Tag: Stu-bot

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #3013

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Andrew: “Ah, shoot. This is the worst”

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Andrew: “And then, I looked at that Squirt and I was, like, ‘Was it you!? Was it the Squirt? Was it the sugar in the Squirt that gave me this?'”

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Andrew: “And, I thought you were being a little extra”

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Andrew: “And, then, you just Fonzied it!”

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Andrew: “Aw, hell no!”

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Andrew: “Cuz, here’s the deal, Stu-bot”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Hey!”

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Andrew: “Follow the garbage!”

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Andrew: Getting mentioned for asking if they were saying “assknobs” or “ass snobs”

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Andrew: “Gimme pizza!”

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Andrew: “Hmm?”

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Andrew: “I have a… short, gross story for you”

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Andrew: “I think I’m growing a unicorn horn right out of the center of my head!”

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Andrew: “I will exploit myself!”

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Andrew: “I’m a sentimental guy”

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Andrew: “I’m… you know… a special unicorn boy”

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Andrew: “Luke, by the way, totally Fonzied… a speaker before our… before our live show on the boat”

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Andrew: “Oh, Andrew”

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Andrew: Singing “A long, long time ago”

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Andrew: Singing “I am the cute one”

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Andrew: “That’s one thing that I think is manageable for my broken brain”

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Andrew: “The South Paw Diet”

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Andrew: “Who could forget the great Squirt stories… of earlier this week?”

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Andrew: “You said something once that really stuck with me, that I wonder if I exaggerate in my brain too much”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was thinking about you when I was… (Thank you) growing my… Just wait for me to finish this sentence. Oh…”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Did I kill it right before your favorite part, Stu? You sure did”

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Luke: “Don’t Google ‘ass snob'”

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Luke: “Eff this!”

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Luke: Growling like Marge Simpson

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Luke: “I wanna be nice here; because, there are fine, there are… fine people on both sides”

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Luke: “I was, like, ‘This speaker sounds kind of crunchy… There must be something crunchy in it'”

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Luke: “I will be submitting my resignation”

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Luke: “Ixnay… on the Adams Ray!!”

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Luke: “My… skin is doing a thing right now!”

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Luke: Saying “If you’ve written a song about the nuclear process of the Sun… you might be a Giant” as Jeff Foxworthy

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Luke: Singing “All of me loves all of you”

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Luke: “Suck it, Apple Store”

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Luke: “Then, I look up and yell at the clouds and, then, I take a nap at 2 PM; because, I’m a very, very old… man”

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Luke: “We may need to simmer Stu up!”

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Luke: “Y’all just lost a customer”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, you put me in the woods… (Mmm-hmm. Sure) and, I see that, I am shitting bricks! Excuse me, shitting rocks. Okay, thank you… Geez… We have kids who listen to this”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you wanna talk about skin problems, you’ve come to the right forty-three year old man. I thought I might have”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re the king of the castle and I’m the dirty rascal. Crash into me. (Right) Crash into me (Exactly)”

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Steve Neuman: “Hey, assknobs”

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Steve Neuman: “Oh, Andrew”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2978

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Andrew: “And, I feel like it’s taunting me”

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Andrew: “Do you guys want… just a little bit of insight into my life and what it’s like to work with Luke Burbank? This is a true story”

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Andrew: “I always forget what a ham he is”

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Andrew: “I am dying to see the expense report”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Well, can I ask a last, quick question to the natives here; because, this is my first time at the fair… I’m about to be set wild here”

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Andrew: “You’re a great hand-holder… I assume”

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Andrew and Brandi Brown: “Can I ask you a controversial question? Yes. How do you feel about Garfield?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hold your applau–Oh, I see you are holding your applause. Okay, good. We’re all on the same page, then. Ha!”

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Brandi Brown: “I don’t know. I don’t want to tell journalists how to do their job; but, it’s often wrong”

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Brandi Brown: Imitating an electric guitar sound

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Luke: “Stuuuu!”

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Luke: “Suck this!!”

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Luke: “This is… TBTL episode number two-thousand, nine-hundred, and sixty-eight, in a collector’s series” [ed: Nope]

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Luke: “You’re a site-specific extrovert”

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Luke and Andrew: “How old were you when you first held hands with a girl, Andrew? I’ll let you know when it happens, Luke”

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Steve Neuman: “You can take that attitude back to Puyallup with you, mister!”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2908

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Andrew: Saying “Now, I am ready to party… with the best…”

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Andrew: Singing the first bit of Pink Floyd’s “Money”

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Andrew: “Sorry, not sorry!”

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Andrew: “This is a whole new Andrew”

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Andrew: “Well… have you heard the show?”

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Andrew: “You have bell, will travel”

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Andrew: “Ziggle-Skagit, let’s get back at it?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Cuz nobody rocks like… Coober Pedy! (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “We found a way… TBTL… finds a way… Where there’s a Ten, there’s a way”

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Carey Burbank: “It was weird. He asked her to put an extra inch of… fabric where his… near his… pants where the–so it doesn’t… ride up his butthole”

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Luke: Drawn out “Do it!”

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Luke: “He’s the longest running co-G of the show”

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Luke: “I would describe the thank you gifts as… ‘the illest’… and some of them as… ‘na’ ridic'”

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Luke: “I’ve been holding it in since I stopped drinking”

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Luke: Saying “I’m here… he’s going down to the Radio Shack?” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Oh, yeah. Youz like those pins?” in a funny manner

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Luke: “We work together!!”

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Luke: “Ziggle-Skagit, let’s get back agit”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, honestly… Andrew, you and Phyllis are… pretty much my only two friends… left… who will talk to me… So, if we… if, if the budget… (Carey’s over there, by the way) She’s not my friend. She’s my wife”

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Luke and Andrew: “Heggies, Heggies, Heggies… (Right, right, right) Pizza”

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Luke and Andrew: “Heggies, Heggies, Heggies… (Right, right, right) Pizza… Prank call… Heggies, Heggies, Minnesota, Stu-bot… (Right, right) Heidi’s best friend. Click here, Studio 1A”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like, if I’m still alive, am I still number one? Mmm… Don’t ask questions you don’t wanna hear the quest–the answer to!”

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Luke and Andrew: “My phone… is talking to the computer (Okay) that’s just talking to the thing”

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Luke and Andrew: “They love to roof, roof, roof! (They do)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Until we meet again, please remember: No lobster too tall… and, good luck to us”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Can you take me high enough… Can you fly me over… (I was think–I don’t know that song) fly me over yesterday”

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Luke, Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Weird flex, bro… (Yeah!) (Hey!) but, okay”

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Luke, Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “When’s the last time we had a Dazzling Donor Nora McInerny? Right. Never! (Exactly) Has she cried on your show? When is she not crying? Oh-ho… (Oh, stop it!) damn! Too soon? Too soon?”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “I knew it!!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh, I just donated!!!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “You are so crazy!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “I’m as mad as hell… (Mmm-hmm) and, I’m not going to take this anymore!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Luke: “Oh, just stop it you!! It’s too late to take your donation back. You!”

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Steve Neuman: “I know it’s been covered… on your previous cockamamie, wrong-headed adventures”

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Steve Neuman: “Nora McInanamananerny”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2861

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Andrew: “All the forces of nature kind of made this weirdness happen… in my life, I feel like”

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Andrew: “And, that… will be the last thing I say on the Buffalo Wild Wings hot couch”

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Andrew: “But, look at it go!!”

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Andrew: “Captain Burbank and the Sky Crimes”

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Andrew: “Hey, Andrew. How do you guys figure out what to talk about everyday, day in and day out, on your podcast? Well, friends. Sometimes we just watch TV in the middle of the night and record it”

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Andrew: “Just run to the dugout, buddy… Just stay down!!!”

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Andrew: “Maybe he’ll just get a hit. I thought that his first at bat he might actually get a hit. That’s how delusional I am”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh… I see what the bad news is”

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Andrew: “This is probably a terrible idea; so, I’m open to anything else, literally”

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Andrew: “We also… sometimes… just… ya know… squirt out a three hour show”

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Andrew: “Well… you never know… like, every other team… could get… small pox!”

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Andrew: “You are gonna… Burbank it”

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Andrew: “You know, it warms my cock a little bit” (Edited)

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Andrew: “You know, it warms my cockles a little bit”

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Luke: “Have you met me? I’m very sketchy”

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Luke: “I do have a couple of non…sports related topics that were… jangling about in my head”

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Luke: “I don’t… accept… the bag tag from them”

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Luke: “If you’re… if you’re a sketchball like I am”

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Luke: “It’s gonna be okay Burbs”

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Luke: “Lord… if it be possible, take this burden from me!”

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Luke: “My goodness gracious”

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Luke: Singing “Better run to the dugout”

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Luke: Singing “She’s got cleats… She gotta be wearing them”

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Luke: “This is why we can’t have nice championships”

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Nora McInerny: Promo spot for her new book

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Steve Neuman: “You see, it was a DILF shirt. But, the ‘DILF’ stood for: Dedicated… Intelligent… Loving… Father. I’m not, I wish I was kidding Luke. I really do”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2826

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Andrew: “Beautiful, soft, fluffy lint”

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Andrew: “Do they call it, ‘jabber-mouthy’?”

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Andrew: “Every time I say anything that is a fact… it… it, I’m wrong about it”

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Andrew: “I have Googled… something that will change my life forever”

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Andrew: “It must come out as a freeze-dried, little pellet”

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Andrew: “It’s probably doggy smell. It’s doggy smell!”

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Andrew: “Just stay home and watch movies!”

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Andrew: Making breaking news teletype sounds

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Andrew: “Oddly enough, this catheter company is also called, ‘GoDaddy'”

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Andrew: “Oh, absolutely!”

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Andrew: “Oh… Luke”

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Andrew: “Oh… Luke… I have Googled… something that will change my life forever”

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Andrew: “Ooh! Doggy residue”

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Andrew: “The center may not hold on this”

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Andrew: “What is this? This sounds stupid. This sounds like some sort of… old timey clickbait”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ll just say that the show’s getting better the more we talk… I think so”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke, remember at the very beginning of the show, you were going to be open… to hearing feedback even if it is somewhat negative? Be open to me (Yes) telling you that you have a stinky goddamn dryer”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Are you really going to the gym? Yes, I am really going to the gym”

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Luke: “Am I… losing my mind here?”

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Luke: “And, I was like, ‘Yay!'”

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Luke: “And, in fact, I have smelt it… and, I know that it did not dealt it”

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Luke: “Are you kidding me!!?”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “Derp it up!”

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Luke: “He’s working on his beef castle!”

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Luke: “He’s… not… woo-woo about any of it”

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Luke: “I don’t know what parts of Stu are even, like, still attached to him. He might have lost out there”

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Luke: “I feel like I’m gonna start… having a lot of opinions… jerk”

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Luke: “I pray to the old and new dryer gods, by the way”

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Luke: “I… am really… souring on the whole Sledgehog experience”

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Luke: “I’m out of touch as a… as a… coastal, liberal elite”

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Luke: “I’m… getting… less horrible”

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Luke: “Is Stu gonna die trying to drive to dance practice? And, more importantly, is Piper gonna die?”

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Luke: “It… bothers me!!”

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Luke: “It’s the… year of breakthroughs that are not breakthroughs”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let’s just make this about dealing with dog waste”

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Luke: “Maybe making a big fire and just gettin’ ham-boned”

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Luke: “Maybe something broke loose in me there”

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Luke: Melodic “Umm-mmm-mmm”

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Luke: “NBD”

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Luke: “Sledgehogger”

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Luke: “The Dance of the Jabber-Mouthy”

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Luke: “There’s a new weird smell, and it’s coming into the Broadcast Center; and, it smells… like fast food!”

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Luke and Andrew: Comparing the THRIVE process to Gremlins

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Two sleuths… sleuthing it up!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, our fans, of the Sledgehogs… they’re called ‘The Sixes’… Got a whole thing going. I wanted to make a joke like that… (We’ve retired the number six jersey) but, I literally didn’t know how many people were supposed to be on a basketball team”

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Luke, Steve Neuman and Andrew: “I mean, not to get into the management of, of Brewed Awakening, or whatever the name… of… this coffee shop is. That’s… possible show title. Yeah. How long have you been sitting on that?”

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Clips From TBTL #2782

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Andrew: “A soupy, delicious mess of magical realism”

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Andrew: “And, I would boil rocks that I would find on hikes; and, somehow, Genevieve stayed with me”

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Andrew: “Every time… it’s a, it’s a gut punch I look forward to”

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Andrew: “Here’s what’s, here’s what’s driving me crazy”

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Andrew: “Ho-ho-hos”

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Andrew: “I don’t know!!”

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Andrew: “I would say, if you can’t name the bone in your face, you don’t need it. Get rid of it. Take it out”

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Andrew: “Just sing it normal!!”

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Andrew: “Leave the gun, take the aioli”

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Andrew: “Oh, did they change the name from ‘Walshing It’?”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!!”

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Andrew: “Ooh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “P. P. Arnold? Hell, no!! Cat Stevens at work!?”

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Andrew: “Pajama-gramma”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Andrew: Saying “I vote… yes” while playing a gavel pounding drop

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Andrew: Singing two notes in a Smash Mouth-like manner

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Andrew: Singing two notes in a Smash Mouth-like manner #2

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Andrew: “So, anyway, good morning everybody. It was a wart”

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Andrew: “What the hell!?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I think they can freeze them and they, and they can burn ’em”

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Andrew: “You just got gross person bingo”

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Andrew and Luke: “Damnit, Doug! Back at it again with the bad suggestions (Okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hell, yeah!! (Oh, yeah!!) Hell, yeah!! Comp… Compound W? At work? Oh, yeah! Hell, yeah!”

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Andrew ad Luke: “If you don’t mind… in case… I was talking about some growth on my thumb, in the past couple of weeks, that I found more and more concerning… Mystery solved… (Yes, you did talk about it on the show) it was a wart… So, anyway, good morning everybody. It was a wart”

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Andrew and Luke: “Leave the cannoli? Leave the aioli? Take the cannoli. Take the cannoli! Damnit, I missed it! Goddamnit! Of course”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “TBTL Thing Called Love (Oh, this thing… called love)”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, afterwards, when you guys go out… for dinner, after a show… and, somebody comes and they take your order, is that your Wait Wait waiter? Sorry… That is. It’s exactly how it is. I cannot believe… he just made… that… joke”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, it’s used to treat warts, acne, ringworm, dandruff… psoriasis… I’ve got all six of those! Oh, hey! Bingo! Dang, man! This is killing six birds with one acid! You just got gross person bingo”

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Luke: “All of this dumb shit makes sense to me”

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Luke: “Hell naw!!!”

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Luke: “Hell, no!”

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Luke: “I don’t have any calls, cuz I have bad… service!!”

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Luke: “Now, who’s gross”

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Luke: “Pitter-patter, let’s get at her”

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: “She’s, she’s true to this, not new to this”

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Luke: Singing “She has trouble acting normal when she’s… nervous!!”

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Luke: Singing “Some…body once told me the first cut was the deepest” as Smash Mouth

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Luke: “Super, healthy-ass mayo”

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Luke: “They’re almost-a-grams”

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Luke: “This is killing six birds with one acid!”

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Luke: “You… described it in the grossest way possible; which, is not your style. That’s more… to be honest, that’s more my territory; and, I would like you to stay out of it, please”

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Luke and Andrew: “Aw, shit-snacks!! (I don’t know)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Christ on a crutch!! (I know)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Holy Blursday! Oh my God!! It’s Blur–I almost blew… We’re just blowing through Blursday, aren’t we?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, shit. I get why these weird-ass hippies have been eating this stuff for so long. No offense, weird-ass hippies”

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Steve Neuman: “Back to you, dinguses”

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Steve Neuman: “Hey, Luke. Hey, Clam-drew. It’s Stu from Internet”

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