Tag: Stu-bot

Andrew: “Calm down, ya comfort turkeys!”

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Andrew: “Every time I turn on the Internet… he’s more famous”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna look at a snake on a plane”

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Andrew: “I dunno what to tell ya”

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Andrew: “I had this wire thing in my pants that I was clicking”

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Andrew: “My God!”

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Andrew: Singing some version of the Super Mario Bros. underground theme

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Andrew: “Take that, art world!”

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Andrew: Things were getting a little fuzzy for Andrew after drinking some whiskey and tequila

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Andrew and Luke: “First of all, I do wanna say that I had this wire thing in my pants that I was clicking when you were picking out which pull tabs to; and, I was trying to signal to you which ones to grab. Please, never tell me about the wire thingy in your pants… just, from an HR standpoint”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke, I got five fingers and I wouldn’t cut any of them off. Oh my God. Are we really… (No) doing that again? No, we’re not”

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Andrew and Luke: “You got two golds, why flaunt your bronze? (Exactly)”

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Luke: “#MassholeLifestyle”

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Luke: “Are you the most famous person in this… room right now!?”

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Luke: “Dang it! So close”

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Luke: “Do you get Google on your phone?”

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Luke: “I got… eighty dollars of pull tab money burning a hole in my pocket”

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Luke: “I, I don’t even wanna know how much internal eye-rolling, at my behavior, you must do on a daily basis; and, just… you know, just silently… putting up with my BS”

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Luke: “I’m pro-any animal… I don’t want humans on the plane. That’s the thing”

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Luke: “My name is Kai Ryssdal”

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Luke: Singing “Hijacks, woo!”

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Luke: Singing “She did me. She did you”

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Luke: “Somebody better get these… horses on this plane”

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Luke: “That explains a lot”

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Luke: “That’s what I’m saying! Get a new look, Frank!!”

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Luke: “The hand sanitizer lotion is very slippery. It’s gonna be difficult for me to activate the sound effects; but, I’m gonna try to do it”

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Luke: “Well, come on now!!”

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Luke: “You’ve always donated to TBTL… and, that’s why we won’t have to… correct you”

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Luke and Andrew: “I, I feel like I got through the segment without saying anything hurtful; and, now, it’s the point (Here we go) where I… Let me see if I can slide this under the wire (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing the Super Mario Bros. underground theme and Andrew saying “Watch out, there’s a fireball!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s just a little… (Yeah) little sunshine in your pocket”

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Luke and Andrew: “The world’s least satisfying cafetorium (Yeah)”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: Singing “Debaser”

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Steve Neuman: Cute laugh

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Steve Neuman: “I’m a comfort Andrew”

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Steve Neuman: “Oh, God”

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Steve Neuman: “She hates two things: immigrants and fluoride; and, she all out of fluoride”

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Steve Neuman: “Their donuts are roughly the size of a toilet seat”

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Steve Neuman: “You son of a bitch”

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Steve Neuman and Luke: Singing “Viral Americans! It was the Viral American”

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Andrew: “As I… as I was doing the explosion sounds… I just realized what I just did to myself there”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit. That’s gonna be isolated”

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Andrew: “Bear with me here, Burbank”

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Andrew: “But, there are poop germs in the air!”

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Andrew: “Coming up! Odell Beckham? Ninety million dollars? What’s going on here? Stay tuned for our segment, ‘What’s Going On Here?'”

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Andrew: “Coming up! Odell Beckham? Ninety million dollars? What’s going on here? Stay tuned for our segment, ‘What’s Going On Here?’ Aw, shit. That’s gonna be isolated”

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Andrew: “Don’t pretend you don’t know it… Don’t. I’m sorry. Don’t pretend. I can’t… I’m getting more bold… here”

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Andrew: “Goddamnit!!”

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Andrew: “How to Run a Questionable Business… by Mr. Sadighi”

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Andrew: “I know why you’re calling out the media on this; but, I also think the system’s effed”

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Andrew: “I reject something… and, that is something called… mid-season premieres or mid-season finales… It’s not a fucking thing”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna get into some complaining territory here”

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Andrew: “I’ve got something to say!”

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Andrew: Making a funny sound

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Andrew: Making explosion sounds

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Andrew: “Never joke with you about things you may or may not have tweeted possibly while high or drunk”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That Truth campaign is off the rails, man!”

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Andrew: “This is our new segment called… ‘Yeah, I’m done. You know what I’m saying'”

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Andrew: “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Dick”

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Andrew: “Two Brogans, broging it up!”

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Andrew and Luke: “What Happened to My Erection? by Doctor… (Right!) Down There… Parts (Exactly)”

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Luke: “As the intro music was playing, I was… Googling about”

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Luke: “Brogs before hoges [ph]“

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Luke: “Cuz, I was gonna blow your damn mind”

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Luke: “I feel used and abused”

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Luke: “I was eating that shit up with a spoon”

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Luke: “It’s a real shit show in that Toyota 4Runner when you hear me singing along”

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Luke: “It’s a Tuesday afternish… [sic] Tuesday afternoon edition… Breathless… I am breathless here at the top of the show”

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Luke: “It’s called… Mr. I’m a Man of Few Words’s Monster”

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Luke: “Just fucking go!”

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Luke: “Just fucking go!” #2

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Luke: Quietly saying “Just fucking go”

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Luke: “Rudy! Get in here, dude!”

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Luke: Saying “Despite what a certain corpulent… corpulent dinosaur told ya, hey, babe?” as a low-rent Dennis Miller

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Luke: “That’s like one of the first times you really know sadness”

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Luke: “This is like me saying I’m gonna save money; and, this is my stomach being, like ‘Bitch, what?'”

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Luke: “This is our new segment called… ‘Let me finish, jerk!'”

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Luke and Andrew: “But… man! This place… was a shit show (Hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a man of few burps… But, those burps will count… Yeah! And, so are my under-bubbles”

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Luke and Andrew: “Two Brogs… Broging it up!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Why do I know this song? Cuz, it’s by OK-fucking-Go… Oh, yeah”

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Steve Neuman: Voicemail message explaining what a “river show” and what a “true river show” mean

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Andrew: “Andrew told me to watch this show and it sucks!”

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Andrew: “Beep”

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Andrew: “But, I’m… mostly… enamored by the way they got in front of my eyeballs”

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Andrew: “Don’t worry, dear listener”

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Andrew: “First, they win, then they lose. Then, they win, then they lose”

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Andrew: “Grand Poobah of the Lynx Club”

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Andrew: “I’m just gonna show them. I’m just gonna show them I have a place on this team. That’s all I can do. All I can do is go out there and play my hardest”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s do this. We never do this on the show; but, let’s just, for a second, forget about the listeners”

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Andrew: “Nope!”

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Andrew: “Not to be nerdy about it”

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Andrew: “Okay… I’ve done my job for the day. Now, let me open up my Promotions tab and just go through a bunch of spam”

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Andrew: “One duck ducked under the water, never came back up. I’m still thinking about that duck”

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Andrew: Saying “We rent the boats here, sir” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Simmer down, Stu!”

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Andrew: “Six years I’ve been able to keep my… mouth shut while you’re doing your intro”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s Australian accent caused Andrew to say something during the intro before he was introduced

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Luke: “A-ha!”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “How #content is forced into our eye-holes these days”

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Luke: “I also… Googled, ‘Am I a psychopath?’ today… Which, I don’t think I am”

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Luke: “I’m bring–bringing down the house!!”

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Luke: “I’m, I’m just kinda saying the same thing over and over again”

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Luke: “Inhaling anything… scares me”

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Luke: “Let’s get a guy trying to pull his junk out; and, now, things are getting interesting”

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Luke: “Let’s… do this!”

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Luke: “Please… my father was Surrealism. Just call me, Realism”

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Luke: Saying “Here I go, once again, with decisions” as Strong Bad

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Luke: Saying “I made a video on Snapchat about it, you can watch” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Oh my God, we’re out on this island” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “You call that… a missing person’s case? This is a missing person’s case” in a faux Australian accent

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Luke: Singing “Let’s go Outback tonight”

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Luke: Singing “Take… these broken mugs”

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Luke: “TBTL!”

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Luke: The informal, not explicitly stated, but understood, rules of when Andrew can start speaking

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “You call that… a missing person’s case? This is a missing person’s case” in a faux Australian accent and Andrew saying “Nope!”

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Luke and Andrew: Making a series of funny thinking sounds

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: Voicemail message and Andrew saying “Beep” at the end

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