Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “After These Messages: After the Fact”

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Andrew: “Give me them cards! I need some cases, I need some closes; and, damn it, I need some listener comments, stat!”

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Andrew: “Hello… Luke… Burbank”

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Andrew: “It was grody”

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Andrew: “It’s so reasonable!”

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Andrew: “Like, and, sorta, you know, just”

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Andrew: “Like, you know, just sorta”

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Andrew: “Like… just, you know, sorta, he’s just like sorta, you know, like… I’m just sorta, know you, like”

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Andrew: “My dogs are Diet Barq’s-ing”

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Andrew: Saying “I won’t, be able, to talk, because, I’ve run…” as if he’s catching his breath and is wheezing

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Andrew: Saying “Yeah!” and laughing

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Andrew: “Suck it, Gallagher One! You’re not even Gallagher anymore.”

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Andrew: “That’s like straight out of a Reader’s Digest, on to our podcast!”

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Andrew: “Uh-huh. Uh-huh.”

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Andrew: “‘Uh, Mr. Radke…’ I, I don’t know why you’re calling your best friend, ‘Mr. Radke’ either. You really are a weirdo. We have to talk about that.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Because, I shouldn’t say this. Cuz, this is gonna make you feel bad and it’s gonna get in your head, and I don’t want it (Oh, no) to; but, I want to be honest (Oh, no) with you. What do you think I’m gonna say?”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, I used to sit at home and watch so much stand-up comedy, starting, I think, my sophomore year; because… that’s the year my parents got a divorce. (Aww) Aww. Uh, and, no. It was great for me, actually. Cuz, then I got to move to the city and I lived with my dad, and we had cable television! All Carrot Top, all the time. Yes.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ll cut this out. Don’t cut this out.”

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Andrew and Luke: “My diet dogs are Barq-ing”

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Andrew and Luke: Radio version of Luke Burbank, aka Burbank One, and Normal Burbank

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Luke: “I tend to take the Corky St. Clair approach: You record it, you record it, you record it, and then you forget it”

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Luke: “I’m gonna need eyes on your screen at all times”

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Luke: “Professor Banana Pants?”

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Luke: “Sorry, Christy. Just give me a minute on this”

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Luke: “Woah! I’m amped!”

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Luke and Andrew: “All Carrot Top, all the time. Yes.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And then, she says, ‘Chris Hayes, please follow me on Twitter’. (Oh, no!) Which is, which is, TBTL’s version of ‘Baba Booey’. Yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: Card Reader not ATM “Machine”

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Luke and Andrew: “Everyone’s touched your fidget spinner, Andrew. It’s the town fidget spinner at this point.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Everything I thought I knew about OCD is off. Keep the fidget spinner.”

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Luke and Andrew: Fidget Spinner, OCD and Sexual Arousal

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Luke and Andrew: “I gave the fidget spinner to Sherman Alexie. Yours. Oh, no, no, during the show, (yours) he borrowed it. (Yours) Goddamn it. Everyone’s touched your fidget spinner, Andrew. It’s the town fidget spinner at this point.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke took Andrew’s yellow fidget spinner and used it on stage

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Pajamagram” in the manner of “Mahna Mahna”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is where the hot-air balloon comes in; (Yeah) because, it’s silent, but deadly… like me, in the RV. Oh, no.”

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On Friday, I got a shout out by Paula Poundstone on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert; and, that was mentioned on TBTL #2387. Below are longer clips from that mention and the discussion that was born from something that Paula said about panelists cheating and an e-mail I sent to Luke asking for his take on the comment.

Luke and Andrew: Discussing my shout out by Paula Poundstone on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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Luke and Andrew: Luke answering question about “cheating” on Wait Wait

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Luke and Andrew: Discussion about Bill Kurtis

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Andrew and Luke: Potential issue with the suggestion for Wait Wait to give out points like Whose Line would be note keeping for the Wait Wait Stats Page

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Andrew: Andrew wants a new rule put in place where a sound is made when Andrew starts going too fast and uses filler words

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Andrew: Andrew’s “Slow The S Down” Warning Sound

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Andrew: “Baking soda!! I got baking soda!”

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Andrew: “I need to slow my S down”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Like, I’m sorta, you know, like, sorta, you know, like, like, like, sorta, you know”

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Andrew: “Oh… shoot!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Soft Talk: After Dark”

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Andrew: “Soft Talk: After Dark. Why was everything sexual?”

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Andrew: “That’s perfect!!!”

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Andrew: “This is ‘merica”

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Andrew: “This is me not being able to take a compliment”

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Andrew: “Whoa-ha!!”

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Andrew: “Why was everything sexual?”

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Andrew: “Ya do care, Lukles. Ya care.”

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Andrew: “Yeee-uck!!”

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Luke: “And that’s an unfortunate metaphor. Is, um… or, it is an idiom? Or, am I just an idiot. I’m not sure.”

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Luke: “Bong!”

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Luke: “Da fuq”

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Luke: “I shit you not”

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Luke: “Linh… Pham… or, ‘Fom’ if you’re Paula Poundstone, is officially… the most… famous, or you could say, Pham-ous, TBTL listener in history.”

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Luke: “Our Top Story today comes to us… by way of The Paris Review, NBD!”

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Luke: Sleep Mode vs Flip Mode

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Luke: “There’s some… not just some dazzling deets; but, frightening deets that we will lay on you… when we get to that story.”

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Luke: “This is… bullshit, man! I can’t do anything fun here, man!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I had one and it’s somewhere in this house. The problem with the iPod Nano, Andrew, is that they’ve made it (So small) so small that you can now lose it… very easily.”

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Luke and Andrew: “What are you laughing at? All of this. I’m answering Linh’s question! I, no, no, I know… I know, I’m sorry… just… But… but, you care… ya do care, Lukles. Ya care.”

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Luke and Andrew: WTF: What The Fam [ph]

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Luke and Andrew: “You smell me dog? I smell ya dog. I smell your sour dogs.”

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Luke: “All roads lead to something extremely horrible”

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Luke: “America, fuck yeah”

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Luke: “Aw, shit”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: Doing the airplane pilot spiel with an accent that sounds like Bill Clinton

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Luke: “First, though, we must say hello to this guy. He came here to Minnesota… to chew bubble gum… and raise money for public radio. And, he is all out of bubble gum.”

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Luke: “I know you were worried about the ‘Fart Locker’, but do not underestimate the power of the ‘Crock Locker’!”

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Luke: “I logged in as Dr. Burbank”

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Luke: “I’ve been feeling a little funny since yesterday, a little shortness of breath. Everybody relax.”

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Luke: Saying “Power bye!” in an Australian accent

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Luke: “Stop the show!!”

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Luke: “Take… the cannoli!!”

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Luke: “The Dingus Crown Affair”

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Luke: “This is stopping me in my tracks… my stinky, stinky tracks.”

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Luke: “Well, let’s start building it back up… with a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL… the show that might just be Too Beautiful To Live (This is special! This is special!!)”

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Luke: “Who are you?”

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Luke: “You haven’t met my vinegar dogs”

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Luke: “You may have ACME Roller Skate Bomb Syndrome”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, thanks everybody for listening! Sorry… we’ll do better (For everything) tomorrow. Yeah. Maybe. Can we redo the show?”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, do you go with The Netherlands, do you go with Holland, (I say) the Dutch? I say The Ukraine. The Ukraine. Good spoof.”

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Luke and Andrew: “How dare you. Not without the harp!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m not sure what the Australian money looks like at this point. I assume it’s a picture of Paul Hogan… Oh my God. How do we have any Australian listeners left? After… after imitations of the Australian accent… Power bye!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke stopped himself, and had a pained look on his face, when talking about the use of the Doctor honorific

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Luke and Andrew: “That became even more insulting than I thought it was going to. Well, I got a cruel streak in me, don’t I?”

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Luke and Andrew: “This would be the most downloaded episode of TBTL (It would be pretty big) if I expired (Gonna keep on scaring you now) during the recording. Wait… (Bah!) I, I don’t have a the hiccups… I dunno. I have allergies (Oh, shoot)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, I’m trying to think of the upside, I guess it’s just… I become, I become just king of TBTL. But, who becomes Nu-Andrew? If I die from Nu-monia, who becomes Nu-Andrew?”

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