: “I want to point out the kid rolling next to us is rolling with the bumpers up, and that’s bullshit. No child of mine, ever, can roll with the bumpers up.”

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Andrew: “I’m Sasha Fierce-ing it up.”

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Andrew: “I’m Sasha Fierce-ing it up.”

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Andrew: “I’m Sasha Fierce-ing it up!” (in the clear)

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Andrew: “In Wallingfor–no.”

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Andrew: “It’s a gutterball. It’s a gutterball. We got a gutterball.”

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Andrew: “It’s perfect! It’s perfect! Ohhhh! One left standing. Very nice!”

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Andrew: “Just a constant chain of popcorn from my, from the bucket to my hand to my face, bucket to hand to face, bucket to hand to face.”

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Andrew: “Just pulling up to Phyllis’s house. Ooh, it’s a cute house!”

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Andrew: “Let’s throw some rolls!”

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Andrew: “Oh, damn it!”

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Andrew: Sausage-loving Andrew has sausage-like fingers

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Andrew: “Tell us the story again, Gus. How awesome was it?”

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Andrew: “That was all bullshit that I told her. I really want to win this. I really want to win this.”

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Andrew: “Wow, 3-D is amazing!”

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Andrew: “You’re having a good game, aren’t ya?”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “And then they’ll say, ‘How many listeners?’. And, I’m like, ‘Mmm, tens’. Right, yeah.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “And you told me yesterday that you can, you can handle this beast of a manual transmission. Yes, I can. I can drive stick.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Any pull tab money I win today, using my own money, (Yeah) I, I, I hate to say it, but I need to keep it; because, it’s only going to towards the hole that I dug for myself.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “If you’re bowling with a group of people, let’s say there’s four of you, three-quarters of the time, you’re looking at somebody else’s ass. That’s true!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “In that sweet, sweet spot that, that overlapping Venn diagram of doable and palatable, there was going bowling in Kenmore. And so, that’s what we’re doing. Yep, yep. I’m really excited.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “One of these days, a hard rain is going to come and wash all the trash off the streets! That’s who you’re bowling against. Oh, no!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “She didn’t really say anything about it, she spit in it. Well, there I go!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “You just won fifty goddamn dollars! Oh my God, that’s awesome!!! Alright!!! (That is exciting!)”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Bling”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Chuckling

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Halfway being sort of be able to talk to computers good.”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “He’s got the thirteen pounder, it has an XL next to it; probably, to accommodate his sausage-like fingers.”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Laughing

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Phyllis Fletcher: Laughing #2

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Like, I have space cadet resting face, basically”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “No!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Notice me”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Singing part of the Olympics theme

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Phyllis Fletcher: Singing the TBTL jingle

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Phyllis Fletcher: Singing the TBTL jingle (with Catch My Disease)

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Phyllis Fletcher: “The Hard Rain is falling, ladies and gentlemen.”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “This bitch took that fiddy!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Whoa! Oh my goodness!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Yeah, so, so I’ll, I’ll have to gin up some kind of ‘Ahh, I’m gonna beat ya!'”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “You notice those old ladies are just fucking drilling us?”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Congratulations, by the way. Oh yeah, you too. Oh yeah, thanks. Did that seem sincere? No!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Erghhhh! Ooh, busting through a yellow light, I love it!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: Going over the plans on what to do if people ask them what they are doing

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Like, I have an old lady name, and I got nothin’! My name is Phyllis Edna. Is it really?!? That’s great!”

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