Clips From TBTL #2461

Andrew: “I’ll try to make this short. I know this is, like, your classic Walsh story. ‘How are you doing Walsh? Well, it all started in 1976′”

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Andrew: “It was like nine o’clock at night. I’d had like three of these IPAs and I way loopy!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot. What do you call the pokey things on a cactus?”

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Andrew: “Salam!”

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Andrew: Saying “This is just my voice” with an echo/reverb effect

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Andrew: Singing “Doop, doop, doop, doop”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That sounds like that’d be a pain for me. I feel like I’d have like… droopy, drooly bread… falling out of my mouth, falling into my onion salad.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Hello, Luke. What do you mean?” with an echo/reverb effect and Luke saying “Oh my God… dang it!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Don’t even get me started on that. (Don’t even get me started!) Don’t even get me started!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Fricking Frizzell found some photo… of some bearded guy who looks like he’s holding his head; and, everybody thinks it’s me, and it’s not. (Ohh. Ohh. Oh. Okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “That could not be a more Burbankian… Read (Take) on the situation? Read on this situation”

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Luke: “And, they don’t often have enough ads in the queue. So, you will just see the same one ad… every flipping commercial break… for hours and hours at a time”

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Luke: “Do you feel comfortable becoming a part of ‘Hawk Squad’?”

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Luke: “Everybody stop listening if you don’t care about NFL talk right now. Thank you. Talk to you tomorrow.”

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Luke: “God… bless it”

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Luke: “He’s… Andrew ‘Fireball’ Wash, [sic] and he joins us now from the Wallingford neighborhood of Seattle, Washington. Hello, my friend.”

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Luke: “Honey? Where are my onion cutting goggles? (That’s my woife!) Peace!”

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Luke: “I don’t see ash out here in Bellingham; but, it is… foggy as a mofo, or smoky”

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Luke: “I had to reset the sign, everybody. I had to reset the sign we have in the kitchen that says, ‘Welcome to Burbank Springs. It’s been… fill in the blank… number of days since a murdering.’ A murdering by the cat, that is.”

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Luke: “If I am feeling sad, and I need to stuff that hole with some kind of purchase”

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Luke: “Interpreting it through Burbank-colored glasses”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing and saying “That is… You’re just listening, by the way, to two people… losing their minds”

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Luke: “No way!”

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Luke: “Oh, what? You think I suck? You don’t wanna be around me?”

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Luke: “Scalable means… you tell your friends about the show; but, then… when they listen to it, they don’t understand… why you like the show, right? That’s, that’s I think what scalable means.”

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Luke: Singing “An onion is a ball full of lachrymatory factor… also known as LF, it irritates our eyes”

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Luke: Singing “Doctor! Doctor!”

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Luke: Singing “The onion is a ball of”

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Luke: “The dingus”

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Luke: “There’s, there’s a mountain that… effing exploded”

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Luke: “We didn’t fully have a murdering; but, we, we had an event that needs to be noted… on the special sign”

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Luke: “Yo. Get Waze… brother”

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Luke: “Yo. Slow your roll, human-kind.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are we his large, adult dinguses? I know I am. I can’t speak for you. I’ve already gotten to personal with you today.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, good. It has harpsichord in it. Oh, that’s one of those sentences that’s never been said.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Onions. Onions. Onions. (Onions) Onions. (Onions)”

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Luke and Andrew: “We were just looking at the sun without sunglass on. [sic] We were Trumping it! That means so many things!”

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Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message

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Clips From TBTL #2447

Clips from the “A Song of Ice and Spoilers” segment will be posted at a later time.

 

Andrew: “And, I’m not trying to shut you up”

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Andrew: “Are you disrespecting my potluck investigation?”

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Andrew: “Damn it!”

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Andrew: “Elaine! Eclipse! Eclipse!”

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Andrew: “Feel like that was offensive to somebody”

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Andrew: “Go for it. Do it. Do it.”

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Andrew: “God bless you”

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Andrew: “Goddann it!”

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Andrew: “He’s wearing a welding mask on a boat. It doesn’t mean that he thinks he’s better than everybody else.”

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Andrew: “Here’s what’s really gonna break your heart”

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Andrew: “I’m so jealous again. I was not gonna be jealous this year. Cuz, I got to go last… I got to go last year. I crashed it last year”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “That just makes me feel so gross”

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Andrew: “Stop saying that Genevieve’s a deadbeat!”

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Andrew: “That sounds like a goodie bag of PRPD stuff, ready for an unbagging… on TBTL next week when I see you!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, I think it’s gonna be a really fun TBTL. So that will be Monday’s episode of TBTL. Luke and me… in a boat again (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Daddy blind. Umm… We don’t… Possible show title (Nope!)”

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Luke: “And, what I found out today, Andrew, is that… nothing got fucking done!”

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Luke: “Behind your back, the dragons call you their step-monster”

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Luke: “But, I’ll never have to buy a thumb drive again!”

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Luke: Getting a shout out for getting a Bluetooth dongle for Space Car

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Luke: “God… darn it!”

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Luke: “He who hesitates… risks the possibility of blindness”

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Luke: “I remain confident that I will somehow Burbank this shit”

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Luke: “If I’m ever trying to big dog someone in public radio, what I would say is, like… ‘I’m on Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!'”

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Luke: Saying “Ooh, Kirkland brand jeans” in a haughty manner

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Luke: Singing “No one, no one!” and saying “Agh, goddamn it! Why does that happen? I don’t know, there’s probably a setting… I can’t figure it out”

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Luke: Singing some of the chords from Vampire Weekend’s “A-Punk”

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Luke: “That is not my Garfield”

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Luke: “Total Eclipse… of My Retina”

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Luke: “Up here, Michael. Up here.”

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Luke: Whistling and saying “Steve Nelson”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I say to Steve, I go like, ‘Yo, why the fuck did they put that in a press release? That makes no…’ Did you say that? Yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew did not like it when Luke said, “Daddy go a little wild”

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s also… the Mother of Dragons. Welcome to the show, Andrew. I’m the Stepmother of Dragons, actually. (Oh, man!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hopefully, you’re gonna be in my little boat out in the little bay of Bellingham. If, if the boat cooperates and that seems like a good place to watch, in terms of cloud patterns and stuff. Andrew, you know, when the world ends, I wanna be holding your hands. (Oh my God) So, I think it’s important that we watch this together.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oof… foot-long hot dogs. How gauche, give me a teeny weenie any day. Please… Sir, I’d like to look at one of your Tiffany rings.”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, I just go up and down the rows, just pulling every manner of weird… pr–radio promotional… gee-gaw… Until, a guy goes up to me and goes… ‘Hey, who are you with?’ I love it!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Uh, wrong! Uh… Are you not…!? What!? What the hell!? What are you? Are you listening!? That’s my bag! Ashley’s trying to get my bag!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You won’t feel it. And, daddy doesn’t like his Cheetos being… No… nobody does, Luke.”

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Steve Neuman: “Power…. out?”

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Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message

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Clips From TBTL #2433

Aaron Mason: “A Stu Woo?”

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Aaron Mason: “Andrew had a glitch in his software. Pulled the wrong filler phrase”

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Aaron Mason: “First of all, double spoofin’. If I could get that on my vanity plate”

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Aaron Mason: Singing “Traveled down the road and back again. Your heart is true, you’re a pal and a confidant”

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “Is that John Williams? Definitely John Williams… It’s E.T., baby boy. It’s E.T., baby boy. Is that what you said? You called me, ‘baby boy’?”

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Andrew: “Been there, done that”

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Andrew: “Double spoofin'”

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Andrew: “Good! Riddance!”

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Andrew: “I ate a giant dish… of… teriyaki”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. Up is down. Left is right. I dunno what to make of this week”

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Andrew: “I’ll be goddamned if I’m gonna scoop another animal’s poop”

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Andrew: “It is going to be so much fun!”

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Andrew: “Naw”

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Andrew: “Nope. Nope.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah, I know that face! Ohh… that’s beautiful face”

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Andrew: “On this… Wednesday installment… Nope! Thursday installment… of TBTL”

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Andrew: Singing “That name again… is Mr. Plow”

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Andrew: “So, get in there… get messy… get votin'”

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Andrew: “Sorry, Yoda”

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Andrew: “Those words I just said… don’t sound super appealing to me”

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Andrew: “We’re doing serious journalism in here”

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Andrew: “What!? How!? How!? What!?!”

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Andrew: “You know what? Let me stop predicting what this is. Let’s listen to the damn tape, Walsh!”

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Andrew: “You’ll get there, buddy. You’ll get there!”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “All that she wants… is another maybe”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: Andrew’s software had a glitch

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: Singing the theme to Gummi Bears

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “The characters are boring and way too cute… and politically correct for my taste. There we are. There is it.”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “What… chore… do you hate… the most? What chore… do you hate the most? God, I wish I were a game show host! (I was just gonna say, you were great!) I love doing game shows!”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “Yeah! (Cool!) Hello, high school! Good to see you again.”

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Ron Upshaw: “Hey Andrew, good to see ya! It’s really great to be on the TBTL!”

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Ron Upshaw: “Hey, Tens!”

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Ron Upshaw: “Ooh, snap!”

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Ron Upshaw: Saying “You’re really weird!” in a sing-songy manner

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Steve Neuman: A Rap About Chris Hayes

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Steve Neuman: “Hey, Andrew. Hey, Mason.”

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Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message

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Steve Neuman: Wooing it up

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Clips From TBTL #2386

Andrew: “Because, I can’t like just deputize myself. You know what happened when I tried deputizing myself, I left a… This is a whole drama. I left a note on my neighbor’s car”

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Andrew: “Cuz Luke… controls the butthole flap”

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Andrew: “Cuz Luke… controls the butthole flap drop”

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Andrew: “Damn, I wish I had a hot mic today!!”

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Andrew: “Guys being guys!”

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Andrew: “Happy World Turtle Day, everybody”

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Andrew: “Hey, Fletch”

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Andrew: “I am the stupidest, luckiest person in the world, I’m not joking”

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Andrew: “I said no monkey business; and, now, I’m like knee deep in monkey business right here”

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Andrew: “No monkey business”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: Pounding the Table

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: Sheepish “Oh, that’s right”

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Andrew: “What was the damage to your bo-ody?”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: Editors just cut, cut, cut reporter’s stories and ruin everything

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Fall River’s motto is, ‘We’ll Try’. And, they are not meeting their own expectations. Oh, dear!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Stop cutting the circles! (Yes!) Do it right, guys! (Yes, of course)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Today, Twitter is just abuzz with the fact that it’s World Turtle Day (Really!!?)”

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Andrew and Steve Scher: Laughing

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Phyllis Fletcher: “#NotAllCars”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Ha-ha!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Laughing

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Married, sucka!”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh my God!!! What!!!?”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh, Andrew”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “It’s either a prediction or a request… (Okay) that… that, ‘Luke controls the butthole flap’ will be on MarsupialGurgle.com within 24 hours”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Ohhhhhh”

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Phyllis Fletcher, Andrew and Steve Scher: Reacting to what happened to Steve and Steve saying “Yeah, gross. Very gross”

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Steve Neuman: “Hey Andrew, it’s Stu. Just a reminder to… be your best self, that’s good enough for anybody; and, that, this is episode 2386 in a collector’s series”

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Steve Scher: “I’m Steve Scher”

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Steve Scher: “This, this.. this a big guy!”

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Steve Scher and Andrew: “How polite was it? It used pink ink. Pink ink? Pink ink. And, did you say please and thank you… Please and thank you. No exclamation point.”

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Steve Scher and Andrew: “I do listen, you know. No, you don’t. Yeah, every, I do. What’s your, what’s your favorite part? I don’t have one. No, I listen, I listen to myself, I listen to Luke”

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Steve Scher, Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “And, there’s even some snapping turtles. Really? How do you tell a snapping turtle? Flat… Cuz, it’s going like this, ‘Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo…’ Okay, I’m just gonna cut Phyllis’s mic”

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Clips From TBTL #2385

Andrew: “Alright, you see that sign over there? It says, ‘Applesauce’. Nah, it says, ‘Applause’.”

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Andrew: “Bottom line: People are awful”

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Andrew: “Did you poop!?”

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Andrew: “Dingus”

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Andrew: “Don’t hack me… bro”

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Andrew: “God, you guys are butt-in-skis”

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Andrew: “Hey now!”

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Andrew: “I can associate with this story so much!”

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Andrew: “I sit in the cemetery… Nobody bothers you in the cemetery”

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Andrew: “In Second Life, nobody can hear you pee”

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Andrew: “It’s good shit”

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Andrew: “Just Tonawanda eat my sandwich”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Mo’ Second Life Money, Mo’ Second Life Problems”

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Andrew: “My voice gets really high like this, for some reason”

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Andrew: “Nope… I’m good.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. You’re seriously doing this Hannity/Colmes thing right now?”

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Andrew: “Okay, crazy asshole”

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Andrew: “She didn’t even say, ‘Butt'”

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Andrew: “Stop the show!”

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Andrew: “TBT-Ello from the other side”

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Andrew: “They’re onto us!!!”

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Andrew: “What’s the problem!?!”

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Andrew: “When someone said I was pwned on Twitter, and I was like, ‘What does that mean?'”

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Andrew: “Yes, please!!!”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Are you doing this just to get, just to get my blood up!? (No!) Are you doing this for podcast reasons? No, I’m not.”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Oh, what’cha eating? Oh, looks like a good sandwich. Hey, let’s talk about those chips. Bugles? Haven’t seen Bugles in forever. Fuck off! I’m trying eat my lunch! I like to put them on my fingers!”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Stop banging the table. I’m sorry.”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Uh, okay, so here’s my bad experiment I wanna try on this show… right now, with you. Does it also involve Kayne? Um, no. It involves whoopie.”

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Nick Jarin: “Actually, guns do kill people”

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Nick Jarin: Chuckling

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Nick Jarin: Laughing

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Nick Jarin: Laughing #2

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Nick Jarin: Laughing #3

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Nick Jarin: “Tauntaun-owanda”

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Nick Jarin: “That’s what I do!”

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: “But, I recently left the, the, the mainstream media, the MSM as the Twit-bots call it. I call it the ‘Lamestream Media'”

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: Making Whoopie

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Steve Neuman: “Hey, Andrew. It’s Stu. This is episode 2385… in a collector’s series”

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Clips From TBTL #2384

Luke and Andrew have been thanking and reading and/or playing special messages for Dazzling Donors from last year’s TBTL-a-thon for a couple of weeks; and, TBTL #2384, in a collector’s series, it was my turn to be thanked. The last two times, Luke and Andrew ad-libbed my Dazzling Donor messages and I opted for the same this time around. It was even better with Steve Neuman on the show and jumping into the fun as well.

Luke, Andrew and Steve Neuman: TBTL Dazzling Donor Message

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Andrew: “Because, basically, we will be canned heat… inside that thing”

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Andrew: “Is the man of the house home?”

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Andrew: “Like to squeeze the soul out of the show”

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Andrew: “Luke, are you getting a little, getting a little whiff of the RV on that one?”

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Andrew: Making a laser sharp shooting sound

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Andrew: Making a sharp shooting sound

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Andrew: Making a sharp shooting sound #2

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Andrew: “No!!”

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Andrew: “No!!! Shut it down, America!”

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Andrew: “That’s gonna come back to, to haunt me”

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Andrew: “Umm, I don’t know why… I cared”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know what? I’ll let Linh tell me what it sounds like. I’m not taking it from you today. Fair enough.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You were drankgry? I was… maybe mostly drangry”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Have you ever done this sober? No. No! No!! God, no! That’s just wrong.”

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Carey Burbank and Luke: “Burbank residence. Is that how we answer the phone now?”

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Carey Burbank and Luke: Carey usually laughs when she’s on a carnival ride and will laugh at Luke if he’s on it as well

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Carey Burbank, Andrew and Luke: “What a way to go, right!? No!! You’re having fun, right? (No) No, you’re not having fun when your body is, is breaking into a million pieces on top of the ticket hut.”

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Luke: “A five dollar Friday edition… of the program that might just be Too Beautiful To Live!”

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Luke: “He’s the Pham, he’s the Pham-nary in the coal mine”

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Luke: “Hey, Linh! There’s a new thing you like less than Super Pham!”

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Luke: “I don’t like to use this word; I was even hangry”

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Luke: “If this breaks loose, we are dead. D-E-D”

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Luke: “Linh… Pham, our Super Pham! I think it hates it when I say that; but… that’s not gonna stop me. Hasn’t stopped me yet.”

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Luke: “Maria Bamford is one of, one of y’all. Is ‘Y’all’ the wrong term?”

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Luke: “MSNBC and Chill”

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Luke: “Save it. Save it for the show. Share it with the Tens of listeners.”

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Luke: “So, Andrew, ad-lib something funny about Linh Pham and his Marsupial Gurgle site”

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Luke: “The crazy part is: What. I’m. Saying. Right. Now. Will. Be. A drop on Marsupial Gurgle.”

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Luke: “Wait a second!”

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Luke: “Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second”

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Luke: “We’d like to… welcome new sponsor, Surly Brewing Company”

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Luke: “Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa… whoa. Whoa. Whoa.”

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Luke: “Will you do me a kindness?”

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Luke: “‘Woo’ Tang, baby. She rocks the world”

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Luke: “You never go full y’all”

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Luke: “You’ve all heard about it. You all know about it. All the kids are talking about it.”

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Luke, Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Can you imagine a festival for roadies, put together (by roadies) by carnies”

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Luke, Carey Burbank and Steve Neuman: “But now that people are… falling out of the ferris wheel in Port Townsend, I think you see my point, right? No, I don’t. I don’t see it at all, actually. That was not the answer that Luke wanted. Oh, by the way, hi Carey, it’s Stu from Internet. Oh, hi, Stu-bot.”

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Luke, Steve Neuman and Andrew: Doo-oh vs Dye-oh

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Steve Neuman: “Yeah, there’s not a lot of metaphor in Toby Keith songs”

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Steve Neuman: “Your honky-tonk ba-donk-a-donk”

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Steve Neuman, Andrew and Luke: “I think you muted me. I’m sorry, what were you saying? Get the hint, Stu.”

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Steve Neuman, Luke and Andrew: Andrew threw shade on Black Sabbath by saying it wasn’t Rock ‘n’ Roll

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